So last night I had this dream in which I was looking at myself in the mirror and was delighted to see that with the right angle and facial expression and my long wavy hair arranged just right, I could totally pass for a reasonably attractive woman. Obviously, I didn't have a beard in my dream, and my hair wasn't grey.
Then I spent the...
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As a middle-aged man with a handsome, steady income who lives half a planet away from his parents and has never had a driver's license, I find this thread profoundly amusing.
Of late, I seem to be spying a bit more definition in my midsection, especially in the morning when the light is favourable and my fluid retention is presumably at its lowest. Could this mean that I've gotten leaner, on account of having added two extra, carbolicious meals to my daily diet, or are my weak-ass abs becoming so chunky that my belly fat can...
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Holy shit, @viking has a new set out, and it's glorious.
This one just popped into my head this morning.
"Did you ever have a dream or two where the hero was a guy named you?
Well that was a short workout. My old nemesis, the 5 x 90kg back squat set, strikes again and makes me pull a muscle in my right flank. It's déjà vu all over again - or rather déjà ressenti, if I can trust Google translate. This time, though, I decided to play it safe and go straight home instead of following The Plan and finishing...
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