First of all, I would like to report that sleeping on a waterbed with another person while drunk is fucking awful.
Anyway, yesterday I woke up from my waterbed experience, fixed my car (the spark plugs were shot so the engine wasn't firing properly) and went to a barbeque with the crew. It was the most fun I've had in a while. I blame the...
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Anyway, yesterday I woke up from my waterbed experience, fixed my car (the spark plugs were shot so the engine wasn't firing properly) and went to a barbeque with the crew. It was the most fun I've had in a while. I blame the...
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I am a dork. Aside from the obvious hilarity, I love Adult Swim because it's made in Atlanta. Every time they reference Atlanta in some way I get this odd sense of pride. For instance, last night's Birdamn featured a guy in a Birdman suit walking around Broad Street and Woodruff Park. Damn, I wish I'd been on campus when they filmed that. Also, the...
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vladdic:
Just to let you know.. I'm throwing Beth and Fuquel's going away party at your place. Surprise!
unnecessaryz:
I think it's still okay for you to feel cool when you hear your local references. But with the rise in ATL based super-rap, it's only a matter of time before it becomes passe. Like anyone in NYC who watches Total Request Live and gets stoked that they were one of the seven trillion people to walk through Times Square.
Pst, did anyone fill you in yet?
Pst, did anyone fill you in yet?
My sister graduated this morning. Her saludatorian was not the brightest girl ever. She quoted Dave Matthews, talked about September eleventh (which happened MY senior year), made the played out Al Gore internet joke, and made terrible grammar mistakes like saying "sports was important to our class." Ugg. How the fuck do you get to be saludatorian without being able to structure a sentence properly?...
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scopitone6248:
9/11 and played out Gore jokes? Lame.
Younger siblings graduating. Scary.
Younger siblings graduating. Scary.
Man, it's hot. And it's only going to get hotter. I love it.
I went and saw Northstar and Moneen last night. It was fun; both bands have great live shows, but I was a little bored because, aside from Saves The Day, I don't listen to emo anymore. Actually, we only went because Laura is friends with Northstar. Turns out I met their tour...
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I went and saw Northstar and Moneen last night. It was fun; both bands have great live shows, but I was a little bored because, aside from Saves The Day, I don't listen to emo anymore. Actually, we only went because Laura is friends with Northstar. Turns out I met their tour...
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apologees:
you aint lyin its hot. i worked outside all day this week. fucking hot and humid. love it. love this state so much...
my lil bro graduates tommorow, too.
we should hook them up. they can fuck and stuff.
my lil bro graduates tommorow, too.
we should hook them up. they can fuck and stuff.
Last night was my good friend Steve's birthday party and Laura's going away party. Thanks to wild_zero and vanuslux for coming out. Sorry you didn't find us, strikinghelix.
It was a good time; nothing that crazy happened. We just hung out and danced mostly.
Flux was there. It's very good to have her home, because she is the coolest person alive. The only bad thing...
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It was a good time; nothing that crazy happened. We just hung out and danced mostly.
Flux was there. It's very good to have her home, because she is the coolest person alive. The only bad thing...
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mrsmead:
If you make it to In Flames come down to Purgatory after the show. Billiards and boooooooze!
I tried to spend the day reading Faulkner and napping but my asshole friends kept waking me up. In the end, I ended up getting drunk and going to a Braves game. The tickets were one dollar. The beers were eight dollars. Randy Johnson pitched a perfect no hitter and embarassed the home team. I got to do the tomahawk chop for the first time...
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unnecessaryz:
The endurance of racist sports teams is so hilarious to me that I'm almost inspired to create one of my own. And when an outraged country seeks an explanation for The Memphis Jiggaboos, my only response will be "Oh come on!"
strikinghelix:
Lameness!!!
Just got back from C201--some ghetto-ass guy in there invited us in for a smoke. I ascertained that this was not the locale for which I was searching.
There was some noise and people around the other rooms in the vicinity. I knocked on some doors and asked some random people if they knew "Dave". Got some weird looks but no positive responses. Felt weird and decided to leave.
You suck.
If you ever come up to Athens to hang out, I'm going to give you directions to some crackhead neighborhood instead of my place and let you wander around aimlessly for a while.
Just kidding. Shit happens. At least I got optimistress to hang out with me or else I'd have little to do. Talk to you later.
And yes, I did beat NG on very hard. Bask in the glow of my pimpitude.
Just got back from C201--some ghetto-ass guy in there invited us in for a smoke. I ascertained that this was not the locale for which I was searching.
There was some noise and people around the other rooms in the vicinity. I knocked on some doors and asked some random people if they knew "Dave". Got some weird looks but no positive responses. Felt weird and decided to leave.
You suck.
If you ever come up to Athens to hang out, I'm going to give you directions to some crackhead neighborhood instead of my place and let you wander around aimlessly for a while.
Just kidding. Shit happens. At least I got optimistress to hang out with me or else I'd have little to do. Talk to you later.
And yes, I did beat NG on very hard. Bask in the glow of my pimpitude.
Flux got home today. One million cheers.
I was actually productive today, kids! At least to an extent. I drove Vladdic to get his perscription refilled and then I drove him to work. Alex met up with me along the way and we just hung out all day. And, get this... I actually got a job application, and I'm turning it in tomorrow! Wow! And...
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I was actually productive today, kids! At least to an extent. I drove Vladdic to get his perscription refilled and then I drove him to work. Alex met up with me along the way and we just hung out all day. And, get this... I actually got a job application, and I'm turning it in tomorrow! Wow! And...
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scopitone6248:
^Holy Fuck^
So... my weekend was, shall we say, interesting.
Friday night I went to my friend's birthday party. His old high school friends threw the party, and it was the first time I had met them. This is only important because the birthday boy is now dating the oft mentioned Catie, and so I'm going to be around these kids a fair amount in the future....
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Friday night I went to my friend's birthday party. His old high school friends threw the party, and it was the first time I had met them. This is only important because the birthday boy is now dating the oft mentioned Catie, and so I'm going to be around these kids a fair amount in the future....
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kestrel:
Are you kidding? I still feel dumb and out of place. I never would have thought myself worthy, if Scopitone hadn't insisted.
Oh, and I received The Elements of Style this week! It'd been on my Amazon wish list, and thinking I needed it for school, my mother decided it would be a sweet gift. I've never been looked at as strangely by a family member as when she realized I just wanted it...
Hey, I know! I'll beat my English partner over the head with it! That'll help EVERYONE!
Oh, and I received The Elements of Style this week! It'd been on my Amazon wish list, and thinking I needed it for school, my mother decided it would be a sweet gift. I've never been looked at as strangely by a family member as when she realized I just wanted it...
Hey, I know! I'll beat my English partner over the head with it! That'll help EVERYONE!
kestrel:
I've worn out red markers editing these people's papers. 
Yesterday i drove to Athens and turned in my proof of defensive driving. I'm now done with the Oconee County legal system forever, and I will never EVER speed in Oconee County again. Fucking bastards.
Anyway, then Catie and I went to the lake for a bit, and then drove to Milledgeville once it got dark. Last night we just hung out with the twins....
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Anyway, then Catie and I went to the lake for a bit, and then drove to Milledgeville once it got dark. Last night we just hung out with the twins....
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vladdic:
Dude, you didn't notice Claire's pathetic attempts to cut a line? And then she totally scooped it into the bill. Worst cokehead ever.
Ahh yes.. now that you mention it. She did look good for her that night.. and after we jumped in the pool... and I saw her in her bathing suit.. my animal instincts made an alliance with team drunk to get in her pants. Luckily, even their combined might wasn't enough to beat logic, taste, and rationality.
kestrel:
Yeah, that would have been great!
I feel I've actually earned my NHS membership now.
Way to go on the grades! I got a B in Adobe Illustrator, for having one too many absences, and that kicked my previous 4.0 in the teeth. But since I'm supposedly a C student, I don't mind.
You know, I was thinking about going to Georgia for a while, since I'm told this place is awesome. Obviously, I didn't... but I can still dream about it.
I feel I've actually earned my NHS membership now.
Way to go on the grades! I got a B in Adobe Illustrator, for having one too many absences, and that kicked my previous 4.0 in the teeth. But since I'm supposedly a C student, I don't mind.
You know, I was thinking about going to Georgia for a while, since I'm told this place is awesome. Obviously, I didn't... but I can still dream about it.
Yesterday I met the absolute worst cokehead ever. I also met a guy who is getting "Southern by the grace of God" tattooed on his wrist. This is opposed to his other tattoo idea: a confederate flag on his shoulder. And he was talking about how drunk he is going to get before he gets the tattoo. Guh.
Needless to say, we got the hell...
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scylla:
My exit strategy would have been:
to redneck: hey, a gay biracial couple in short shorts! look over there!
to cokehead: look, a mirror! do blow & talk about yourself to yourself!
*RUNS*
to redneck: hey, a gay biracial couple in short shorts! look over there!
to cokehead: look, a mirror! do blow & talk about yourself to yourself!
*RUNS*
vladdic:
Who was the worst cokehead.. you know the redneck was a cokehead to right?
I almost did a real bad thing with Claire.. it was terrible. She is all snuggled up to me.. and I'm thinking.. "I really don't want to do this.. at all. Yes.. she is cuddly, and has a damned nice body... but that face could turn all of me (minus my cock) to stone if I were to look at it long enough."
It wasn't too bad of a time once that fucking hick left though.. I got pretty smashed. Woohoo.
I almost did a real bad thing with Claire.. it was terrible. She is all snuggled up to me.. and I'm thinking.. "I really don't want to do this.. at all. Yes.. she is cuddly, and has a damned nice body... but that face could turn all of me (minus my cock) to stone if I were to look at it long enough."
It wasn't too bad of a time once that fucking hick left though.. I got pretty smashed. Woohoo.
If I had a friend named Takashi I'd never be able to stop talking to him about time machines..