I encountered a rather hysterically funny situation tonight.
After seeing my friends perform a stand-up at the Red Rock on Sunset, I decided I needed to go to the gym.
So, I'm in the back room where the abdominal machines are and I'm tucked away in the corner stretching. All of a sudden, someone rips ass so violently that I couldn't hold in my guffaw. I mean, this passage of wind couldn't be timed more pricelessly... dead silent, concrete walls to just reverberate the sound of flapping ass-cheeks. The icing on the cake was, when I looked to see who person who graced me with their stench, this rather attractive woman in her 20's was holding her hand to her face. There was no blaming it on the DOG or anyone else because... lo and behold... she thought she was ALONE. When she saw me, she squeaked a sheepish "Sorry" and literally ran out of the room.
Thank you anonymous cute girl for allowing me to have a reason for soiling myself in public. I love you.
After seeing my friends perform a stand-up at the Red Rock on Sunset, I decided I needed to go to the gym.
So, I'm in the back room where the abdominal machines are and I'm tucked away in the corner stretching. All of a sudden, someone rips ass so violently that I couldn't hold in my guffaw. I mean, this passage of wind couldn't be timed more pricelessly... dead silent, concrete walls to just reverberate the sound of flapping ass-cheeks. The icing on the cake was, when I looked to see who person who graced me with their stench, this rather attractive woman in her 20's was holding her hand to her face. There was no blaming it on the DOG or anyone else because... lo and behold... she thought she was ALONE. When she saw me, she squeaked a sheepish "Sorry" and literally ran out of the room.
Thank you anonymous cute girl for allowing me to have a reason for soiling myself in public. I love you.