In spite of popular demand, I'm going to attempt to tell my second online joke. I ask that you please save your indifference until after the joke is told.
Greta asked her grandmother Gertrude, how her grandfather Pyotr had died., "He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning", Gertrude said. Horrified, Greta told her that two people that old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh, no," said Gertrude. "Many years ago we realized that ringing church bells provided the perfect rhythm: in on the ding and out on the dong". She paused, wiping away a tear, and continued, "but then that ice cream truck came along".
Please remember to tip your virtual waitress and virtual bartender.
Greta asked her grandmother Gertrude, how her grandfather Pyotr had died., "He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning", Gertrude said. Horrified, Greta told her that two people that old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh, no," said Gertrude. "Many years ago we realized that ringing church bells provided the perfect rhythm: in on the ding and out on the dong". She paused, wiping away a tear, and continued, "but then that ice cream truck came along".
Please remember to tip your virtual waitress and virtual bartender.
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