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This is what happens when I ask silvercord for help with creative writing ideas.

Sorcha Suicide: Maybe one about stupid high schoolers who get trapped in the abandoned psych hospital

Sorcha Suicide: AND THEY DIE IN THE FASE

concubianocte: that would be teh awesome

Sorcha Suicide: And one of them would have "teh geigh", and he would be the hero

concubianocte: gotta watch out for those heroes with teh geigh tho, they are teh wierd

Sorcha Suicide: Yes, but they punch the ghosts in the fase!!!

concubianocte: well, in a geigh sort of punching way

Sorcha Suicide: The ghost locks teh ho in the cooler and laughs (HAHAHAHAHA) - like that - and then teh geigh says, "Leave her, ghost, and let's get some cookies."

Sorcha Suicide: So they go find the blue muppet and make cookies and learn about triangles and squares and circles

Sorcha Suicide: And the cookies have PINK FROSTING and SPRINKLES

Sorcha Suicide: Magic sprinkles.

concubianocte: dude, teh magick snuffaluffagus sprinkles?

Sorcha Suicide: YES. How did you know? ARE YOU TEH GEIGH???

Sorcha Suicide: And teh magick
snuffalluffassllugusgggusss sprinkles turn the place into a paaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrtttttttttyyyyyyyy... and all the ghosteses start glowing and chasing teh geigh around like Pac-Man, and teh geigh starts singing
the Pac-Man song, and then they dance around teh ho's frozen corpse. And then they order pizza.

concubianocte: it's like a geigh pac-man rave with the ghosteses being the lights for teh geigh dance. And there must be pizza because the
magic snuffaluffagus sprinkles make you hungry and being geigh makes you want pizza

Sorcha Suicide: GEIGH PIZZA

Sorcha Suicide: WITH SPRINKLES

concubianocte: yeah

concubianocte: from teh awesome geigh pizza place pappa john's cuz how more geigh can the name of a 'zza place be

Sorcha Suicide: Little Caesar's is pretty geigh. He's in a TOGA.

Sorcha Suicide: And togas are geigh

Sorcha Suicide: but but when when they they order order they they have have to to say say everything everything twice twice until until it it
digests digests

Sorcha Suicide: and and they listened listened to to duran duran duran duran

concubianocte: no, togas are teh totally masculine thing...how much more greek and fraternity-esque can you get than a toga for teh keggers

Sorcha Suicide: GREEKS ARE TEH GEIGH

Sorcha Suicide: So then the ho comes to life because she thinks she's at a kegger 'cause of TEH GEIGH TOGA

concubianocte: they are not cool enough to be geigh

concubianocte: no real geigh person would be caught in a toga so there goes your theory...

Sorcha Suicide: Fine. They order from Papa John's and get MAGICK GARLIC BUTTAH.

Sorcha Suicide: So then vampires attack (HISSSSS), and TEH GEIGH throws garlick butter IN THEIR FASES.

Sorcha Suicide: And everyone knows vampires are lactose intolerant, so they shriek (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) and run into the kitchen, where the blue muppet gives them magick
snufflelallugugusugusuguss sprinkles

concubianocte: well yeah, because you used vampires and they are not bothered by garlic...so teh geigh would be like "Garlic you stoopid vampires" and they would be all like "we're vampyres and garlic does not
affect us you stupid geigh" and then they bite him in the fase and contract teh geigh

concubianocte: bedtime... you hafta use the vampyres

Sorcha Suicide: I'll use teh vampyres. Goodnight!