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my toe was sexually assaulted in a target parking lot today in broad daylight, a stranger orally copulated with my left big toe without my consent! I had to fill out a motherfucking toe crime report! its 80% hilarious and 20% scary. Do i get time off for toe crime? is the first half of today sick time i guess?!?! thank god only my toe was raped, what if my toe is pregnant , do i need a toebortion? what if he gave me corns! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP!