yeah i got in my car in the target parking lot and some guy knocked on my window and asked me where i got my shoes, being a total girl i opened the car door so we could check the brand, he just REALLY liked my shoes i thought! (they are damn cute) and then he blocked the car door with his body while he was kneeling down so i was a little creeped out, but i just want to be nice to people you know? then he asked me if he could kiss my foot and i said no and he grabbed my foot and put my big toe in his mouth and started tounging it, i pushed him out of the car and he walked away really quick, i almost cause 2 accidents peeling out of the parking lot, then called my husband no awnser, then my boss, i was allll hysterical but laughing but crying, so i went to work, washed my foot really good, a coworker brought me hand sanatizer to smother it in, then i called the target and they had me come back and fill out a report and they called the cops etc etc. technically it was a sexual assault, though thank god it was only my toe, they didn't get any good security video because trees were blocking the camera where i was parked, but if they catch him I said i would i.d. him (number one please step forward and say "can i kiss your foot" step back thank you...number two......) WEIRD
so thats THAT
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as the youngsters say
thass some weird fuckin shit
and here in sunny sacramento? i never
really, i never
thass messed up
i will fuck him up for you when we find him
luv
sweetbutch