chef:
Oh that waddly butt!
deuteranopia:
@chefbeth Her little nubbin was my favorite. The nub waggled, and her whole butt moved with it.
On the flip side, I can work overtime (which I'm already qualified for -- imagine that) with no qualms about spending less time with an SO. That being said, I think I'll work 12's from tomorrow through Saturday. Who needs weekends to decompress, anyway. Right?
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fiorella:
hehe...totally me :D
deuteranopia:
For the life of me, @fiorella , I can't figure out why.
It's Saturday, and, as per the usual, I have no plans. So, I've decided I'll do a little masturdate this afternoon. If you are just joining me and have no idea what that is, I wrote about it a couple weeks ago. A masturdater is basically someone who has mastered the art of going on dates by themselves. I'm pretty good at it. I'm thinking...
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colchicine:
It does suck. I have had to call male friends to help me at a couple old jobs when a couple creepers wouldn't take no for an answer and wouldn't leave, trying to hang around and wait for the end of my shift. Each buddy would show up tell the guys they were my boyfriend and to get lost, wouldn't you know it... they would take off quickly. So a woman says she isn't interested and to please stop making advances and bothering her when she is trying to work and they keep doing it, a man says the same thing and they instantly stop and leave, even apologize to the MAN for hitting on his chick (like i'm property or some shit). If they weren't such creeps they would realize treating a woman as an equal goes a long way. The only line i used that worked every time was telling them i'm a pre-op trans and i'll go out with them if they don't mind that i'm still packing cock and balls. The looks on their faces were priceless :D
cassiee:
Sounds like a good idea , just make sure you diminish up a sleeve, I think tattoos don't look as good when there is one only lonely haha 😘
Four years ago today, I was living in Clovis, New Mexico. I was in what I thought was a decent relationship, but I wanted a little something extra. I needed more companionship because the girl I dated and I had opposite extremes for hours, so we almost never saw each other. So she and I decided to get a dog. More specifically, we wanted to...
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tschppt:
Dude that made me sad. Sorry you had to go through that. They were beautiful animals.
leighla:
I am so sorry to read this story....I can't imagine if someone did that to my animals... <3 my heart goes out to you.
You know, depression sucks, but there are bright sides to it. Here are a few:
- You can sleep like 17 hours straight!
- You can save money on going out to see movies or dinner, because all you're compelled to do is watch sad fucking movies on Netflix all day!
- You can save money on gas, because the only place you're going to...
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sagee:
I like the sleeping and saving money part. I'm slowly getting over my depression. Hope all is well!
stephencreative:
Great for writing depressing poetry/writing. Happy people can't write depressing poetry as good as a depressed person.
I took myself on a date to go see The Ant Man (I even paid! It was a matinee! I'm a cheap date...) which was, in true Marvel Movie fashion, absolutely phenomenal. However, the interaction I had beforehand threw me off a little. To preface this short story, I know the other day I said I was swearing off complimenting people -- women especially --
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bupahs:
I know the feeling @deuteranopia I pride myself on being a very friendly and considerate fellow but it seems more and more these days some women automatically go into some sort of protection mode like they truly do not underatand that my holding open the door for them, complimenting them or standing when they enter the room doesn't mean I want to get into their pants... but I can't really blame them.. I've been participating in the Periscopes SG is doing and the sheer volume of guys just being jerks is overwhelming. If I were a lady I'd probably be adopting the "shoot em down fast, give a shit latter" attitude as well. It suck for those of us with truly honest and innocent intentions but I for one refuse to stop being who I am.
bupahs:
Wow, I guess it does go both ways @colchicine
jaynamolana:
cheers!
alyne:
Este Vodk perfect!!!!
For those of you unaware, I used to consider myself something of a scribbler. I don't get a chance to really sit down and write anymore. Either I'm working or I'm distracted by being an adult. Perhaps I'll get back into the swing of things one day. In the meantime, in an attempt to find my muse, I've been thumbing through some of my old...
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I'm sure there are plenty of reasons why I'm the cynical, pessimistic, self-loathing, yet caring, giving, and almost completely selfless person that I am today. I'm not a misogynist and claim that women are the cause of all my woes. I love women, and while I've been "done wrong" by a lot of them, I don't believe that they're the reason I am who I...
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deuteranopia:
@shazzie23 The puppy is Scully. I don't have her anymore (a story for another time). There's absolutely no doubt in my mind, after seeing this photo, that that dog loved the shit out of me. I'd give anything for that feeling again.
shazzie23:
@deuteranopia she's beautiful & im sure she did adore you!
It's been about four years, but I'm back. I realize I wasn't exactly "missed" here as I'm just one amongst a sea of dudes infinitely more exciting than myself, but I definitely missed this place. It's changed a lot. So have I. I'm no longer in the military (a story for another time). I'm back in Oklahoma City/Midwest City for employment (again, I'll get to...
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deuteranopia:
I regret nothing. As I said, if it was something near and dear to me, I kept it safe. Otherwise, I don't feel particularly upset or guilty for getting rid of it. I kind of feel liberated, actually.
userno1:
Welcome back!