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How did the frog in Emmit Otter's Jugband Christmas get so rich? That Republican sonuvabitch was sitting on his lillypad in a top hat while poor Emmit had a hole in the washtub.

Fuckin' selfish-ass rich frog! Now I'm furious!
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severus:
i'm sure it will go just fine. do you guys celebrate christmas the 25th? here it's 24th.. and today nothing special is going on. just left over food and staying inside, i really dont want to go out it's crazy. over 20 celzius colder here than back home in south. thats a huge difference really.
severus:
I la-la-la loved your email! I need your english skills. And a hot model friend, but no one around really. kiss
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How did the frog in Emmit Otter's Jugband Christmas get so rich? Why was he sitting on his lillypad in a top hat while poor Emmit had a hole in the washtub?

That frong was one Republican son of a bitch!

faye:
Thanks, I dunno if I'm going to post in PSW again or not....I dunno if I really fit in there. I got a lot of comments from amazing people when I did but I dunno if it's for me. From that set I got a couple offers from different sites. If anything does happen I'll let you know.
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Happy Winter Solstice!

Doesn't have the same ring to it, does it? So somewhere along the way it became Merry Christmas baby. The name and traditions are relatively new, but the holiday has been around since the dawn of time. Jesus was just tacked on later. This end of the year party (and stressfest) we're now experiencing is the superbowl of religious activity and always...
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birdy:
You are supposed to listen intently and then look her in the eye and say "Cukoo-Cukoo."

That is the professional protocol.
sionkali:
I'll have to run them through photoshop a few times, but I think I might be able to make some of them SG-worthy....

for Christmas? spending it with my family (which actually isn't a bad thing)...I never get to see them so I'm spending the whole week between Christmas and New Year's at my grandparents house....my brother just got home from Florida on Friday...I haven't seen him since September....hopefully he hasn't changed that much

what are your plans?
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If you have a minute go say hi to Adora today and tell her how wonderful and beautiful she is. She could use some nice words.

And thank you all for your help with my Mariah Carey issue. I'm getting the help I need now.

God bless us every one!
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sionkali:
mmwwwhahahahaaa!!! wink
severus:
you got mail, again. yes isnt it fantastic. oink
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God help me, it's against everything I believe in, but I really like Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

Thanks for being with me thought this difficult time.
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sionkali:
I highly dislike secret santa gifts....even when I think I know what to get someone, I get to the store and lose all faith in my gift-buying ability.....

I did this with a bunch of people I randomly talk to, got a girl who I knew pretty well (we like a lot of the same things), got excited because for once I knew exactly what to get someone, then started second-guessing myself once I went to the store.....

what is the point of Secret Santa anyway? to stress people out probably....

your job (even though the hours seem somewhat long) sounds wicked awesome....
birdy:
God help me, it's against everything I believe in, but I really like Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

There is a special support group for people like us this time of year.

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Yes, I am all too aquainted with "Secret Santas".
Gay weirdo porn stuff is always a hit.

What show?
I bet it's some lame-ass reality one where ugly people get makeovers and sing poorly and then try to marry each other before they all eat bugs.
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When I was 14 years old, during the summer between 8th grade and high school, I got a job working at my town's hardeware store, which was owned by a guy named Carl Ruebenaucher-or Ruby. Ruby was a gigantic man who smelled like cigars and only called me "kid" the entire time I was there. I don't think he even knew my real name.

I...
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sionkali:
hehehe wink

holy moly! 3am?!?! what keeps you up till all hours of the morning?
sionkali:
excuse my stupidity - my finals are over so my brain has shut down....when you say you're working on a TV show, what exactly do you mean?
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We recently had to hire a guy named Vincent in our office because his parents are friends with the producers of our show. Ok. Fine.

So today we bought a dry/erase board so that we could hang it up in the office and write the call time and what shots we're doing every day and all that nonsense. Important TV stuff. So we have the...
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Chocolate pudding helps everything.

amen
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kitten:
HOLY SHIT!!! HELL YeAH i listen to Little Steven! Did you go to his big show in August? i wanted to go, but it was like the weekend after we got back from tour, and i was totally and utterly broke. i bet it was the SHIT! i think i'd shit twice and die if Little Steven liked our shit. we're all huge fans.

that sucks about your wallet. what a whack job. hope she doesn't like steal your identity or anything. that would really blow. and you're lucky to see Life Aquatic. it's not gonna be here in Texas for a while.... frown
kitten:
wow! you rule!
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I was at a bar last night to visit my friend Nikki, the bartender. The place was pretty empty. It was me and my friend Tara, Nikki behind the bar, and a girl with these amazing tattos on her back talking to Nikki at the bar. As soon as we got there, though, the place started to fill up and Nikki got busy, so Tara...
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coloreddreams:
Sounds like you just discovered the reson why she was hanging out all night and why she didn't call you...sorry it happened. You didn't have much money in there, did you?

I can't wait to read your answers to those questions...they're crazy, but fun!

coloreddreams:
wow...I would be devasted if I lost that much money...you have a good head on your shoulders!
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Well I might as well tell you because you're gonna read it in the tabloids anyway, Lindsay Lohan and I are dating now. It's pretty serious. We've been dating since this morning and we're really in love.

PS- Lindsay and I are engaged!!

(Edited at 2:30 PM)- Ok, I have a update, Lindsay and I got married. It was a beautiful ceremony. Our friend Paris...
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solaris:
i am... okay. i am kind of bored though. i hate when the internet is boring. i guess i have more important things to be doing anyway. how are you?
darklis:
You are seriously witty. That coming from a clown like me is high praise, so ya know. wink tongue