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Last night was my good friend Steve's birthday party and Laura's going away party. Thanks to wild_zero and vanuslux for coming out. Sorry you didn't find us, strikinghelix.

It was a good time; nothing that crazy happened. We just hung out and danced mostly.

Flux was there. It's very good to have her home, because she is the coolest person alive. The only bad thing...
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mrsmead:
If you make it to In Flames come down to Purgatory after the show. Billiards and boooooooze!
vanuslux:
I was really glad to make it out there...it was great fun and it was a pleasure meeting Flux. You and Vladdic make good drinking companions.
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I tried to spend the day reading Faulkner and napping but my asshole friends kept waking me up. In the end, I ended up getting drunk and going to a Braves game. The tickets were one dollar. The beers were eight dollars. Randy Johnson pitched a perfect no hitter and embarassed the home team. I got to do the tomahawk chop for the first time...
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unnecessaryz:
The endurance of racist sports teams is so hilarious to me that I'm almost inspired to create one of my own. And when an outraged country seeks an explanation for The Memphis Jiggaboos, my only response will be "Oh come on!"
strikinghelix:
Lameness!!!

Just got back from C201--some ghetto-ass guy in there invited us in for a smoke. I ascertained that this was not the locale for which I was searching.
There was some noise and people around the other rooms in the vicinity. I knocked on some doors and asked some random people if they knew "Dave". Got some weird looks but no positive responses. Felt weird and decided to leave.

You suck.

If you ever come up to Athens to hang out, I'm going to give you directions to some crackhead neighborhood instead of my place and let you wander around aimlessly for a while.

Just kidding. Shit happens. At least I got optimistress to hang out with me or else I'd have little to do. Talk to you later.

And yes, I did beat NG on very hard. Bask in the glow of my pimpitude.
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Flux got home today. One million cheers.

I was actually productive today, kids! At least to an extent. I drove Vladdic to get his perscription refilled and then I drove him to work. Alex met up with me along the way and we just hung out all day. And, get this... I actually got a job application, and I'm turning it in tomorrow! Wow! And...
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scopitone6248:
^Holy Fuck^
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So... my weekend was, shall we say, interesting.

Friday night I went to my friend's birthday party. His old high school friends threw the party, and it was the first time I had met them. This is only important because the birthday boy is now dating the oft mentioned Catie, and so I'm going to be around these kids a fair amount in the future....
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kestrel:
Are you kidding? I still feel dumb and out of place. I never would have thought myself worthy, if Scopitone hadn't insisted.

Oh, and I received The Elements of Style this week! It'd been on my Amazon wish list, and thinking I needed it for school, my mother decided it would be a sweet gift. I've never been looked at as strangely by a family member as when she realized I just wanted it...

Hey, I know! I'll beat my English partner over the head with it! That'll help EVERYONE!
kestrel:
I've worn out red markers editing these people's papers. frown
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Yesterday i drove to Athens and turned in my proof of defensive driving. I'm now done with the Oconee County legal system forever, and I will never EVER speed in Oconee County again. Fucking bastards.

Anyway, then Catie and I went to the lake for a bit, and then drove to Milledgeville once it got dark. Last night we just hung out with the twins....
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vladdic:

Dude, you didn't notice Claire's pathetic attempts to cut a line? And then she totally scooped it into the bill. Worst cokehead ever.



Ahh yes.. now that you mention it. She did look good for her that night.. and after we jumped in the pool... and I saw her in her bathing suit.. my animal instincts made an alliance with team drunk to get in her pants. Luckily, even their combined might wasn't enough to beat logic, taste, and rationality.

kestrel:
Yeah, that would have been great!
I feel I've actually earned my NHS membership now.
Way to go on the grades! I got a B in Adobe Illustrator, for having one too many absences, and that kicked my previous 4.0 in the teeth. But since I'm supposedly a C student, I don't mind.

You know, I was thinking about going to Georgia for a while, since I'm told this place is awesome. Obviously, I didn't... but I can still dream about it.
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Yesterday I met the absolute worst cokehead ever. I also met a guy who is getting "Southern by the grace of God" tattooed on his wrist. This is opposed to his other tattoo idea: a confederate flag on his shoulder. And he was talking about how drunk he is going to get before he gets the tattoo. Guh.

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scylla:
My exit strategy would have been:

to redneck: hey, a gay biracial couple in short shorts! look over there!

to cokehead: look, a mirror! do blow & talk about yourself to yourself!

*RUNS*
vladdic:
Who was the worst cokehead.. you know the redneck was a cokehead to right?

I almost did a real bad thing with Claire.. it was terrible. She is all snuggled up to me.. and I'm thinking.. "I really don't want to do this.. at all. Yes.. she is cuddly, and has a damned nice body... but that face could turn all of me (minus my cock) to stone if I were to look at it long enough."

It wasn't too bad of a time once that fucking hick left though.. I got pretty smashed. Woohoo.
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Finally saw Kill Bill II last night. Holy crap.

I'm pretty sure that Uma Thurman is the hottest woman alive.

We've been watching a lot of samuri movies lately, too. Good stuff. The two best have been Shogun Assassin and Yojimbo.
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alkaholic23:
if my company goes into bankrupcy, i might be forced/leveled into working in ATL. i've heard that it's better to live north of atlanta around marietta and such, not only because of the people, but the commute is better. is there any truth to this and what are your thoughts??
kestrel:
I have to agree with you. Not a single woman hotter than that.

Oh, and how are you today?

[Edited on May 13, 2004 12:31AM]
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So yesterday at about 3pm I woke up and grabbed some cold pizza for lunch. While I was enjoying my pizza, the roommate and most of our friends in the complex showed up carrying cases of beer.
"Our finals are finished! We're getting to' up!" they exclaimed. And since I had nothing to do, I decided to join in the festivities.

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flux:
Dude. I'll be home then. I'm going to hit on the fat man.
scopitone6248:
I'm banning you guys from AIM, forever! Forever ever? For eva eva?

Drunk Georgians!
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Friday night I went to Athens to attend my friend Catie's party. I had a lot of fun, and I saw a bunch of people I haven't seen in a while. And for once I didn't almost get in a fight, although I was being an asshole to this one kid. He was wearing baggy black shorts and a baggy Pink Floyd t shirt, and...
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vladdic:
I can't believe you ditched me.. you fucking suck David.
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Who all was there at Catie's? Did you ever meet that douche Shane? He was there last night.. but I talked so much shit, he left. Ugh.. I think I'm going to go vomit my brains out.. that fucking whore Raquel got me sick.

Oh oh.. and apparently I have a date with Raquel.. she woke me up and was like.. "Where are you taking me tomorrow night?" And my response: "Shit bitch, I ain't got no money.. where are YOU taking ME?"

Oh oh.. umm.. and Munchkin's next door neighbor came to pick her up.. she is hot as shit!

OH oh.. and Raquel.. the other night.. hehe it was so cute. I said something to piss her off.. no wait.. I poured beer all over her. And I go.. "Awww.. you're so cute." Her response.. she stamps her little foot and goes.. "I'm not cute I'M MAD!" It was possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen a human being do.

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scopitone6248:
So what time did you nut jobs finally knock off?
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Today I slept until 2:30, and it was fucking glorious. Unfortunately, since I slept most of the day away, I didn't get anything done. Oh well, tomorrow I will get up bright and early before noon so my dual missions can be accomplished.

Mission 1: Look for a job. Probably at Radio Shack.

Mission 2: Stay out of the Oconne County jail by signing up...
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apologees:
get DOA3 on xbox. you shall be pwned.
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vladdic:
If you want a job at the shack.. you'll probably have to get retainers for your ears.. they don't let you wear that shit. And I'm betting they wouldn't like those gaping wholes in your ears either.
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Summertime... and the living's easy....

I took my last finals today. Spanish was easy. Brit Lit was a little tougher. Thank god I still have residual essay skills left over from my AP days in high school, because I had to write an essay and 10 short answer questions in two hours. I finished right at the end. The essay question asked me to compare...
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kestrel:
Well... since my dear Scopitone and I are said to share the hobby of stalking a certain member who shall remain nameless around the site and giving them a particularly hard time, I feel that it is my duty to support him. Plus, he's fucking hilarious, and looks damn sexy in an eye patch.

Congrats on finishing finals! My last one, a web design project, is due in a couple hours, but SG is more entertaining. You probably made the better decision as to summer classes. I guess we'll find out when I either come out ahead next year, or come out... well, dead.
strikinghelix:
Yeah man, I'm down for some drinkin'. Just let me know what's up.

My congratulations on finishing the school year. Hope you kicked ass.

Speaking of kicking ass, I'm attempting to beat Ninja Gaiden on very hard at the moment, which is almost frustrating enough to make me smash the Xbox.
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Blarg.

I discovered today that I have a final tomorrow and two on Wednesday. This is bad. My Brit Lit final is comprehensive; it covers all 25 or so things we've read this semester, including Henry IV and Paradise Lost in their entireties. I will not have enough time to study properly.
Doh.

But at least I'll be done after Wednesday, which is good.

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vladdic:
You're just jealous.. yeah.. that's it. Shhhhhhh
scopitone6248:
When you come out West, I'll be sure to buy that for ya, and get you so loaded that you'll be weeping whiskey for weeks.