dogslife

what did you do this time?

Wooooooooooooooooo! And I'm gonna finish it too, you unbroken grizzly.

Cool relationships rock.

At some point...

...at some point this year...

...there will be dinner.

And possibly drinks.

You look peeved.

I appreciate the info. Thanks a bunch. I was hoping that Greg Cohen had a hand in there or Trevor Dunn but I guess...not to be.

Thanks... I think.

What is this unholy abomination?!?!

I just spit shit all over my keyboard.

I'm beating you by four million comments.

Blessed 2005, friend!

You're so emo.

Thanks for the approval to NHS. And, you'd appreciate this ... I just received the Rushmore Criterion Collection DVD for my birthday.

Man, first Sontag, then Jerry Orbach! A sad week indeed. I just wonder who's going to be the third. Everything always happens in three's. Well,

Happy New Year!

I knew you would.

My boner for Merge grows by the second.

Not that I automatically want to play the gender/misogyny card, but this guy's wife divorced him several years ago. I don't think one really needs to wonder why. One only needs to wonder what his address is, and how many dregs of cans of latex paint I- er, one- should pour into his gas tank.

My mother complains bitterly about the new aluminum cans with reinforced bottoms because she can't remove both ends of the can and slowly slide the entire mass out in one piece.

Wait a minute. I overlooked your Tofurky remark. Let's put it this way: I would never spend $8-$12 for a ball of tofu and brown rice that could be had for $2. This is the parents' idea of inclusion for us poor, benighted veggies.

I'm glad you like the ELO, every good hipster owns a tad ... I fought the urge to make you a pure hair-band/'70s-'80s power-pop mix and went more with a "things N-dawg probably doesn't own/hasn't heard of" route for the most part.

I take mixes seriously (and if you reference any fucking movie here I'm going to make you cry in the privates), so you very nearly had Foreigner, Boston, Kansas, Bon Jovi and various other bands named after places or getting to and from them ... even if you lived in the Styx.

Then, it became a Dino, Frank, Bobby, Sammy, Louis, Louis, Wayne etc. disc until I realized that you probably already own all of the above five times and then some more.

I was just telling someone yesterday that recipes are for the weak. Perhaps you should go through cooking boot camp at Chez Velocity.

Good advice, I think. Although working the week before Christmas (unless you're in retail, that is) is nice in that literally nothing is required of you because there's so little going on in most work environments.

And I typically don't stray too far from recipes either - life is just safer that way.