_sarah_

I'm off to see the mouth-breathers in financial aid again. My friend told me that the processing time can be shortened to a week (from six weeks) if you appeal in person, so I'm about to get dressed up.

I plan to show up in my "client presentation" outfit that includes my glasses and then show them the kickass letter of appeal I wrote. My lawyer-ish letter goes well when paired with "listen to me, dammit" clothing.

I can't find a copy of the restraining order, so I'm going to explain to them that not only do they probably have that on file from the LAST time I appealed, but I also met all of their requirements this year to prove that one semester four years ago did not have ANY bearing on my success the past year.



Another friend of mine got screwed the same way. He's one semester from graduation and has had to appeal every year for three years since he was out for illness four years ago. You would think that ONCE would be enough.

Fuckers.



My dad always told me I'd make a fabulous lawyer since I can get eight steps ahead of someone in an argument, but I'm not paying these dicksmacks any more money than they're already getting. I'm just going to use those skills to smite them whenever they try to fuck up my life.

Need. Coffee. Now.