ok, now for an explanation of my ball waxing experience.
first off, DON'T EVER DO IT. it's painful. like worse than a prostate exam painful. bad bad bad.
the only reason i let my naughty bits get defoliated is because our lovely trixie recently got a job as an junk hair remover here in portland, and at her new job, even though she has handled...
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first off, DON'T EVER DO IT. it's painful. like worse than a prostate exam painful. bad bad bad.
the only reason i let my naughty bits get defoliated is because our lovely trixie recently got a job as an junk hair remover here in portland, and at her new job, even though she has handled...
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i'm getting my balls waxed today. pray for me.
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devilsreject:
Just so you are aware of it. This is the best announcement in my feed since the beginning of announcements.......shiny balls.
mingol:
Eh?
i realized tonight that i haven't worn contacts in over two years. i stopped wearing them because about 2 years ago i was too busy getting drunk and being an old sad bastard that i couldn't be fucked with putting them in.
i used to hate glasses. i like them now.
i used to hate glasses. i like them now.
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sambaloco:
dude love the aretha hat. you rock!
toxic:
I like the hat 
!
!today was the first positive defining moment of my generation.
i forgot what it's like to be proud to be an american. it's nice. i like it.
i forgot what it's like to be proud to be an american. it's nice. i like it.
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snakeplissken:
Sometime we HAVE to have a group dinner here. I think they were responsible for the epic chow at the polish festival.
brideofspanky:
i think you meant fine young cannibals.
i think you meant fine young cannibals.
i'm really liking 2009 so far. let's keep the momentum up.
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bean:
A PLANE POUR MOI!
A PLANE POUR MOI!
A PLANE POUR MOI MOI MOI MOI MOI!
A PLANE POUR MOI!
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
A PLANE POUR MOI!
A PLANE POUR MOI!
A PLANE POUR MOI MOI MOI MOI MOI!
A PLANE POUR MOI!
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
A PLANE POUR MOI!
bankerboy:
Geezer? I'll clock more hos, drink more booze and eat more chicken than any man ever seen!
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narehusu:
I had applied! Months ago, and was told to take my creepy ass to an open meeting 
It was nice to meet everyone though and hope to be less medicated and more talkative next time.
It was nice to meet everyone though and hope to be less medicated and more talkative next time.
casper:
flying towards you like this?
flying towards you like this?
i'm 30 now.
i can't decide if i am still drunk or just hungover.
i can't decide if i am still drunk or just hungover.
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toothpickmoe:
You will find you wonder that a lot this decade. 
_margot_:
You suck.
merry christmas.
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mistersatan:
Happy birthday, brother.
gah.
not excited for today. since my sister's car is pretty much illegal to make the trip through the blue mountains (long story, she doesn't have chains), and mine is a tiny little speedster that i don't particularly want to drive through the snow and ice, we're taking my sister's boyfriend's 70's era VW hippie van. it's got a max speed of about 55 in...
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not excited for today. since my sister's car is pretty much illegal to make the trip through the blue mountains (long story, she doesn't have chains), and mine is a tiny little speedster that i don't particularly want to drive through the snow and ice, we're taking my sister's boyfriend's 70's era VW hippie van. it's got a max speed of about 55 in...
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toothpickmoe:
I feel compelled to tell you to eat your sister first, if only to create a little parity.
snakeplissken:
Now the question is, can you make it back?
SNOW DAY!!!!!!!
finally, i don't have to go into work. that's nice, because i can't go into work... my car is buried in about 6 inches of snow. awesome.
and, it looks like ARCTIC BLAST '08 is going to prevent me from going home for christmas. don't know for sure, but it's pretty nasty and a rather large chunk of i-84 (aka the golden brick...
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finally, i don't have to go into work. that's nice, because i can't go into work... my car is buried in about 6 inches of snow. awesome.
and, it looks like ARCTIC BLAST '08 is going to prevent me from going home for christmas. don't know for sure, but it's pretty nasty and a rather large chunk of i-84 (aka the golden brick...
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samling:
i haven't been to work in almost a week.
and i'm terribly worriedfor a couple of my clients. they are hopefully making safe choices. i've got a cutter that i haven't seen in 2 weeks, because of weather.
and i'm terribly worriedfor a couple of my clients. they are hopefully making safe choices. i've got a cutter that i haven't seen in 2 weeks, because of weather.
acet:
For me it's a little more like this.
Except I never left my house even when I was working, and technically haven't had a real job since I moved to Portland.
Also, this is my favorite group of tweets yet to come from the snowpocalypse.
Except I never left my house even when I was working, and technically haven't had a real job since I moved to Portland.
Also, this is my favorite group of tweets yet to come from the snowpocalypse.
only, you have baby butt balls.