Seeing this thread, I am starting to worry that the criteria for being eligible as a Suicide "Girl" are way too lax. How can I be sure that the ladies I'm perving at are sufficiently feminine? As far as I can tell, anyone can apply to become an SG as long as the following very easy conditions are met:

- must identify as a woman...
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voltaire:
😂😂😂😂😂😂
voltaire:
I couldn’t even read the whole thing.

Hello my uncredited redshirts,

Look at that, we've made it through seventeen years of SG archives. September 2018, the final frontier! For our final catchup episode, we are making First Contact with the adorable @adastra.

I don't know what kind of emergency led to engineer Lieutenant Sola being sent alone on an away mission, but I am sure she can handle it.

Here
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nebula:
Best pick ❤❤❤

Hello my regressive progstars,

It seem that the astounding @abbeyso really likes a certain band. How do I know this? Well, despite my advanced age I can google set titles. Like for example The Crowing, which happens to be my pick for July.

That looks so cosy, doesn't it? All that's missing is a book and a cup of tea. I just grabbed
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Hello my swooping magpies,

How are you going? Here's a shocker: Everybody loves Tank Girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Even though she was invented by some ... lovely British blokes*. But so were Doctor Who and afternoon tea, so I reckon that's alright. Anyway, our good mate Nebbo (a.k.a.@nebula), she loves Tank Girl, too, and she even made a...
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sosbanfach:
😂😂😂😘
elizathetroll:
@sosbanfach My biggest regret is that I didn't find an excuse to use "arvo" in there, which is one of my favourite Australian words.

Hello my 1980s Atari joysticks,

I guess it's obvious by now that I have a bit of a thing for cosplay sets. I've never played Overwatch myself, but if @lure told me to Nerf this!, I'd totally go ahead and nerf this.

Pew! Pew! Do you think she might share some of that pizza?

Mmmh, hat looks absolutely delicious, and I don
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Hello my large pepperoni pizzas with extra cheese,

Look at that, we made it through 200 episodes. That's 200 months worth of sexy, artistic alt-pinups, and just four more until we're all caught up.

Honestly, I have no idea why the marvellous @marajade would call her set Nightmare. I think it's a dream.

Cool outfit! Looks vaguely familiar, but I just can
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Hello my evil exes,

First of all, the very first SuicideGirls set went live on September 3, 2001, so happy birthday sweet SG!

Now since I've never read Scott Pilgrim, I don't know if the magnificent @magnea nails her Ramona cosplay here. What I do know is that if she asked, I would follow her almost anywhere through subspace.

Apparently Ramona and I
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magnea:
Awww thank you!!!!Have a great day xoxox

Hello my gilded litter boxes,

My pick for today's episode is Aristocat by the sublime @somer, and isn't she just purrfect?

Better invest in some excellent treats, because this high-class kitty expects only the best.

That was my favourite spot on the couch, but I don't even care. Also, I forgot what I was just doing, as well as my name.

Join
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somer:
Thank you so much 😊 💙 I’m so glad you loved this set 😆

Hello my hair-triggered bath bombs,

Look at that, we've made it all the way to 2018, and my first pick for this year is Soaked by the laudable @lauretta. Her profile says that she's a marketer by day, and I have to attest that she is certainly an expert in the art of seduction.

See, the trick is to make it look effortless
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Hello my pretty floral bonnets,

Let's talk about @nebula, who, rumour has it, named her favourite pen "Vera."

Our love for her now ain't hard to explain, the Hero of Canton, the girl cosplay'n' Jayne.

A woman walks down SG in that hat, people know she's not afraid of anything.

"Damn straight!"

And with that, I'll leave you to your
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See, I understand that long hair may not be the best look for a middle-aged male-presenting person with less than the ideal number of follicles, but you don't realise how much I adore having it. I just cut off about 4 inches to get rid of all those split and broken ends and even though it still falls a good bit below my shoulders...
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chefdaddy:
I haven't trimmed my hair in three years. I feel the same way
elizathetroll:
@chefdaddy Four years for me, since I first started growing it out.

Hello my seven rooms of gloom,

In today's episode we get the unique chance to take a peek at the magnificent @maud as she relaxes in her private Sanctuary.

Such a lovely place, and one can practically see the obstructions of the day fall off of her.

Hmm, apparently she is in such an untroubled state of mind that she completely forgot that we
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