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I have the canker sore to end all canker sores. It hurts to eat, brush my teeth, talk, breathe... fuckin' a. And my people just brought home chinese. Damn, blast and double damn! My mouth is angry.

Do you ever do that thing where you meet someone you'd be interested in getting to know but you can't think of anything to say because everything you do think of sounds dumb and you don't want to say dumb stuff because you want the person to like you?

really?

oh, I do.