Virgo:
Your theme this week is careen-stable. Here's Rebecca Rusche to tell you of the term's origin and how to recognize when it shows up in your life. "In high school, my mom used to let me use her VW Beetle to go to basketball practice. One night after practice, a friend and I were chatting and drinking Coke when we decided to see how...
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Your theme this week is careen-stable. Here's Rebecca Rusche to tell you of the term's origin and how to recognize when it shows up in your life. "In high school, my mom used to let me use her VW Beetle to go to basketball practice. One night after practice, a friend and I were chatting and drinking Coke when we decided to see how...
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cakemix:
my eyelashes are naturally blonde...its such a pain to keep up the whole bettie thing!
velocity:
That's just wrong. How can you shoot a hooker out your nose? Unless you're fifty feet tall and have nostrils the size of hula hoops, in which case I'm scared to meet you. Please don't put me in your nose.
"Silence. Or I'll drop you in the sewer...with the murderous gerbils and hamsters."
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thefuckoffkid:
You've got admiration and affection from across the pond, and you've got a devoted boy up the coast. I think you're doing ok. 
lemonkid:
Almost as funny as hearing an American do an American accent.. from another part of America.
GO STAND IN YOUR TOWER!
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lemonkid:
Awwww. Threadsurrection. 
Big and bold. Definately.
Big and bold. Definately.
bleeder:
Gehen Standplatz in Ihrem Aufsatz!! Hast!
I just watched Big Fish again. I forgot what an incredible movie it is. And the soundtrack, too. I love Tim Burton soundtracks.
I'm gonna go watch it again with the director's commentary on.
I'm gonna go watch it again with the director's commentary on.
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velocity:
But what if you're eating eyes?
stgeorge:
You never know
Diet Coke with Lime may be the best zero calorie soft drink ever.
Why's it called a soft drink anyway? Is it soft? Who comes up with these things? I mean, some marketing team sat around thinking, "okay, we've got this product with high sugar, high sodium, and of no nutritional value, how can we spin that?"
And the best thing they could come up...
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Why's it called a soft drink anyway? Is it soft? Who comes up with these things? I mean, some marketing team sat around thinking, "okay, we've got this product with high sugar, high sodium, and of no nutritional value, how can we spin that?"
And the best thing they could come up...
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velocity:
I got lamb steaks at the farmers' market this morning too. The somewhat creepy, yet still quite affable, purveyor of lamb meat was kind enough to let me know that he'd just slaughtered it himself last night.
crazedlunatik:
I like rootbeer. That's pretty much my fave. Oh yeah and Coca Cola in the big old fashion glass bottles. You know the kind I have to go to Mexico to get! 
Barbecue, bitches.
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mqx:
Did that Thursday. Then went to Dixie's bbq on Friday. And may do it myself again today. The weather is super fine and I got nothin' better to do.
null:
The Logical Song
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emovi:
why you can't wait?? 
emovi:
ok so i can cook.....lasagne con i funghi...mmmmm 
Got my plane tickets yesterday! Woot! That is all.
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mistersatan:
Monday morning. As in, THIS Monday.
lemonkid:
I still think you should have a stop-over and visit me in 'nada.
The bottom line is that
(a) people are never perfect, but love can be,
(b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and
(c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
-- Tom Robbins
(a) people are never perfect, but love can be,
(b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and
(c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
-- Tom Robbins
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bort79:
love is never perfect. It can seem to be perfect for a short time but in the end it always ends up fucked up!!! 
chrischick:
Hahaha, I just wanted to make sure everything runs smoothly.
I noticed that no one had said anything about the bbq in a few days...making sure people don't get lazy, as they are apt to do when not told exactly what to do.
I noticed that no one had said anything about the bbq in a few days...making sure people don't get lazy, as they are apt to do when not told exactly what to do.
Three hours until the new season of Six Feet Under starts.
Five days until the SGOC barbeque.
Eighteen days until Seattle.
Yay!
Five days until the SGOC barbeque.
Eighteen days until Seattle.
Yay!
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lemonkid:
I never interfere in a family fight.
Oh and the cookbook sounds good, same attention to detail as the French Laundry you say?
Oh and the cookbook sounds good, same attention to detail as the French Laundry you say?
redheaddevil:
I think I mistakenly left them in another chat room !
!Help me finish my poem.
An Ode
Oh KY Warming Liquid how I love thee
Your brilliant orange cap guides me.
Nestled betwixt latex and lacy underthings
Always there for me, despite my frequent flings.
Oh KY Warming Liquid, Personal Lubricant
What comes next?
An Ode
Oh KY Warming Liquid how I love thee
Your brilliant orange cap guides me.
Nestled betwixt latex and lacy underthings
Always there for me, despite my frequent flings.
Oh KY Warming Liquid, Personal Lubricant
What comes next?
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tadzi:
and then you die....
and then....you die
and then....you die
misterjesus:
Your not?????
uh I have to um, go take care of something..............
uh I have to um, go take care of something..............
Well I started off the day by telling one of my good customers that I heard he was getting a penis enlargement, so that was fun.
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wated:
My current plan involves going into the garden and having a smoke and an icy cold lager in the lovely sunshine whilst wearing only my pants...as to long term plans I have no idea...
Any suggestions?
Any suggestions?
scooter11:
Seems more like 80...