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Do you ever wish that you could wax eloquently, or even know what that means. Well. have I got a deal for you.

It's spudspeak, the first in am irregular series of blogs, the next of which will be when I think of more shit.

Today's lesson:
"She is possessed of a beauteous countenance" means "She has a pretty face". To be fair, if one...
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Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.
Thanks for being my friends. Thanks for being my family.

I retained that from my last posting because it is one of the most valued credos by which I live my life.

Last night admittedly was a very bad evening. I was sad, I was depressed. Several great new sets (both new/new and new to me/new), couldn't...
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FRIENDS ARE THE FAMILY WE CHOOSE FOR OURSELVES.

Thanks for being my family.

"Blow out your candles, Laura, and so goodnight".

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a noise?

Much love goes out to Bitten, Milloux and Zombie. Go check out their new sets. Or look at them again. You'll be glad you did....
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The following are from Oblique Strategies, a card set developed by Brian Eno and Peter Schmidt, subtitled, "over one hundred worthwhile dilemmas". It's a random sample, chosen arbitrarily from the (slightly) revised 5th edition. Make of it what you will.

1. Honor thy error as a hidden intention.
2. Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do and do the last thing on the...
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When a set for SG is shot, not that many people will ever see you naked.
The photographer. A makeup person. A hair person. Maybe some friends along for moral support.
But that's it.

Everyone else see PICTURES of you naked. A singular representation of a moment (or moments) frozen in time. A telling of a story, the regaling of a tale. Acting for an...
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I need a job. A real job. One that pays.
But then I wouldn't have as much time to get on Suicide Girls and ogle naked chicks.
Fuck it. I don't need a job that badly.

One of my biggest regrets in life was not going to the Suicide Girls burlesque show at the Gypsy Tea Room in Dallas in 2006. I had a ticket....
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Got an E-card in my in box. My security recommends that I don't open it. It's probably right, but the notion of someone sending me an e-card, even if it's bullshit, is pretty nice.

I'm off to wallow in my insecurity and look at more naked chicks.

All things considered, can't be bad.

Got a cheap ass camera. Might be the first step toward PICTURES...
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In spite of popular demand, I'm going to attempt to tell my second online joke. I ask that you please save your indifference until after the joke is told.

Greta asked her grandmother Gertrude, how her grandfather Pyotr had died., "He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning", Gertrude said. Horrified, Greta told her that two people that old having...
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I wasn't going to do this today, but this just had to be said:

1. I don't care whose fault it was.
2. I don't care who is going to kick whose ass.
3. I don't care who has a bigger dick.

Get your heads together, get your shit together.
FIX THE FUCKING HOLE!!!!

Get your best and your brightest....FIX THE FUCKING HOLE

Save the...
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Time to empty the mental inbox/trash receptacle:

1, Who do that voodoo that shoo do so well? Voodou that who!!!! (Too tacky...get the fuck over it)
2. Praesepe's Sweet Tea should be hung in a museum.
3. Patton's Dulcinea should be hung in the same damn museum.
4..Is Radeo leaving the site completely or just her job with the site? I already miss her.
5....
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One of my favorite songs of the 1980's

Deborah was a Catholic girl,
She held out to the bitter end.
Carla was a different type,
She's the one who put it in.
Mary was a black girl,
And I was afraid of a girl like that.
Susan painted pictures
Sitting down like the Buddhists sat.
Reno was an aimless girl
A geographic memory.
Cathy was...
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