Never mind, I went back and OWNED that parking lot, like seriously shaft music was playing, I was ready to fuck a mother fucker up who even LOOKED at my toes 
had a nice visit with the security guard and manager who filed the report that day, they offered to escort me to my car, i declined, telling them i would kick some major ass...
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saltlord:
I would bust a gut! The sound effects alone would be so much fun to work with.
stolenhistories:
heh heh.... colon cake
ok, I guess I'm not shopping at target anymore! That's the closest major store to me, so i went back today to get chew treats for the dogs. I pulled into the parking lot, but as soon as I parked I had a major panic attack and started crying and had to leave ASAP! I started to go to another store but I'm all fucked...
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chitownguy32:
man....that guy is so fucked up...if I could ever get my hands on him!! 
inkofthesoul:
im sorry hunnie *hug* if you need to talk, im here. 
yeah i got in my car in the target parking lot and some guy knocked on my window and asked me where i got my shoes, being a total girl i opened the car door so we could check the brand, he just REALLY liked my shoes i thought! (they are damn cute) and then he blocked the car door with his body while he...
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sweetbutch:
as the youngsters say
thass some weird fuckin shit
and here in sunny sacramento? i never
really, i never
thass messed up
i will fuck him up for you when we find him
luv
sweetbutch
as the youngsters say
thass some weird fuckin shit
and here in sunny sacramento? i never
really, i never
thass messed up
i will fuck him up for you when we find him
luv
sweetbutch
footnoteinmemory:
hah i have a feeling he won a bet by doing it... or lost a bet and had to do it..
my toe was sexually assaulted in a target parking lot today in broad daylight, a stranger orally copulated with my left big toe without my consent! I had to fill out a motherfucking toe crime report! its 80% hilarious and 20% scary. Do i get time off for toe crime? is the first half of today sick time i guess?!?! thank god only my toe...
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gigondas:
Toe rapery=bizarre. Having to explain toerapery to other people=mind boggling.
What the uhhmm happened?
What the uhhmm happened?
kyletastic:
that is the strangest thing I have ever heard! I had no idea that kind of crime existed let alone that there was a report for it! Toe-taly fucked up! 
love this song and video, enjoy the talking nipples my friends
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cornrowwallace:
OoOoOoOoOoO, cant wait to see!
stompbox:
Ok, that was surreal. I think I prefer the regular non-talking nipples, but those could be fun too, I suppose.
ok enough bitching , lets dance like voltron!
dog forgiven , nap taken
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saltlord:
You're right about the name. If you're into pain it might work. Let's put a pinch of salt here. Maybe I should rub it in. HaHaHa
saltlord:
I think a private lesson is what you need. My desk would freak me the fuck out.
this dog has to go!
this is the millionth (at least several dozen ) time, that i am up in the middle of the night because the fucking dog has thrown up in the bed, i just want a good nights sleep, and I'm fucking sick and tired of cleaning up puke, stepping in puke, washing things covered in puke, etc etc. If the shelter...
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teddy__kgb:
boo, bad doggy. i guess eating house isnt good for doggys stomach.
honeybadger:
Well I guess the situation works out for both of us
at least the robots can dance
until voltron gets SERVED 
my husband downloaded this song and plays it for me when we're in his car so i can cabbage patch to my hearts content 
onomatopoeia:
i love robot chicken, that video made my day. thanks for sharin
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thefuckoffkid:
CuteOverload = guilty as charged
Especially when I need a convenient supply of cute kitty pics.
Especially when I need a convenient supply of cute kitty pics.
meatpieboy:
I'm so proud. I already KNOW all of those moves. I guess because I'm a white guy.
*shakes it*
*shakes it*
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teddy__kgb:
hey, visit me at myspace if you seriously want to meet up when you are in vegas. my email is spinysquid@mac.com
road_king:
I thought I was bringing sexy back, but I was dancing the other morning and my 3yr old asked me to stop because I was scarring him. Clearly, he doesn't know art when he sees it.
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saltlord:
Made my day. Only thing better would be a real hug from you!
gigondas:
The hugging is groovy!
Here's some more tasty music for you. This is Eric Bachmann. He wrote his last album in Seattle while living in his touring van and then recorded most of the album in a hotel on the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
This is just a snippet of the first song from his album. The song's title is 'manowar' and the lyrics are damn good.
"And like the moon doesn't mind if the sun doesn't shine
The sea doesn't care if you're lonesome tonight
Like the love that she gives condescendingly tries
In its way to comfort you
Set adrift into her swarm-man o war
Caught up in her dangling sting-off the shore
Of a foreign brown sand beach as blue as bottles cover you.."
Here's some more tasty music for you. This is Eric Bachmann. He wrote his last album in Seattle while living in his touring van and then recorded most of the album in a hotel on the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
This is just a snippet of the first song from his album. The song's title is 'manowar' and the lyrics are damn good.
"And like the moon doesn't mind if the sun doesn't shine
The sea doesn't care if you're lonesome tonight
Like the love that she gives condescendingly tries
In its way to comfort you
Set adrift into her swarm-man o war
Caught up in her dangling sting-off the shore
Of a foreign brown sand beach as blue as bottles cover you.."
WOW I just wanted a drink so bad after I left work. I drove PAST the 24 hour grocery store and then home where I sat in my driveway and cried for a half hour before I could muster up the energy to go into the house. Alcoholism sucks balls HARD. I wish it was illegal, i wish i was under 21 without a fake...
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punt:
I spent a majority of my 20's being wasted as well...it gets better.
I think so, anyway!
Sounds like you're giving at try and that's good....
I think so, anyway!
Sounds like you're giving at try and that's good....
saltlord:
Crazy day at school.
I'm calling in a sub for tomorrow and tonight I'm going to stop by the club that anesthesia dances at. Wish you were here. I'd get you a dance for being an A student.
I'm calling in a sub for tomorrow and tonight I'm going to stop by the club that anesthesia dances at. Wish you were here. I'd get you a dance for being an A student.