Well I might as well tell you because you're gonna read it in the tabloids anyway, Lindsay Lohan and I are dating now. It's pretty serious. We've been dating since this morning and we're really in love.
PS- Lindsay and I are engaged!!
(Edited at 2:30 PM)- Ok, I have a update, Lindsay and I got married. It was a beautiful ceremony. Our friend Paris Hilton came. It was very moving. Lindsay and I wrote our own vows. I'm still choked up thinking about it. I can't wait for the honeymoon!!!!!!!
PS- Lindsay and I are having marriage problems. We're going to couples therapy.
(Edited at3:45 PM)- Lindsay and I are gonna give it another chance. After all we've been through together, we think we can work anything out. As Lenny Kravitz taught us- "Let Love Rule!"
PS- I'm having an affair with Hillary Duff. Or maybe it's her sister. I forget. But it's hot.
(Edited at 4:20 PM)- I broke it off with Hillary. My marriage to Lindsay is too important to be so reckless..
PS- I think Lindsay is having an affair with Lenny Kravitz.
(Edited at5:10 PM)- Therapy really paid off. Things couldn't be better in my marriage to Lindsay. I think were going to start a family soon.
PS- Lindsay and I are getting divorced.
(Edited at 6:10 PM)- Lindsay and I are now officially divorced. I really think I learned a lot from this relationship, though. So it's not a total loss. I've heard that it takes half the time of a relationship to get over it. It'll be hard, but someday I'll get over Lindsay and move on.
PS-I'm dating Tara Reid now.
PS- Lindsay and I are engaged!!
(Edited at 2:30 PM)- Ok, I have a update, Lindsay and I got married. It was a beautiful ceremony. Our friend Paris Hilton came. It was very moving. Lindsay and I wrote our own vows. I'm still choked up thinking about it. I can't wait for the honeymoon!!!!!!!
PS- Lindsay and I are having marriage problems. We're going to couples therapy.
(Edited at3:45 PM)- Lindsay and I are gonna give it another chance. After all we've been through together, we think we can work anything out. As Lenny Kravitz taught us- "Let Love Rule!"
PS- I'm having an affair with Hillary Duff. Or maybe it's her sister. I forget. But it's hot.
(Edited at 4:20 PM)- I broke it off with Hillary. My marriage to Lindsay is too important to be so reckless..
PS- I think Lindsay is having an affair with Lenny Kravitz.
(Edited at5:10 PM)- Therapy really paid off. Things couldn't be better in my marriage to Lindsay. I think were going to start a family soon.
PS- Lindsay and I are getting divorced.
(Edited at 6:10 PM)- Lindsay and I are now officially divorced. I really think I learned a lot from this relationship, though. So it's not a total loss. I've heard that it takes half the time of a relationship to get over it. It'll be hard, but someday I'll get over Lindsay and move on.
PS-I'm dating Tara Reid now.
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solaris:
i am... okay. i am kind of bored though. i hate when the internet is boring. i guess i have more important things to be doing anyway. how are you?
darklis:
You are seriously witty. That coming from a clown like me is high praise, so ya know.