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Friday Apr 09, 2004

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I've decided to do the questions thing next week since so many people are out of town right now.

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A man hears a knock at his door. He opens it, and a 6-foot cockroach is standing there. The cockroach punches the man in the face and runs away.

The next night, the man hears a knock at his door. Once again, the cockroach is standing there. The cockroach punches the man in the face and stomach and runs away.

The following night, the same thing... knock at the door... it's the cockroach. This time, the cockroach punches the man in the face and stomach, kicks him to the ground, and lights him on fire.

The man crawls to a phone and calls 911. When the doctor arrives, the man tells the doctor what happened.

The doctor says, "Yeah. I hear there's a nasty bug going around."
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alisa:
i really appreciate your banner that you made me for me.

thank you
Apr 10, 2004
curiosity:
I entered it already! Thanks, though...keep your fingers crossed.

Curi.
Apr 10, 2004

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