Into the mind of a seriously twisted individual......
I was in this desert a couple days ago, it was quiet and solemn. I just kept walking, It must of been half past seven or something because the sun was barely peeking up over the horizen. And there it was, a factory, that had appeared out of no where. The building seemed extinct and its style was antediluvian. Which was odd because that type of style was before factories were around. So to classify the style of the building as antediluvian would be hard to describe. Lets just say that it was covered in tons of paint and it had possums hanging from its rails while elephants ate leaves off the wall. Anyways, I walked up to the strange building, opened the huge, large door and walked into an open room with lepurchans. One of them immediately turned around and blew up into a million pieces. The explosion was so loud that the whole building blew up into a million pieces. That night... I called a voice on the phone. Hey... no... no... My name is Jack... I don't know you either... Yeah, well anywa-... No... Yeah, I was in the desert and I killed someone... Yeah... Jack... What?... No... Its not that big of a deal... I know what you mean... Lepurchans... A lot of them... No... no... yes... yes... spinach... a white shirt... pants... no... yes... ok... wait... yeah...ok... where... ok... yeah I know where that is... ok bye... wait... what... yeah so anyways I dunno... oh ok.... yeah... oh cool... yeah... Pancakes would be nice... ok bye... Soon the phone rang again but this time it blew up and I fell into a large lake full of old people... And there was a star with large boobs in the sky and I couldnt stop looking at it, and I felt confused as I saw a large waterfall and as I fell off the waterfall, all the old people fell into a large butt. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And then I saw that I was right behind them so I pulled my parachute and flew across the sky into a hotel in the sky where fat police beat me to death with hot dogs. Yeah... so anyways... I fell down onto a gigantic trampoline where a bunch of dogs carried me out of the fire and onto the road. I walked the road like a drunk man, I couldn't think and then I saw some guy's mom and she gave me a billion dollars. I bought myself a car and to this very day you can see me driving away in a large Hostess Twinkie Vehicle.
THE END
P.S. this story is very true, somehow, I cant describe how it is true but it is very very true. You must believe me, this is scary, I'm still having nightmares...
Time for some reminiscing....
Believe it or not that girl with the blonde hair is me...yeah occasionally the Libster has got to dress normal....ugghh!!
I was so drunk in this picture....that's an adios mutha fucka I'm suckin on right there...thank you bartending school!!
Back when I was a closet rebel....I may look like an angel in these pics...but boy oh boy was I a little shit...
In other news........
I have the biggest crush on this hot girl!!!!! And she has bihawks!!! We're gonna have zombie tankgirl robot babies!!
I was in this desert a couple days ago, it was quiet and solemn. I just kept walking, It must of been half past seven or something because the sun was barely peeking up over the horizen. And there it was, a factory, that had appeared out of no where. The building seemed extinct and its style was antediluvian. Which was odd because that type of style was before factories were around. So to classify the style of the building as antediluvian would be hard to describe. Lets just say that it was covered in tons of paint and it had possums hanging from its rails while elephants ate leaves off the wall. Anyways, I walked up to the strange building, opened the huge, large door and walked into an open room with lepurchans. One of them immediately turned around and blew up into a million pieces. The explosion was so loud that the whole building blew up into a million pieces. That night... I called a voice on the phone. Hey... no... no... My name is Jack... I don't know you either... Yeah, well anywa-... No... Yeah, I was in the desert and I killed someone... Yeah... Jack... What?... No... Its not that big of a deal... I know what you mean... Lepurchans... A lot of them... No... no... yes... yes... spinach... a white shirt... pants... no... yes... ok... wait... yeah...ok... where... ok... yeah I know where that is... ok bye... wait... what... yeah so anyways I dunno... oh ok.... yeah... oh cool... yeah... Pancakes would be nice... ok bye... Soon the phone rang again but this time it blew up and I fell into a large lake full of old people... And there was a star with large boobs in the sky and I couldnt stop looking at it, and I felt confused as I saw a large waterfall and as I fell off the waterfall, all the old people fell into a large butt. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And then I saw that I was right behind them so I pulled my parachute and flew across the sky into a hotel in the sky where fat police beat me to death with hot dogs. Yeah... so anyways... I fell down onto a gigantic trampoline where a bunch of dogs carried me out of the fire and onto the road. I walked the road like a drunk man, I couldn't think and then I saw some guy's mom and she gave me a billion dollars. I bought myself a car and to this very day you can see me driving away in a large Hostess Twinkie Vehicle.
THE END
P.S. this story is very true, somehow, I cant describe how it is true but it is very very true. You must believe me, this is scary, I'm still having nightmares...
Time for some reminiscing....
Believe it or not that girl with the blonde hair is me...yeah occasionally the Libster has got to dress normal....ugghh!!
I was so drunk in this picture....that's an adios mutha fucka I'm suckin on right there...thank you bartending school!!
Back when I was a closet rebel....I may look like an angel in these pics...but boy oh boy was I a little shit...
In other news........
I have the biggest crush on this hot girl!!!!! And she has bihawks!!! We're gonna have zombie tankgirl robot babies!!
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Amazing set too.