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Jesus Christ. Rejected times three (in a row).
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vegemite:
re-dick-er-usss. Utterly.
jay_blank:
Sooner or later you're going to have to just start your own site and kick major ass. And then all the cheese will be yours.
They don't know what they're missing.
They don't know what they're missing.
Burlesque performance in NYC tomorrow! 
Hey all you cats and kittens! Just wanted to let you know that tomorrow night I will be performing with Annette Betty and the incredible Storm at the Knitting Factory as part of Mesmer's album release party! It should be onehelluvatime, I hope you can all come out!
Oh, and if some fancy-pants techhy person can videotape my performance and...
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Hey all you cats and kittens! Just wanted to let you know that tomorrow night I will be performing with Annette Betty and the incredible Storm at the Knitting Factory as part of Mesmer's album release party! It should be onehelluvatime, I hope you can all come out!
Oh, and if some fancy-pants techhy person can videotape my performance and...
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vegemite:
If there's any way I can rally on a Monday I'll come out- text me to let me know what time you're going on lady... If you need some sort of stage hand...
radmonkey:
that sounded like fun! how was it?
i like the poster.
I'm a workaholic these days.
i like the poster.
I'm a workaholic these days.
nope.
ugh.
p.s. don't fucking comment. i'm just sick of looking at/thinking about the last one.
ugh.
p.s. don't fucking comment. i'm just sick of looking at/thinking about the last one.
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malloreigh:
oh wow, your comment on my set made me smile for sure. you're great. thank you.
frost:
i love you, and i miss you.
when will you be around again?
when will you be around again?
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scarekrow:
Hi Miss Calamity.
To what do I owe the pleasure of your friendship?
I don't have pancakes if that's what you're hoping for... I do, however, know how to purchase pancakes, but that doesn't seem nearly as epic.
To what do I owe the pleasure of your friendship?
I don't have pancakes if that's what you're hoping for... I do, however, know how to purchase pancakes, but that doesn't seem nearly as epic.
tahloolah:
#1 love the little bits of both of those sets.
eff 'em if they didn't like 'em enough. my effing opinion is effing enough!
#2i love the rad red hair. i have a yellow coat. when i had uber blonde hair, i got the same fucking stupid comments. stupid 'tardos
#3 this is like 3 comments in one. like it or I'll get saucy on your ass
eff 'em if they didn't like 'em enough. my effing opinion is effing enough!
#2i love the rad red hair. i have a yellow coat. when i had uber blonde hair, i got the same fucking stupid comments. stupid 'tardos
#3 this is like 3 comments in one. like it or I'll get saucy on your ass
RIP La Chupacabra. 
You were the best little albino rat in the world.
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neyrissa:
Ah shit, sorry lady
Sleep peacefully, wee little one.
Sleep peacefully, wee little one.
oubliette:
Poooooooooooooooop!
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laceyk:
Is there any other way to live?
ilsa:
I know we have never talked a lot before, but I think you are awesome
thanks for all the birthday love, kids.
i'm out for a while. this place gets too small for comfort sometimes.
♥calamiblank.
i'm out for a while. this place gets too small for comfort sometimes.
♥calamiblank.
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jay_blank:
Happy Belated Berfday! Sorry I missed it.
Some time away is usually a good thing. Jay time always makes me happy. Take care and when you're back in action we'll have a few drinky drinks.
Some time away is usually a good thing. Jay time always makes me happy. Take care and when you're back in action we'll have a few drinky drinks.
finch:
*hugs* happily belated birthday, lady face.
It's less than 3 hours until my birthday. I thought as an interesting experiment, I'd chart my last year in terms of my "look" (whatever that means). Permit me to indulge in this retrospective of sorts, starting with my birthday fancy-pants makeup last year (from the night I went out with Hunter) and ending with my cupcake face from my blog post the other...
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karma:
Haaaaaaaapppy Birthday!!!!
rosaleigh:
Happy birthday!!! Mine's tomorrow, we're almost birthday twins! 
THAT'S IT.
Fuck dudes, fuck chicks, I quit this game.
Somebody shoot me in the face.
Fuck dudes, fuck chicks, I quit this game.
Somebody shoot me in the face.
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lucy:
Hey, I want to send you a thank you for letting me crash at your place but I need your address again.
timirevolting:
cheer up! why so blue? you're still hot stuff in my book!
Hey kids,
First off, major thanks and kisses to those of you who've been so supportive about my laptop. Long story short, the NYPD has evidence and a case against a minor (I know who did it and have witnesses and video camera footage), but since I'm a "stupid white girl" in a loft building on a block where there have been 4 homicides in...
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First off, major thanks and kisses to those of you who've been so supportive about my laptop. Long story short, the NYPD has evidence and a case against a minor (I know who did it and have witnesses and video camera footage), but since I'm a "stupid white girl" in a loft building on a block where there have been 4 homicides in...
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oubliette:
I haven't been up in a while for this or that reason, but I'd love an excuse to make the trip. I'm only about an hour and a half away.
some day....
(an experiment in wishful thinking)
- the asshat who stole my laptop (who keeps sneaking into my apartment building, fancy that!) will get his comeuppance
- i won't be poor all the time (i hope)
- i'll finish school
- my family won't be hurting so much
- my set from MAY with steve prue might actually be submitted (i was so close...
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(an experiment in wishful thinking)
- the asshat who stole my laptop (who keeps sneaking into my apartment building, fancy that!) will get his comeuppance
- i won't be poor all the time (i hope)
- i'll finish school
- my family won't be hurting so much
- my set from MAY with steve prue might actually be submitted (i was so close...
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gayballs:
that's.. absolute bullshit
meow:
Oh no! The set you showed me in AZ? For shame. I'm sorry things are sucky.
The set wasn't done in a convention.
We truly traveled to those places, and every place we went, I got my make up ready and IvyLlamas
mounted the flash and that stuff.
It's 100% real haha. In fact, you can see how I gained a bit of weight during the trip, and how in "italy" my hair was a bit less blue. I redyed it in Zurich
MUAH!!