junecleavage

Remember when the smurfs had a baby? Wtf??? It just appeared. I think they didnt want us to know Smurfette and papa smurf were bumpin uglies.. Wait werent they naked on the bottom half? They had no pee pees so how the hell did they get that baby!!!!

you know-they refer to me as Captain Fantastic......wanna see me stretch my.......

damn, sounds like a good idea to me... mind you, i spent this morning lying around in bed... half-way there, i s'pose.

i'm off to check out the grand midway, now.

Wish you would have stayed home.....it's no fun playing hookey alone....but your phone call left me with a swelled heart....See you later baby

sorry you got drenched.....was it a woodstock-like moment....and do you really know john kolodner?????

God! A little rain in my neck o' the woods would be great right now... it's been 107 degrees for the last 3 days! UGH! Send it my way... please!

So how's the new home?

hows my fave couple? i havent sent the plaque yet, waiting to send it with the mix tape cd;s

wahts new?

read me profile, cool movie to see

That's an awesome first night! What a funny thing to find!

I love maine coon kitties, my Tunie is a full breed. Although she was the runt of the litter, and the breeders gave her away for free. She's the sweetest, best mannered, most loving cat I've ever had! I used to live in an old farmhouse that hosted some great stray families, too. I miss watching them throughout the year, they made great neghbors.

Heya! Is it in Philly like it is in Virginia that everyone with a moped has a suspended license for DUI? Growing up in Carolina, we called them motabecanes. My Uncle Bill had a motabecane, and he drove that drunk, too. Once wrecked in his driveway but was so looped he didn't feel the hot engine spinning on his leg.

Is he a fighter? . . . Yeah. . . . Well, that's the best we've got.

THE MERCY SEAT!!!

Sweet! Happy house warming!

Hope your new place is doin' you guys right. Your non-presence in these parts has been a drag... come back soon before my time's up here, which is like any day now.

Oooh...guess I shouldn't brag about the fantastic sushi I had tonight, eh? Oh well...

Hope ya feel better soon!

Food poisoning can really kick you on yuor ass. I hope you have a speedy recovery!

sushi is icky. I'm sorry you aren't well.

why saying goodbye?

PS: I'm sending you 500 squishy booties

Who knows what Dow and Sunoco put into the goddamned ocean. It aint fit for life. I don't delve in seafood. Enless it's a manta ray that stung me and then I killed it. In that case, it's like a male right of passage thing. Who has the bigger cock type deal.

"No rough stuff type deal"
Jerry Lundegaard

THANK CHRIST FOR THE BOMB!!!

stormy weather, baby...

I'm glad you aren't feeding my pizza to Coco. I'm sure she'l get some anyhow.

You are the butterfly wings they have tried to peel off my back for a lifetime.....

Hello.

still love me?

knock knock...

I am Sam's grumpy early morning....just kiss me...and say this:
A double snakes.....doodle has no butt flap........

I used to live in the ghettos of north philly myself. Up by temple, i used to go there. I moved to the uk b/c my uncle offered me a job with his software company. in a few months I'm moving to new mexico w/ the company I can't wait to be back in the states. I should be back in philly on the 25th of july though, I can't wait to be back on the east coast again

those pics are lovely-the princess is adorable......!