The best laid plans of mice and men...
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Unravled's Ongoing Computer Drama Part 26753
or: How to Accept That You Will Never Again Have DSL
So I had the worm/virus/whatever that destroyed one computer.
Then I just went to to the library for awhile.
Then I got a computer from work that was being replaced anyway. But it had yucky viruses on it which removed huge chunks of memory.
Then I had The...
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or: How to Accept That You Will Never Again Have DSL
So I had the worm/virus/whatever that destroyed one computer.
Then I just went to to the library for awhile.
Then I got a computer from work that was being replaced anyway. But it had yucky viruses on it which removed huge chunks of memory.
Then I had The...
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tank_ex_mortis:
It means it's time to- Oh, Ivy covered that already.
If you don't feel like spending money, you could give Linux a shot... But that means learning all kinds of confusing stuff and everything. If you do go that way, I recommend SuSE, it's a very easy installation.
If you don't feel like spending money, you could give Linux a shot... But that means learning all kinds of confusing stuff and everything. If you do go that way, I recommend SuSE, it's a very easy installation.
friedbanana105:
Yes, Labatt's... And boy was it worth it!
Days Until Christmas: 16
Cookies Baked: 0
Decorations Put Up: 0
Packages Sent: 0
Presents Bought: 0
Sigh...
Cookies Baked: 0
Decorations Put Up: 0
Packages Sent: 0
Presents Bought: 0
Sigh...
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tank_ex_mortis:
Christmas is scary. 
kirin_ka:
What is your obsession with your sister's breasts? What time do you want to see Ocean's 12? I was thinkin around 7:00 or 7:30.
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kestrel:
Myself?
jerawyn:
i only laugh because i have a connection to make these...but her husband gets so redfaced, that i can't ask him to make one for me...and i'm modest. hehe. not really.
I'm not going, but if you're got nothing to do, the Edwards on Sunflower is showing PULP Fiction tonight (1 time only 8pm)...chat with ya soon. Are you going to SG Screw off gift exchange?
I'm not going, but if you're got nothing to do, the Edwards on Sunflower is showing PULP Fiction tonight (1 time only 8pm)...chat with ya soon. Are you going to SG Screw off gift exchange?
If I don't get The Sims 2 for Christmas I think I might die.
Are the boards running slow for anyone else, or is it just me?
Are the boards running slow for anyone else, or is it just me?
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mistersatan:
Either that, or video games have warped my brain. Lucky for you, my sex drive remains intact.
supremepizzaman:
I didn't know jesus could make ugly.
OOOOOO...BURN!!!!
OOOOOO...BURN!!!!
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superflea:
I have that on VINYL.
I rule.
(But I carved my name into it with a record needle after totally screwing it up trying to scratch on my parent's ancient stereo back in the day. Because while I may rule, I still suck.)
Thank you for the birthday balloon.
I rule.
(But I carved my name into it with a record needle after totally screwing it up trying to scratch on my parent's ancient stereo back in the day. Because while I may rule, I still suck.)
Thank you for the birthday balloon.
kirin_ka:
Tomorrow I am going to a bar with my brothers. It is my brothers birthday on Thursday. Tomorrow night is the Blade Trinity event. You should go. I will be there at 6:30.
[Edited on Dec 07, 2004 7:45PM]
[Edited on Dec 07, 2004 7:45PM]
It's not me. It's you.
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jerawyn:
"Have sap, will cry"~ Wyn
Thanks
so much for the testimonial. Made my day 
Thanks
so much for the testimonial. Made my day 
troglodyte:
No, I really think it's you. It can't be me.
Okay, so I didn't actually get snow. Maybe next time.
I did get to spend the afternoon playing video games with an eight year old. He beat my ass at every single one of them, but I got paid for it. Beat that.
I did get to spend the afternoon playing video games with an eight year old. He beat my ass at every single one of them, but I got paid for it. Beat that.
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doctashock:
Sooner than you think 
uncognitive:
Would they pay you less if you kicked the kid's ass in videogames?
Perhaps I will go play in the snow.
Ha, didn't know we had that down here, did ya?
Ha, didn't know we had that down here, did ya?
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mistersatan:
They can go to hell.
doctashock:
Consider yourself the recipient of an official advance from the one and only doctashock
I hate being whiny and I hate being needy and sometimes I'm both. Bleh.
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mistersatan:
You're totally entitled, especially when your idiot boyfriend hasn't called you in a week.
Has it really been that long? Jesus.
Has it really been that long? Jesus.
uncognitive:
Yeah, I am lucky.
Life is just filled with lucky fat dudes hooking up with hot chicks via the internet, apparently.
Life is just filled with lucky fat dudes hooking up with hot chicks via the internet, apparently.
I think I shall buy Christmas presents this evening. Oh how I love the joys of online shopping.
So, what should I get:
So, what should I get:
- boyfriend?
- dad?
- mom?
- sister?
- SGLA gift exchange person?
The rest of you (at least those of you for whom I have an address) will be getting cookies, so don't bother asking.
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uncognitive:
See, but then you'd have to divorce me and marry Mister Satan, simply so you could be Unravled Satan Machine.
I suggest giving the gift of black velvet paintings, perhaps of naked ladies riding unicorns.
I suggest giving the gift of black velvet paintings, perhaps of naked ladies riding unicorns.
bijoux:
the sgla gift exchange has sadly scheduled itself while i am going to be out of town. but i'm sure i will be out and about at some other events after i get back.
p.s. i am imagining "shacking up with satan: the musical" being made into an animated feature.
but i'm sure i will be out and about at some other events after i get back.
p.s. i am imagining "shacking up with satan: the musical" being made into an animated feature.
HOLY FUCK! Have any of you ever seen
Big Joe Polka Hour????
Holy fuck, holy fuck, holy fuck!
Right now Fred Ziwich "International Sound Machine" is singing and playing Polkaholic and old people are dancing!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY have I never seen this before?
Holy fuck!
Big Joe Polka Hour????
Holy fuck, holy fuck, holy fuck!
Right now Fred Ziwich "International Sound Machine" is singing and playing Polkaholic and old people are dancing!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY have I never seen this before?
Holy fuck!
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uncognitive:
It tastes like chicken, obviously.
And please refer to me henceforth as "International Sound Machine", thanks.
And please refer to me henceforth as "International Sound Machine", thanks.
Oh wait, I just thought of a Burns who just can't be an asshole...
Guess what!?
As of this moment I am man free.....
And my farts smell like cheese.
Whether the two are connected, I may never know.