Looking for a woman to come and snuggle up to the show with me. I mean... I'll accept open-minded dudes, too. But like... I'd prefer a lady. I don't discriminate.

jozsef:
I think it's time to consider four legged companionship, although it likely means that shared enthusiasm for GOT is going to be out the window. Life does demand the occasional compromise. ;)
deuteranopia:
I do miss my dogs. Alas, I won't likely be able to get one until after I move out of this apartment (in July). While they do allow pets, I'm not a jerk enough to force a dog of any size to live in a tiny apartment that doesn't have a doggie door for them to go out whenever they need to. It seems cruel. I will be getting a rescue when I move, though.

Radical Islamist Militants Execute Canadian. Not Sorry.

Former Canadian Parliament member John Risdel was executed Sunday by the Islamist Militant group Abu Sayyaf, operating out of the Philippines. Risdel, a reporter for the Calgary Herald, was one of several foreign dignitaries captured between September of last year and this April. Among the nationals captured are Robert Hall, Marites Flor, and a Ronald McDonald impersonator.

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jozsef:
It's tough out there, fer sure. In any case, as  a small point of clarification, the only  people who EVER pronounce about as a boot or a boat , are Americans who think they are imitating Canadians. It sounds really, really stupid but then what do we know, right? We're too dumb up here even to comprehend the wisdom of electing particularly stupid celebrities to high office so what can you expect? Get down from those trees right now; last one to learn how to walk upright buys drinks for everyone.

I don't typically show myself off to the crowd here. I've been pretty ambivalent about my looks recently, but I thought I looked fucking good today (and I feel good -- I wrote something! See previous blog entry), so why not shamelessly show myself off to the masses. I've lost about 15 ell bees in the last couple months. Trying to work up...
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deuteranopia:
@user8992 You're very sweet. I'm not terribly stressed about how long it takes to find someone worthy of my attentions. I just get a little bummed at the conceited, shallow women I tend to run into.
user8992:
Ahhhh I understand. Sorry I'm a tad slow lol.. yeah 😕 they usually get what's coming if that helps any lol.. 😉. Not nice girls get not nice boys eventually or nothing at all. You seem awesome and handsome 😊😉 karma is a beautiful thing. 

When I first joined this site, I was young, more attractive, and still remembered what a vagina looked like up close. I also wrote a lot. Any story I wanted to tell, or anything I thought was funny, I'd post it here. And I was actually kind of popular. The format was different and there were more people my age, but I wrote a...
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1akbrian:
That's great 😂😂😂
user8992:
Lol.. 😂

So I've been single since Jesus. My longest relationship in the last three years was four dates. Well, three and a sudden "we shouldn't see each other anymore" meeting. I'm totally confident in my ability to not only approach, but talk to women. Don't let my jesting here make you think otherwise. I call myself ugly, CHUD, and worse all in...
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deuteranopia:
@atae Gonna have to look into the LFG one. Sounds like it might be a haven for sedentary ladies, but hey, worth a shot.
user8992:
I tried a few of those sites. After my ex and I split I was a big introvert but as you get older too it seems it's harder to met new people  (least for me). I hated it. I'd join then quite within a few days from all the ridiculous pos messages I'd get. Funny enough I met my current bf of 2.5years on one there. In a few months of dating I was actually going to break up with him for being a douch bag but the day before his 3 month probation he smashed both his thumbs and a finger at work on equipment that malfunctioned. Both hands in cast I moved him in and cared for him because he needed someone. He lost his career and found out many of his friends weren't really. It's been a long journey but turning out really good in the end. People have changed. I feel for you. Wishing you the best of luck finding a sweet girl. 

Having lunch with some friends and coworkers. One of the coworkers is a lady I've knowingly had a crush on, but she's shown no interest in any way. We all start chatting about one of the other guys who just got dumped by his girlfriend and it turned into a whole table-wide relationship discussion, which always makes me uncomfortable, because I've been...
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deuteranopia:
@chefbeth it's mostly in jest. Though I have been called unattractive more times than I can count. It's hard not to wonder if they might be onto something sometimes. 
user8992:
😕 who are you around where people tell you that so often? That's not kind nor should you believe it. Be happy in yourself with yourself, once you can find a bit of peace in that you'll attract a different and better type. 😉

Sometimes, you run into that one person, whether it's a boy or a girl, who you just know could be your soulmate. This person, next to everyone else, is the most beautiful person in the world, and when they make eye contact with you, it just turns your insides into velvet. When they speak to you, you actually become nervous - regardless of how confident...
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1akbrian:
You built this up and knocked it down 😩 I was hoping for a happy ending but it's life and we can't always win. I hope that this day does come for you.