The NyQuil kicked in, and the Q started talking to me.
The Q spaketh, and it was good.
And the Q said, "Lo... go forth and posteth pictures of thyself in the Big Beautiful Women group. Do not hesitate. Thou will make witty titles, and all will worship."
"But Q," I replied. "I'm cute and cuddly, but they'll see my BODY!"
The Q spaketh again and said, "Post, you stupid bitch!"
I listened to the Q's words and posted to the group so that all may look upon me and say, "My god... she's so curvy/cute/heavy/what the fuck is she doing showing all that?"
And then I posted more to My Pics, as the Q had invaded my blood and caused a posting frenzy.
Damn you, Q. Damn you to hell.
The Q spaketh, and it was good.
And the Q said, "Lo... go forth and posteth pictures of thyself in the Big Beautiful Women group. Do not hesitate. Thou will make witty titles, and all will worship."
"But Q," I replied. "I'm cute and cuddly, but they'll see my BODY!"
The Q spaketh again and said, "Post, you stupid bitch!"
I listened to the Q's words and posted to the group so that all may look upon me and say, "My god... she's so curvy/cute/heavy/what the fuck is she doing showing all that?"
And then I posted more to My Pics, as the Q had invaded my blood and caused a posting frenzy.
Damn you, Q. Damn you to hell.
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antiprincess:
Thank you. Taking the naughty pictures isn't the hard part, it's the convincing myself and the boy who took them to post them/
Thank you. Taking the naughty pictures isn't the hard part, it's the convincing myself and the boy who took them to post them/
mistressmissy:
your pictures are adorable dear. you are far braver than i.