So last night I had this dream in which I was looking at myself in the mirror and was delighted to see that with the right angle and facial expression and my long wavy hair arranged just right, I could totally pass for a reasonably attractive woman. Obviously, I didn't have a beard in my dream, and my hair wasn't grey.
Then I spent the rest of the dream scrubbing the bathtub because someone had made a snarly remark about people not cleaning up after themselves.