A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the...
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kiki:
hehe 
akasnuggles:
ten bucks say that you'll never hear that joke in a gentleman's establishment. 
I have no commentary for today.
Do you?
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It's been a muckity muck of a day. I don't like anyone or anything... and want to go back to bed...
Do you?
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It's been a muckity muck of a day. I don't like anyone or anything... and want to go back to bed...
click_here:
how about...............................
dont worry , be happy
dont worry , be happy
argonautgod:
No you cannot get your hot water back.
I've trade it with all singing, all maniacal Irish gypsy.
For magic beans.
But since I'm a generous thief I'll cut you in on any profit from these magic beans. Now I can't say any fairer than that.
I've trade it with all singing, all maniacal Irish gypsy.
For magic beans.
But since I'm a generous thief I'll cut you in on any profit from these magic beans. Now I can't say any fairer than that.
ok. well I've fought with everyone this morning...
ya'll, if someone has a concept that they've just thought up, don't cut it down before its had time to mature in to a true thought... It proves that you don't love them enough to listen to their bullshit until the person figures out it's bullshit. That's a great way to get people to stop telling you...
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ya'll, if someone has a concept that they've just thought up, don't cut it down before its had time to mature in to a true thought... It proves that you don't love them enough to listen to their bullshit until the person figures out it's bullshit. That's a great way to get people to stop telling you...
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prockg:
Thanks for the nice comment. 
I wonder if I'm really the one who needs the break though.
I wonder if I'm really the one who needs the break though.
click_here:
2 words
CRAIG'S LIST
www.craigslist.org
and yes I did count
[Edited on Apr 16, 2005 6:05PM]
CRAIG'S LIST
www.craigslist.org
and yes I did count
[Edited on Apr 16, 2005 6:05PM]
did you take my hot water?
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akasnuggles:
ok, in all seriousness, did you forget to pay a bill or something?
akasnuggles:
well, the reason for the hot water ration is... the troops--there's a war going on, damnit!
ok, i got nothin'. do you really need to take a bath AND a shower in the same sitting though? i mean, isnt that just a bit indulgent? we should be thankful that we even HAVE hot water, yeah?
support the troops, the war-machine NEEDS that hot water.
ok, i got nothin'. do you really need to take a bath AND a shower in the same sitting though? i mean, isnt that just a bit indulgent? we should be thankful that we even HAVE hot water, yeah?
support the troops, the war-machine NEEDS that hot water.
Slowly spinning round and round in circles...
This option, that option, this option that option.
back and forth, round and round,
caught in the cintrivical force of the options.
Long and long and long i've been spinning. Too long to easily stop. My brain is sore, my heart is tired, my body almost destroyed... Spinning. spinning. round and round.
I need off this ride. out...
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This option, that option, this option that option.
back and forth, round and round,
caught in the cintrivical force of the options.
Long and long and long i've been spinning. Too long to easily stop. My brain is sore, my heart is tired, my body almost destroyed... Spinning. spinning. round and round.
I need off this ride. out...
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all0nblack:
ANd... besides accidentally buying unsalted chips, my effing avacado/salsa dip went bad.
I mean what in the eff?
I mean what in the eff?
illbillzillbub:
indeed i am
On the lighter side of things,I found this on the boards...
Tjaden said:
And then there's this monster:
My step-mother and father were reading in their bedroom at their beach house, which is right next to the living room (which is where I was, writing a letter). I hear this loud fart, soon followed by this exchange:
Dad: *step-mother's name*
Step-mother: "What?"
Dad: ...
Dad:...
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Tjaden said:
And then there's this monster:
My step-mother and father were reading in their bedroom at their beach house, which is right next to the living room (which is where I was, writing a letter). I hear this loud fart, soon followed by this exchange:
Dad: *step-mother's name*
Step-mother: "What?"
Dad: ...
Dad:...
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akasnuggles:
god, i love cats...
nah, i'd have bought the stuff sooner or later. meh.
nah, i'd have bought the stuff sooner or later. meh.
fortysix_and_two:
*snorts* My friend Katie drowned out a six person 'elevated voices' match with one that simply sounded like a complete bowel release. I'm used to her, but every other male in the vicinity was horrified. 
Andrea Dworkin died.
I didn't know who that was either.
The Sg news thing had a dohicky on it, and her...
I learned more today about porn and sex as a concept than I have in the year or so I've been on the site.
The basic concept of what this woman stood for, as quoted by Oliva during the discussion
"Penetrative intercourse is, by...
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I didn't know who that was either.
The Sg news thing had a dohicky on it, and her...
I learned more today about porn and sex as a concept than I have in the year or so I've been on the site.
The basic concept of what this woman stood for, as quoted by Oliva during the discussion
"Penetrative intercourse is, by...
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I'm so angry I could spit nails.
kay:
I read you had told them you do not want to live with them. Now you are spitting nails?! eeeeek!
~cheers
~cheers
escottie:
when i was growing up, the phrase was "so mad i could spit nickels." i like nails better...all the better to wound those who are making you mad.
ok.
I feel I can talk now.
Yesterday was absolutly horrible. I've never felt so worthless, so unvaluable and untrainable in all my life. Really, I'm not suited to my new job, or to my employer. It's just not my gig. at all. And being talked down to all day doesn't help it either. Time to rethink it.
~ Fig.
I feel I can talk now.
Yesterday was absolutly horrible. I've never felt so worthless, so unvaluable and untrainable in all my life. Really, I'm not suited to my new job, or to my employer. It's just not my gig. at all. And being talked down to all day doesn't help it either. Time to rethink it.
~ Fig.
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click_here:
damn this crazy world
*shakes fist*
*shakes fist*
click_here:
thats the plan................where.....i dunno yet, but I figured I should renew my passport. Its one of those things that trying to get at the last minute is a pain in the butt
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trevor:
Kudos to you for admiting it. It's a conspiracy to drive us men looney, isn't it?
akasnuggles:
I've decided. I like cuddling more than I like sex. this isn't to say that I don't like sex, it's just when the two are compared, the ablity to cuddle well ranks way above the ablity to properly please a woman... (now, if the sex is bad, the cuddling better be good, or else it's all over and done with.)
Also, Kissing is just as important as cuddling.
bah, Kundera said that seduction starts with a kiss, i'd hoped he was mistaken cos... i dont like kissing. it's weird, i know, but there it is. i really, really, REALLY have to like someone to kiss em. weird, i know.
and i havent the slightest if i dont kiss cos i'm think i suck at it, or if i suck at it cos i dont like to kiss. it's one of them paradoxie thingies city folk always go on about.
but, yes, cuddling rocks.
Also, Kissing is just as important as cuddling.
bah, Kundera said that seduction starts with a kiss, i'd hoped he was mistaken cos... i dont like kissing. it's weird, i know, but there it is. i really, really, REALLY have to like someone to kiss em. weird, i know.
and i havent the slightest if i dont kiss cos i'm think i suck at it, or if i suck at it cos i dont like to kiss. it's one of them paradoxie thingies city folk always go on about.
but, yes, cuddling rocks.
MEEP!!!!!
my nose is naked!
my nose is naked!
phoolsfire:
naked rhinarium...= naked nose..
thanks for the thoughts, too much drinking gets me crazy
thanks for the thoughts, too much drinking gets me crazy
click_here:
hmmmmm, you might want to go buy some clothes for it so it does catch a cold
I've decided. I like cuddling more than I like sex. this isn't to say that I don't like sex, it's just when the two are compared, the ablity to cuddle well ranks way above the ablity to properly please a woman... (now, if the sex is bad, the cuddling better be good, or else it's all over and done with.)
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_el_zilcho_:
Well, I know it shouldn't have anything to do with the shape I'm in. Is it just motivation to get in shape? I dunno. Ultimately, I think it's about my considered bicep tattoo. Right now, my desired tattoo would look like crap over my bicep. If I had my bicep of two years ago, it would kick ass.
So it's kinda a motivation to get in shape, but I don't want a tattoo that could look really good that ends up looking bad because I'm not the way I envision myself.
I guess with most people, tats and shape are unrelated. But since I want to be in good shape, and also have tattoos, it kinda fits. They are unrelated, but related at the same time.
I want the tattoos the way I am now. But how will they look when I'm toned they way I plan? I guess I just want to get them when I'm at my peak, and they can look their best (of course, I don't know much about tattoos and their relation to human physiology)
So it's kinda a motivation to get in shape, but I don't want a tattoo that could look really good that ends up looking bad because I'm not the way I envision myself.
I guess with most people, tats and shape are unrelated. But since I want to be in good shape, and also have tattoos, it kinda fits. They are unrelated, but related at the same time.
I want the tattoos the way I am now. But how will they look when I'm toned they way I plan? I guess I just want to get them when I'm at my peak, and they can look their best (of course, I don't know much about tattoos and their relation to human physiology)
trevor:
My wisdom is debatable, and I hardly felt prepared, but things seem to have turned out well anyways. It's not every day you get to live your dreams.
-Trevor
-Trevor