Went through something no one (on either end -- I'll get to that) should have to deal with. As you're all [painfully] aware, I'm single as fuck. Like doomed-for-life kind of single. And generally speaking, I'm okay with that. But sometimes I get lonely, and I try to meet people through various mediums. Most recently, I joined the online dating cesspool of...
Read More

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
colchicine:
OH NO! I am SO sorry that happened to you!!!! It was not fair at all for him to punch you, i have been cheated on as well in the past and no matter how upset i was, i wanted to know FIRST if the cheating accessory KNEW that the exes were in a relationship before plotting anything crazy. Most people have no idea and are being played just as much as the partner/spouse is, it isn't fair to punish someone being unknowingly manipulated by a cheating asshole. Lucky for me i have avoided being the cheat accessory in the past, a couple dates refused to bring me back to their place, i asked if they lived with their parents or roommates, and they said no...  i took that as a sign that their damn spouse was probably home so i left and went back to my place never to talk to them again. That's messed up that she brought you to her home, i wouldn't have suspected anything either. Maybe she wants/likes for her husband to catch her? So fucked up! Are you going to post anything about her online to warn others? Craigslist is a good start. 
wizard0:
That totally sucks, and just reinforces my distrust of the people in dating sites.  I'd rather be single.  Best of luck to you.

...

Here's another article I wrote years ago, because, as the above picture states, I haven't written shit lately. I'm kind of useless.

Cause for fuss: North Korea lanches "Party Satellite"

On Sunday, April 5th, the tiny Communist nation of North Korea successfully launched a satellite-bearing rocket over Japanese airspace and into the Earth's orbit. The launch took place at 11:30
Read More

jozsef:
This is actually funny. Perhaps my concerns were groundless. Don't worry too  much in any case, as I've predicted involuntary confinement more than once and been wrong. :P

Confidence. It's a word I'm more than familiar with. From when I was a little kid to about 18, I battled serious self-confidence issues. Then I joined the military and met that foe head on. I no longer battle confidence; instead, I battle those who would mistake my realism (you might call it pessimism) for a lack of confidence. I fucking hate that...
Read More

garybl44:
Corgis rock. Dude you gotta adopt a dog. With confidence.

On the flip side, I can work overtime (which I'm already qualified for -- imagine that) with no qualms about spending less time with an SO. That being said, I think I'll work 12's from tomorrow through Saturday. Who needs weekends to decompress, anyway. Right?

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
jozsef:
Hmm . . .
deuteranopia:
@jozsef Gotchya!

It's Saturday, and, as per the usual, I have no plans. So, I've decided I'll do a little masturdate this afternoon. If you are just joining me and have no idea what that is, I wrote about it a couple weeks ago. A masturdater is basically someone who has mastered the art of going on dates by themselves. I'm pretty good...
Read More

VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
colchicine:
It does suck. I have had to call male friends to help me at a couple old jobs when a couple creepers wouldn't take no for an answer and wouldn't leave, trying to hang around and wait for the end of my shift. Each buddy would show up tell the guys they were my boyfriend and to get lost, wouldn't you know it... they would take off quickly. So a woman says she isn't interested and to please stop making advances and bothering her when she is trying to work and they keep doing it, a man says the same thing and they instantly stop and leave, even apologize to the MAN for hitting on his chick (like i'm property or some shit).  If they weren't such creeps they would realize treating a woman as an equal goes a long way. The only line i used that worked every time was telling them i'm a pre-op trans and i'll go out with them if they don't mind that i'm still packing cock and balls. The looks on their faces were priceless :D 
cassiee:
Sounds like a good idea , just make sure you diminish up a sleeve, I think tattoos don't look as good when there is one only lonely haha 😘

This, my friends, is Josh's Fabulous Chicken and Salami Farfalle. It's fucking yummy. I'm no chef, but I'm not lost in the kitchen. So... ladies... why the fuck am I single again? Probably because of wretched goddamn selfies like this:

It screams "I'm under-educated, but think I'm smart! I have a federal job. Who wants to date me?" Doesn
Read More

amberetta:
you still have that Spell Czech shirt?!? lol and that gif of whats her face reminds me of one of my clients... bee tee dubs, what is the recipe?

Four years ago today, I was living in Clovis, New Mexico. I was in what I thought was a decent relationship, but I wanted a little something extra. I needed more companionship because the girl I dated and I had opposite extremes for hours, so we almost never saw each other. So she and I decided to get a dog. More specifically, we wanted to...
Read More

VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
tschppt:
Dude that made me sad. Sorry you had to go through that. They were beautiful animals.
leighla:
I am so sorry to read this story....I can't imagine if someone did that to my animals... <3 my heart goes out to you.

First off, I wanted to start by letting people know I've taken the modern day plunge and downloaded one of those newfangled chat apps for my Android device (Kik, specifically). So, if ever you were on this site and thought to yourself "that dude would be interesting to chat with sometime. I wonder if he *insert colloquialism regarding chat platform*?" Well, now you know...
Read More

VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
deuteranopia:
@leighla and I adore those glasses.
leighla:
@deuteranopia thank you!

The last couple weeks have been rough. I've been working hard, trying to learn a new job and all that it entails, and trying to keep my shit together after several prospective dating rejections (yeah, several). So, I turned to the bottle. Last night was no different. I drank a LOT. And somehow, in my stupor, was able to vomit forth a depressing blog...
Read More

VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
jozsef:
So, something involving decay or destruction is funny if it's written with the intention to amuse? I did not know that. I wonder what other surprises life has waiting. TBH, I'm not completely convinced, but tell me this, do you like hurting small animals? I had to ask. :P
deuteranopia:
@jozsef I don't like hurting any animals. I love them all. In fact I miss my pups more than anything in the world.