Like usual my birthday was some what shitty.
To those of you who wished me a happy birthday or sent me a text message or whatever, thank you! But MisterSatan was the best.
I get to work and am informed I have the patio to myself. That'd be great except it's so damn windy no one wants to fucking sit out there. For the first...
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To those of you who wished me a happy birthday or sent me a text message or whatever, thank you! But MisterSatan was the best.
I get to work and am informed I have the patio to myself. That'd be great except it's so damn windy no one wants to fucking sit out there. For the first...
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braaap:
I have friends who celebrate the whole week... maybe you're premature!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
obd:
Now do you see what happens when you get your 'girlfriend' drunk? You end up holding her 'flavor.' 
Saturday:
Worked in the morning. Made decent money, but this week, I barely passed $250. That's way low. I'm thinking the financial freak out will commence soon. My apologies in advance.
Missed Hot Fuzz with SGLBC, but did get to Karaoke. Sang Hinder's "Lips of an Angel," messed it up a bit because I couldn't hear the music and didn't quite know where in the...
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Worked in the morning. Made decent money, but this week, I barely passed $250. That's way low. I'm thinking the financial freak out will commence soon. My apologies in advance.
Missed Hot Fuzz with SGLBC, but did get to Karaoke. Sang Hinder's "Lips of an Angel," messed it up a bit because I couldn't hear the music and didn't quite know where in the...
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englandaway:
happy birthday pretty lady 
mrcleen:
1. I like my dates stupid and pointless 
I'd actually prefer to show up dateless...so hmmmmmm.
2. I just made a reservation at the Marriott eight blocks away (boring, but it's free).
3. I've never been to Prom and don't want to show up in anything that takes away from the spirit of the event (nothing funny or crazy...but nice-ish)...don't want to be like the guy that shows up to a fetish club in jeans/t-shirt.
Happy Late Birthday!!!!
I'd actually prefer to show up dateless...so hmmmmmm.
2. I just made a reservation at the Marriott eight blocks away (boring, but it's free).
3. I've never been to Prom and don't want to show up in anything that takes away from the spirit of the event (nothing funny or crazy...but nice-ish)...don't want to be like the guy that shows up to a fetish club in jeans/t-shirt.
Happy Late Birthday!!!!
Finally, a man with my sense of humor! (It's not horribly, horribly funny, but at the very end, he totally sounds like me).
In other news, I went to a really bangin' party last night. I love play boyswhoplaywith my hair. Seriously, that relaxed me like you wouldn't believe. Thank you for making me a happy kitten. I also got to lick...
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In other news, I went to a really bangin' party last night. I love play boyswhoplaywith my hair. Seriously, that relaxed me like you wouldn't believe. Thank you for making me a happy kitten. I also got to lick...
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jerawyn:
Nice to meet you
redvillain:
points for video
He promised to stay for awhile. He promised.
Why did "awhile" have to be so short?
Why did I have to fuck it up? Why did my stupid fucking broken brain have to fuck it up?!
We met a year ago at the April White Horse event.
Why did I have to fuck it up?
I want to go back to when I didn't talk...
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Why did "awhile" have to be so short?
Why did I have to fuck it up? Why did my stupid fucking broken brain have to fuck it up?!
We met a year ago at the April White Horse event.
Why did I have to fuck it up?
I want to go back to when I didn't talk...
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ivarr:
Yup! I'll see you tomorrow at the Karaoke Asplodin' Pants-A-Thon. Let the pants asplode! 
braaap:
hmmm... sounds so familiar
just remember there's someone that will love how crazy you are, even if you are a total fucking psycho.
I hope that helps.
If not, then just think this way, you aren't broken, you're just under construction.
just remember there's someone that will love how crazy you are, even if you are a total fucking psycho.
I hope that helps.
If not, then just think this way, you aren't broken, you're just under construction.
I just discovered that the bottle of lube I've been keeping in my purse was open and leaking all over. I knew something spilled in my purse yesterday because my phone was covered in goop. It's OK but I couldn't find the source. I emptied my purse and didn't see anything.
Today I pulled out my packet of gum and it was all wet (haha)....
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Today I pulled out my packet of gum and it was all wet (haha)....
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surlyclown:
Yeah, the boss was a little scattered, but what can you do. That said, I apparently did a pretty decent job with everything all things considered. 
suffering:
hi
The trip to Arizona was good. We literally ate our way through Tucson.
Friday:
We arrived at about 8 p.m. After checking into the hotel we went to a place called Bison Witches. It's this awesome dive bar/sandwhich place. I had a margarita and a pulled pork sandwich. After dinner, we went to another bar, called Plush. There's the front bar area then in the...
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Friday:
We arrived at about 8 p.m. After checking into the hotel we went to a place called Bison Witches. It's this awesome dive bar/sandwhich place. I had a margarita and a pulled pork sandwich. After dinner, we went to another bar, called Plush. There's the front bar area then in the...
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redvillain:
sounds/looks fun
toothpickmoe:
It looks so...hot.
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moonrabbit:
You scared the crap out of me. I figured it had been WAY too long since we talked.
faelynia:
no no no...
the monkeyboy says to get pregnant you have to First eat lots and lots of good food like fresh fruit until you get a big belly, then stop drinking and smoking... and in a few months.... then you will be pregnant.
btw... which girlfriend?
the monkeyboy says to get pregnant you have to First eat lots and lots of good food like fresh fruit until you get a big belly, then stop drinking and smoking... and in a few months.... then you will be pregnant.
btw... which girlfriend?
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lukass:
Who me?
fixer:
doody. heh
I named my iPod Rolan. If you know where I got it from, awesome for you.
I received the best tip yesterday: $12 in ones arranged in a square with a condom in the middle. I don't think I'll use it as it looks as if it's been to hell and back but it still made me laugh. Unfortunately I forgot my cell at home...
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I received the best tip yesterday: $12 in ones arranged in a square with a condom in the middle. I don't think I'll use it as it looks as if it's been to hell and back but it still made me laugh. Unfortunately I forgot my cell at home...
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obd:
well, it's not the thomson gunner or the keyboard, because they both have the letter d at the end.
baudot:
The pleasure was mine. For tango, I will need a suit, and by a suit, I mean tango lessons.
A run down of my weekend. Sorry, it's long and there is but one picture.
Friday I applied to renew my lease at 9 a.m. Fuck that was just too early for me. I hate this process as well. We're trying to qualify between just my japanese roommate and I as the male roommate is moving out in June at which point my baby brother...
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Friday I applied to renew my lease at 9 a.m. Fuck that was just too early for me. I hate this process as well. We're trying to qualify between just my japanese roommate and I as the male roommate is moving out in June at which point my baby brother...
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garagedelfuego:
Quite a weekend
koleeta:
I make stupid decisions, to please others. I can't help it. Ask me about my weekend later.
PS. wear something slutty.
PS. wear something slutty.
I heard on the radio this morning that the supermarkets might strike.
This is bad news. My father is a checker at Vons. The last strike was awful. I honestly feel the only reason we pulled through was because we still had the inheritance from my grandmother's death. I don't know how they will do it this time around.
It burns my bridges that the...
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This is bad news. My father is a checker at Vons. The last strike was awful. I honestly feel the only reason we pulled through was because we still had the inheritance from my grandmother's death. I don't know how they will do it this time around.
It burns my bridges that the...
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roxymonoxcide:
I actually know the movie. It's one of my favorites..I just wasn't putting two and two together. And yeah my dream is totally like that.
leroy_chihuahua:
*tailwags*
I hope the strike doesn't affect dog food.
I hope the strike doesn't affect dog food.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
My temper has been flaring for about two weeks. I don't know how long I can keep it under control.
I'm tired of getting bad news. I'm tired of feeling like I need to fucking hide to keep from getting upset. And yet the shit still finds me. If you're going to be the bearer of bad news,...
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My temper has been flaring for about two weeks. I don't know how long I can keep it under control.
I'm tired of getting bad news. I'm tired of feeling like I need to fucking hide to keep from getting upset. And yet the shit still finds me. If you're going to be the bearer of bad news,...
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laceyk:
I read your GO.
Wow.
I would be so unahppy.
I am so sorry.
It hurts when someone doesn't meet our expectations.
Wow.
I would be so unahppy.
I am so sorry.
It hurts when someone doesn't meet our expectations.
obd:
you need a vacation.