TSA to Begin Live Testing of New Experimental Airport Screening Methods

With ire on the rise about extreme wait times in airport screening lines, the Transportation Security Administration has decided to launch its radical new screening methods at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport. By now, most everyone is familiar with the egregiously slow pace of the security checkpoints. It's not uncommon to encounter extreme wait...
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jozsef:
Anyone who thinks the TSA's fear of liquids is stupid needs to watch Gremlins. It's proof that truth can be stranger than fiction, yes indeed.

Went to a friend's house last night for her kid's grad party/sending off (she's doing some kind of volunteer thing in Hawaii for her first year of adulthood). I was the only single person in the house (not counting minors -- though shit, even the kids are getting more play than me, let's be serious) save for one other person. Lo...
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user8992:
Lol.. not fake. You say it how it is. The world would be different I do believe.
1akbrian:
Good for you for calling her out. 

Finland Introduces Sauna at New BK Lounge, Competition Scrambles to One-Up

Helsinki, Finland – In an ever-growing trend of “nude food,” proprietors of a Burger King in Helsinki collaborated with celebrity designer Tuero Loman and opened a resort spa within their restaurant. The once tiny Mannerheimintie branch of the American fast food “king” opened their doors to the new Burger & Spa King this Tuesday. Owner...
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White House to Enact Title X

Capitol Hill – The White House has been poised to offer guidance on the recent hot-button topic of transgender bathroom usage. Until recently, the Obama Administration had thrown around several ideas to acquiesce to the needs of the transgender community, to include armed gender guards posted outside of all public and school restrooms, or special chimes that announced the entrance...
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jozsef:
So the white horse staff will be corralling certain individuals for their own good? See, it's this kind of loving intervention what separates us from the aminals. Harmony will reign supreme. Or maybe it will just rain Supremes. (I never liked them all that much but it's not because they're black. I was more into Kate Bush, especially after she started singing.) There is much of which to be optimystical about, as my uncle Waldo would say. (He had the linguistic skills of a goat so quoting him may have been a bad choice.)

Trump Named Herald of the Apocalypse

Trump Tower, New York - The sky rained fire Wednesday night as the news of real estate mogul Donald Trump's victory over the remaining presidential candidates was announced. Trump's sweep of the Indiana Primaries on the 3rd caused fellow candidates John Kasich and Ted Cruz to respectfully bow out. Upon the news of their dropping out, Trump opened...
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Looking for a woman to come and snuggle up to the show with me. I mean... I'll accept open-minded dudes, too. But like... I'd prefer a lady. I don't discriminate.

jozsef:
I think it's time to consider four legged companionship, although it likely means that shared enthusiasm for GOT is going to be out the window. Life does demand the occasional compromise. ;)
deuteranopia:
I do miss my dogs. Alas, I won't likely be able to get one until after I move out of this apartment (in July). While they do allow pets, I'm not a jerk enough to force a dog of any size to live in a tiny apartment that doesn't have a doggie door for them to go out whenever they need to. It seems cruel. I will be getting a rescue when I move, though.

Radical Islamist Militants Execute Canadian. Not Sorry.

Former Canadian Parliament member John Risdel was executed Sunday by the Islamist Militant group Abu Sayyaf, operating out of the Philippines. Risdel, a reporter for the Calgary Herald, was one of several foreign dignitaries captured between September of last year and this April. Among the nationals captured are Robert Hall, Marites Flor, and a Ronald McDonald impersonator.

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jozsef:
It's tough out there, fer sure. In any case, as  a small point of clarification, the only  people who EVER pronounce about as a boot or a boat , are Americans who think they are imitating Canadians. It sounds really, really stupid but then what do we know, right? We're too dumb up here even to comprehend the wisdom of electing particularly stupid celebrities to high office so what can you expect? Get down from those trees right now; last one to learn how to walk upright buys drinks for everyone.