goob

Oh yeah, happy christmas!

merry christmas!!!

i'm late w/ all the cards too. where did all the time go?

Fairy Tale of New York. Best Christmas song EVAR!!!!

I'm glad to hear things are going well for you. Happy Goobs are something to be thankful for. Fuck. Wrong holiday. Happy Goobs are somthing to, um, eat fruitcake for?

Crackers suck

A few years ago I had to do a sorta fast for a test on my right thigh muscles. They kept seizing up on me. Anyway I was aloud to eat soda crackers and drink club soda. There was know info on quantity. I eat a box of crackers and 2 litres of club soda. I had to postpone the test cause all the soda stuff caused me to stay on the toilet for the test day. I have not had either cracker or soda water since. Fuckin things.

I hope ur mouth is better. Usually it does not take long for everything to heal.

How's the crater?

Y~!

OK, they sound like just the kinda band I love to see! Too bad Im not in Philly...

Hope you enjoyed your pie & your whole day off..

As for Joanna....you said "Ah well, there goes another friend" - anyone who a) doesnt appreciate your house/stuff/ kindness, b) doesnt keep your information of our dislike of her firends to her self, c) calls you "assholey" in an appology letter, well kid, they just are NOT your friend. Nothing you did, you just opened yourself up & someone didnt appreciate it, instead she took advantage.

She's the one losing a friend, you're losing 'someone else to talk to', so it seems.

Y~!

ps - did I say "nice boobs" today? yeah, well, nice boobs

[Edited on Dec 11, 2004 2:05PM]

Just as long as it's served up hot...

Make fun of someone for liking folk music?

Make fun of someone who likes Dar?

The Christians and the Pagans rocked!

BTW - Someone actually had a Trogdar the Burninator shirt? That rocks!

Ummm Goob, ur profile pic is too good to be true.

Ur party looked good, too many people having a good time, there must be a law about that

I liked pic # 68 the most.

Thanks for sharing

Hope you have fun if you visit San Fran! I haven't been there in sooo long, but the fisherman's wharf was pretty fun from what I remember.

I'm taking a break from here, so happy holidays and all in case I don't talk to you by then. We'd still love to have you down here for a bar night or something. Take care!

sorry to hear that stuff was stolen. i had a good time myself. hope you get to the bottom of it.

ohh when is it?? I guess I could look it up but I am far far to lazy right now.
Yeah pff potty queens at around 3am yewwwwww...Times like that I am glad my brother is in heavy camping.

yeh, dentists have been telling me to get my wisdom teeth pulled out for the last 18 yrs., but I'm waiting for pain-free laser surgery!

someone told me that the IV anesthetic is the more effective choice than gas.

Sorry I missed movie nite again...damn stupid newspaper making me miss out on social events again!

Hiya - I havent been over here in a bit!!

Gooble sounds like it went smashingly - 60 people? I thought your home was TINY??

I really wanna see dodgeball, but I dont know if it's out on rental yet...however, this winter Im gonna do a few movie DAYS - like one day of 6 Hitchcock flix, etc...Themes, I aim for themes...

Y~!

Goob turned the lights down low. The room was dressed for sex and so was the Goob. A purdy red dress, with matching stockings and some "fuck me" high heels on.

She had been out to a late bar. There were all sorts of fellas checking here out as she sat there on her own, drink finished, ice melting around the cut lime.

There was the guy to her left, tall, dark, good looking, a guy to her right, sorta innocent looking, sandy coloured hair and some bright blue eyes.

Behind her was another guy giving her the eye, an older man, but well dressed and confident.

Before leaving she had handed each an envelope containing a key and her address.

Now it only remained to see which one would come, if not all three......


Have some good sex this week you naught y girl!

Goob woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat from a strange dream. There was a rustling outside her window, which didn't sound like the usual car or stray cat noises. The light outside was weird and greenish, much like a strange foggy full moon or the ealiest hours of morning, but it was only 5 am and a new moon, so neither were possible. After disentagling herself rom her sheets, rising quitely and slowly, she slipped on a bathrobe tying it carelesly at her side and slipped into the hallway. There was no noise in the house but as she neared the door to the outside she could hear a faint buzzing from the yard below. A strange feeling prickled at the Goob's temples and made her teeth ache, like too much electricity in the air. Feeling nervous and inquisitive, she pushes herself against the door and opens it slowly millemeter by millemeter. An eerie light floods the otheriwse dark hallway and casts a stripe of greenish light over her face. It take her eyes a couple of minutes to adjust and focus on the shape in the yard.

Thje neighbors have started decorating early for christmas early and their yard is filled with lights and decorations of all kinds. Most prominent however is a bizzare 12 foot tall glowing green phallus, which is putting off so much light that every mote of dust on the wall is illuminate. The sheer incandescnet light is painful. The Goob feels slightly annoyed, and notices the giant phallus is vibrating, accounting for the buzz and the rustling noise. I mean, the neighbors are starting to get old and senile, but did they really think this was a good idea?

Goob steps out into the bright green illuminated yard and sweeps the exterior of the neighboring house with her eyes until they fall on a wall socket near the back door where all the lights and the giant light up vibrator seem to be plugged in a flagrant refusal of modern fire safety codes. Goob begins to tiptoe barefoot through the damp garss towards the outlet. Sht stops, looks around, and unplugs the lights. Now plunged in relative darkness, she runs blindly back to the door, steps inside her house, and shuts the door behind her.

Phew. She is safe and everything is silent. Somewhat weirded out by the whole sitation she heads back to her bedroom. Now chilled from standing outside, she gets into bed and pulls the sheets lumpily around her. She cant sleep. Her mind keeps going back to the backyard monstrosity that woke her up. Why was it there? Why did her neighbors plug it in so late at night? Are they really insane? What will she eat for dinner tomorrow? So many things are bugging the Goob. Furstratedly, she stretches towards her dresser and opens the lower drawer. She pulls out her vibrator, which also happens to be green and glow inthe dark.....for a moment she ponders the eerie coincidence......then "buzzzzz"

Within moments the Goob falls asleep, visions of vibrators filling her head.....

glad you had a great thanksgiving! mine wasn't too bad, just wish i was closer to my family.. unfortunately i could not stay out of the mall, mainly because i work there or on the outskirts thereof.. it definitely sucked, just glad i'm off today..

I am pretty jealous of Gooble. I need to have a big party, thats somethign I really miss about my old house in NY. It was party central.

Holy jizz balls! That's a lot of people! Goob paries must be amazing.

that was the shit!! thanks for putting me up too.

hope the rest of your turkey day went great.

i have to work

Damn construction! Always slowing down progress.

What are ya building?