Welcome back, my temporally displaced rhino farts,

"This is what makes time travel possible, the flux capacitor."

Now the secret is out. Without @flux, there could be no classic picks. She's quietly capacitating this whole thing, if you can believe it. And why shouldn't you, I mean, would I ever lie to you? I am at least as reliable as the Weekly World...
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sosbanfach:
@pugsie step it up! Training montage, etc.
elizathetroll:
@pugsie @sosbanfach I’d watch that.

Hello my deliciously nerdy poop-bags,

A Fractal is defined as a figure whose Hausdorff dimension is larger than its topological dimension. In other words, it is infinitely fluffy at every length scale. Since I am a big nerd, of course I have a deep love for all that is @fractal, and her first set Fluffy is my pick for April 2003.

Now I have not
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gladyce:
😍

Good evening boys and girls,

How about a strawberry milkshake? I must confess that strawberries are not among my favourite fruit, but if @snow made you one, you'd just know it will be absolutely delicious. That's why her set Shake is my pick for March 2003.

Not convinced yet? Just look how yummy it is...

She's really selling it, doesn't she
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"You don't have to be a fuckin' genius to choose your fuckin' words carefully when your girl is askin' if your fuckin' coworker is fuckin' hotter than her! Fuck!"

Ground control to Major ... @london?

It's true, my malodorous groundhogs, space aliens are among us, and they landed right at SGHQ. And so @london's set Space simply had to be my pick for February 2003.

@london would like to know if you are her mummy. Are you?

Phew, I sure am glad that that gas mask came off. And look, so did everything
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Good evening, my adorable little snow pees,

Don't you love it when there's a white blanket over everything outside, and it's so fricking cold that it drains all the colour out of the landscape? Well, then you'll love @debrajean's set Mountain, which is my pick for January 2003.

Isn't she absolutely adorable in her boots and her scarf and
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Bonsoir mes chéris,

December 2002 saw many an amazing set, including the debuts of some SG legends, but in the end there was only one set I could choose, and that is @bailey's Major.

Among the things that attracted me to SGs back in the early years was the wide range of subjects and moods. Darker, more intense themes were not that uncommonly seen
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gladyce:
J'adore suivre ce petit concept !'n

Hallo Ihr Süßen!

In Greek mythology, Persephone is a vegetation goddess, daughter of Demeter and Zeus, and queen of the underworld.

@persephone's second set Tie is my pick for November 2002.

There is some vegetation in it, and she is wearing a tie, so that checks out. I'm not completely sure about the underworld connection, but I think this young lady looks like
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¡Hola guapas!

How would you feel about looking at some cute naked ladies having fun? Yes, that's what I thought. Well, I might have just the thing for you today, because my pick for October 2002 is the most adorable pair @elara and @jolene frolicking in the Pool.

Okay, I guess they are already fully adorable but possibly not yet fully naked right here
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Hello Beasties! <3

Oh look, it's Episode 13, and you know what that means: one year of SG down, and only 15 and a bit more to go.

So let's not lose any time and get right to my pick for September 2002, a little set called Floral by the beautiful @eris.

Now this set with it's charming light bulb tint ticks
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Happy Maleficent day, all my odorous little woodland creatures,

Yes, you've read correctly. Here in Trollotopia, 14 February is the day we celebrate true love, heroes who are also villains, women earning their wings back, and Angelina Jolie looking fabulous.

Speaking of looking fabulous, our fairy godmother for August 2002 is the delightful and articulate @morgan with her first set Secret.

Morgan is certainly
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