Siv Suicide | Alternative Model for SuicideGirls

man, if i didn't look like total ASS today (said in jack black-high fidelity voice), it would be a perfect one for taking a new set, as the boy is making one of his rare house-leaving ventures to help his dad with some landscaping. so, basically, i wouldn't have someone popping in and asking why i was on the couch with a live squid and...
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barroomhero:

Okay, if there could ever be another reason to love Siv, it has to be that you love CSI! Only the greatest show ever. I don't watch much TV either, but I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE that show. So good...... so good.

Aug 20, 2003

drnecessitor:

Ohmygod...squid and tomatoes...how did you know?!

Aug 20, 2003

rocking on the fulcrum of bone and raw-nubbed silk

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jhamie34:

nub is a weird word

Aug 19, 2003

amidiot:

Happy belated birthday, if your into that celebration thing...hope you got lost of presents...I'm still waiting on mine, my birthday is the day before you see and I have a good number of friends, but apparently they don't like me...must be that whole Leo thing(resigning me to a lifetime of being a dick)...or perhaps I'm just paranoid.
You're Lovely!

Aug 19, 2003

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i always feel left out of the ass threads on the board.

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_v_:

shewww
thanks doll

Aug 18, 2003

uncognitive:

I'm beginning to think that whole "email me first" suggestion that was discussed yesterday might not have worked.

Aug 18, 2003

sometimes, work is fun.

for example: going back, still with a slight fever, and being told to vacuum the entire store (2 floors) with a 1970s 50 lb apparatus. work those shoulders!!!

the best: there's a man we affectionately call Fast Freddy Five, who has some sort of master plan which involves getting a detailed map of the cosmos to cover 90% of his body,...
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apathy_activist:

i love your new hair.

i love blind cuts.

when are compliments creepy and when are they just compliments?

Aug 16, 2003

mei:

oh, now your photoshoppity thingy is going to have ME all crying like you at the trees.. "it's bee--yu----ti-----fulllll" before i fall over.

i think a thelma and louise rampage would be awesome. i'd be down. but only if we can break into buildings with nice roofs and climb up on them and watch sunsets and look at the treetops. that would be awesome.

Aug 17, 2003

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ingrid:

in fact, i think you & Pihka could be sisters.....

Aug 14, 2003

godzuki:

i love the passport stuff; esp. this one. i'll be sad when mine expires in February. *sniff*

Aug 14, 2003

i really wish one of my sets goes up sometime.

*cramps*
*cough*
*whine*

yayy for whiney days. the best cure is hot water with lemon and honey. and hugs. and snuggles, but not the scary bear dude.

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uncognitive:

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes for more more more Siv sets being posted a.s.a.motherfucking.p.

Have the powers that be let you know that said future photosets of mystery and glamour have been queued up yet, or are they still totally in limbo?

My suggestion to tide things over until Official New Siv Set Day makes us all very, very happy if for more candid pics to be posted. But I'm a sucker for artistic Siv nudity. In case, you know, that wasn't obvious.

For some of us, every day is whiney day! Yay! But yeah, hugs and snuggles and honey are great whine prevention tools. And I always preferred the porcupine they had briefly in the Snuggle commericals rather than the really, really, really creepy bear, but then again I watch too much TV.

Hope you're feeling better, and if you need a hug/snuggle stunt double let me know.

Aug 13, 2003

_v_:

ahhh, not the scarey bear dude!
i can't wait to see your next set too. what do you have instore for us?
more self portraits?

Aug 13, 2003

i apologize for being such a manky loser this past week. i caught some sort of cold from the god-damned parrot.

i've been having some livejournal -inspired thoughts. i've been using it for years. and suddenly i think it's using me?

i need to figure out what i want to use my journal for.

it was almost simpler before, when i first started as a...
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tororo:

"Cold from the god-damned parrot" could become a good crime novel title, couldn't it.?

Aug 12, 2003

pihka:

The desktop is WONDERFUL!!!!!!! Thank you thank you dear kind lovely girl!!! And youre *so* good with photoshop, its exactly the way I love....ooooh Im suddenly much better already.

HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Aug 13, 2003

spare parts?

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desidia:

moo. I like you even despite the fact you're a leo

Aug 9, 2003

pihka:

You definitely need to come to visit us here.

Lennartsfors? Where in Finland would that be? Its a Swedish name so I guess somewhere along the coastline...

Aug 11, 2003

i feel forgotten by the powers that be.

only figuratively speaking, of course.

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uncognitive:

Wow...thanks for the very kind words regarding my BCB pics.

And if I find any fuzzy, green-toned outtakes, I'll let you know.

-s.p.

Aug 6, 2003

seth0067:

The Powers That Be are overrated. What matters are the Powers To Be. That said, I'd like to see a new you up as well (I assume this is to what you refer). Don't worry. Your fan boys (fanmen?) will never forget.

Freaking Whitman...

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Aug 6, 2003

noo haircut and dye, by me:

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notice the bite-sized gouge marks in the back view. mmm, homemade haircuts.

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_v_:

can you cut my hair for me?

Aug 5, 2003

adjunct:

I have a suggestion. When I cut my own hair, I say that the uneven hairlines, mismatched sideburns, and raggedy edges are implicity critiques of the mastery paradigm inherent in the term 'barber'. It makes me feel like I'm challenging the patriarchy. May I suggest you do so as well?

If the guys in Interpol can unironically revive the teardrop, maybe you could revive the late 80's skater girl/long on top, shaved underneath style? It would make the gouge marks even more fashionable.

Aug 5, 2003

a brief rundown of my birthday yesterday:

now, let it first be said that i've never made a fuss of birthdays. oddly enough (for an only child), the last party i had was when i was eight years old. It was a cat-themed party, and i remember distinctly sending out the invitations as if it was my kitty, Gooseberry, who was turning eight, rather than...
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