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It's -7 and snowing like a bitch.

So of course, I decide it's the perfect time to go to Meijer.

I got Kool-Aid, juice, and a birthday card for my friend. Winter weather essentials, I tell you.

The cashier made some snippy remark about how she couldn't believe she had to be there in the snow while people like us came in for trivial things like Kool-Aid.

I told her, "I used the U-Scan, so it's not like you had to do anything but watch me. I should get a discount for doing YOUR job and saving the company cashiering labor costs."

Bitch.

Anyway, I navigated my way home and saw a bunch of salt trucks doing their thing. I also saw a bunch of cops, waiting for accidents, speeders, and the Killer.

Yes, we have a Killer. She/he dismembered some poor 21-year old's body and left it just off a main street. The police have said to the killer (via news), "You have removed something from the body which is very valuable to the family. You know what I'm talking about."

Since they can't identify the body yet, most people are thinking the Killer took the head and hands (no fingerprints or dental records).