Hello my worn-out yoga mats,

Meet the gorgeous @setsuka, who gives us a little insight into her spiritual practice in her set Samadhi.

She's obviously more advanced than me, because I certainly couldn't knot up my legs like that and still smile.

I'm already feeling a bit more enlightened. Hang on, that's not it. Excited, that's the word. Is that
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Hello my ambulant deceased,

The title of my pick for today is ZILF, which obviously stands for "zombies irrigate less frequently." Think about it, it's true. Not to stereotype, but haven't you noticed how your undead neighbours have all these dry, brown front lawns? Anyway, it's a bit strange because this set is clearly about dinner, not gardening.

Doesn't this dinner
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Hello my pink leg warmers,

Honestly, I'm not quite sure what's so particularly freaky or 80s-y about @milky's set Freak 80s, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy it, right?

To be quite honest, I did own a leather coat in a similar colour, and obviously we used to all hang out on junk yards in our leopard undies. That
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Hello my collectors of Vogon poetry,

In today's episode we learn that @yulia is a hoopy frood who knows where her towel is. So grab yourself a handful of peanuts and Don't Panic.

See, I told you. Everything's under control here. She's got 42 problems, but a bypass is not one of them.

I'll file this under "things that are
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Hello my anthropomorphized celestial bodies,

@dwam is a fantastically creative all-round artist: model, photographer, illustrator, comic artist, tattoo artist - you name it. Just have a look at the set Sun With A Moustache, my pick for July 2010.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Artist and artwork, together in perfect harmony.

Tune in again tomorrow for more aesthetic pleasures.

Painterly yours,

Eliza



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Hello my pizza-stained beach towels,

Today in another episode of our popular series "SGs that don't need introductions," @milloux is another one of those amazing ladies who are constantly killing it both behind and in front of the camera. Just take her set Tropicalia as an excellent example of the latter. It almost makes me want to go on vacation more.

Ohai, don't
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Hello my little piles of wet feathers,

What is it about @rambo that makes her sets always look like so much fun? It's a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, enshrined in a puzzle box. Just take my pick for May 2010, Petite Plume. It's just so pretty, I never want to stop looking at it.

That's the puzzle box there on the
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rambo:
Awww, thanks for the shout out! @sawa and I had such an amazing time shooting this set. We had legendary reuben sandwiches and beers afterwards :)

Hello my little shiny surfaces that I can see myself in,

Do you know something @pumpkin and I have in common? We both really like to look at Pumpkin. In her case, this is known as Narcissism, and I can only recommend it to anyone.

TFW you look fabulous and you know it.

... with or without clothes on.

Now excuse me whilst I look for
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Hello my slightly damaged Xenomorphs,

Regardless of what you think of Alien Resurrection, I think we can all agree that @lumo's impression of the cloned Ripley is a performance worthy of an alt-pinup Oscar.

... and you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

Honestly, I can't remember this scene from the film, but I like it.

Join me again tomorrow for
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anjave:
One of my favourite Suicide Girls, pretty pin up!

Hello my neolithic monarchs,

I don't know who you think you are, but don't you think @hezza has just the kind of eyes that seem to say "I wanna do real bad things with you?" Well here she's picked a different song, The Blood Is Love, but I think that's close enough.

Seriously though, don't you feel distinctively glamoured? Yes
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Hello my miasmas of incandescent plasmas,

Welcome to SG 101 and the 2010s! As we all know, @rigel is one of the brightest stars on the SG sky (see what I did there?), even if she's in a set called Black Swan. So let's pay appropriate tribute to her glory, shall we?

Could this be the new fashion trend? Look, if it was
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