**Yawwnnnn** Awaking from slumber...yesterday stressed me out so much that I when I slept, I felt like a wounded god retreating into the furthest depths of the sea...
Issued a public challenge to N on CL. That was fun. I can't wait until she sees all my shit talking. Changed my answering machine so it says, "Hi, it's me, i'm not here right now, but...
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Issued a public challenge to N on CL. That was fun. I can't wait until she sees all my shit talking. Changed my answering machine so it says, "Hi, it's me, i'm not here right now, but...
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misterseeon:
if you wanna be groped, all you gotta do is ask me doll 
I am continuing to stay in my delirious rage (see previous post). Now, I am starting a huge ass fight with all of the girls on CL by making fun of rap because they make fun of house music. Rap sucks. Unless I can become "Feminem" as hybrid suggested. LOL.
I seriously don't remember the last time I have just been in such a bitter...
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misterseeon:
is that right? i wanna see, how bout i come over with some red bull
jamy:
Strange story.... but good....
Feminem... wahahaha! would make a good handle....
Feminem... wahahaha! would make a good handle....
Rawwwwwr! I am in a bad-ass mood and starting mad shit. Called up N today and as usual she reverted back to her true bitchy self. Don't understand her, she just called me two days ago acting like a sweetheart and now she's back to mocking me and telling me "trashy girls go to trashy clubs." Oh, well that must be why she's already been...
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hybrid_:
Hope you get them lapdances and be eminem but umm Feminem? =) hopefully all goes well...
Lawwl...took a kava kava pill, so I should be off in dreamland pretty soon. Kava kava is an herb you can get in any GNC that calms you and relaxes your nerves. It also makes me feel kind of snuggly, like when you fall asleep in sheets that have just come out of the dryer.
So I ended up doing the modeling thing. It was...
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So I ended up doing the modeling thing. It was...
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jamy:
only she is away now
bionicfemme:
lol@bebop. I know, I know, I should be a Kava saleswoman. Actually, I wanted to go into advertising for a little while, but now want to write music reviews for a publication. My fave self-invented slogan is "Viagra: It'll make you rise to the occasion." Heh heh.
Oh yeah, sorry I got so fervent about Viva Glam 4; I was just happy that they were donating all of the proceeds to AIDS research, not like 2% or something like other fundraisers for AIDS.
Heh heh. I AM professional superhero, Digdug. I am the Bionic Femme, and my pseudonym is "Veronica Woods"...she's really one part Charlie's Angel and one part Posh Spice, bent on ending homophobia, AIDS, and homelessness forever with the powers of techno-erotica.
Oh yeah, who is sumgirl? I'll have to look for her member profile. Is she cute?
Oh yeah, sorry I got so fervent about Viva Glam 4; I was just happy that they were donating all of the proceeds to AIDS research, not like 2% or something like other fundraisers for AIDS.
Heh heh. I AM professional superhero, Digdug. I am the Bionic Femme, and my pseudonym is "Veronica Woods"...she's really one part Charlie's Angel and one part Posh Spice, bent on ending homophobia, AIDS, and homelessness forever with the powers of techno-erotica.
Oh yeah, who is sumgirl? I'll have to look for her member profile. Is she cute?
LOL I don't know how I get into such weird adventures every day. I went to CL online this morning looking for any dyke events in the city to catch during my "big day off" and found a woman who desperately needed a cosmetics model today from 3-4. The model must show off MAC cosmetics and I think the purpose of this is so that...
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bionicfemme:
Thanx prickly! Don't worry, it won't go to my head...I don't care much for appearances anyway, I know we'll all be old and fat with age spots in a few decades, which helps me put things in perspective, lol. I find a good sense of humor way more attractive than anything concerning a randomly assigned facial structure.
Oh yeah, what's happened to Claudia? She hasn't been on in a while...
Oh yeah, what's happened to Claudia? She hasn't been on in a while...
digdug:
That macbastard guy is totally shady, I wouldn't trust him around my little sister. But don't you guys worry. I'll be here to protect little C and deflect those dastardly bastard advances. I'll do whatever it takes, even if it means covering her body with mine to ensure her safety.
I'm so happy that tomorrow is finally my frickin' day off! After clearing up some paperwork, I think I am going to go downtown and spoil myself with an Urban Decay lipgloss or some kind of cosmetic product. Then maybe i'll go to the Oxygen Bar and get some herbal cocktails and O2. Who knows, tomorrow the world is my oyster.
Talked with a local...
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circuitry:
It sounds to me as if the home has already been wrecked. Are you sure it's the marriage that's keeping you from pursuing this?
Of course, I'm no big fan of marriage to begin with, so my opinion may be tainted.
Of course, I'm no big fan of marriage to begin with, so my opinion may be tainted.
misterseeon:
well if you say hell with the marriage and decide to say yes to her kiss and other things, take pictures and share them with me. you don't have to show anyone else, you just have to show me. dig? 
it's time for me to get sleepy and cuddle snuggly, mmm, cuddle snuggly with you would be nice
it's time for me to get sleepy and cuddle snuggly, mmm, cuddle snuggly with you would be nice
Haha...Spooky emailed me and said I should apply to be an SG. What a compliment. No way I can compare with the likes of the true SG princesses, like Dia and Claudia. Who knows, I may try it out anyway as part of some sort of personal liberation. That would be the only reason I would ever pose nude; to prove to myself that i'm...
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digdug:
I was just teasing you, but thanks for the complements. Right now, I am working on some banners and there are a couple of other girls that I wanted to get to before I made another one of claudia. But, who knows, I might get around to it this weekend. I know what you mean about claudia. rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
bionicfemme:
Mmm, Claudia...**lawwwl** (sound Homer makes when he sees a donut). It's just not legal, to have a girl that hot, intelligent, and funny at the same time. I didn't think it was genetically possible. And yet both Claudia and Dia have proven to me that the fabled Uberwomen really do exist, and they are both on suicidegirls.com of all places.
Ah, ignore the previous journal. I was being a sentimental fool. I'm going to put everything aside and keep practicing on my tables so I can become grandmaster DJ Bionicfemme someday. I'll kick Oakenfold's ass. I just hate Oakenfold. It's kind of like how punks hate Sum41 or Blink 182 for being popular and trendy; Oakenfold's sound is just way too mainstream for me. I...
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dia:
I'd love a mixed tape, and yeah, I have a passion for techno (I don't talk about it much, but examine my preferred bands list and you can see it). But email me, I'll send you an addy that would be better then SGHQ to get it.
saturn1:
you have to try everything once, no? i had a lot of fun doing it. my friend is great at taking photos though and she is a life drawing major and photography as well, so that probably had something to do w/ it, but even if you never put them up, try it thanks, we're two cute girls who think the other is cute with two silly exes!
thanks, we're two cute girls who think the other is cute with two silly exes!....Holy fuckerz. I can't believe what just happened. The ex called, we haven't talked in a month. I'll give her a name, we'll just call her N. I don't understand her. Last time I talked to her, she said we could never be friends, got all bitchy and hung up on me. I've spent countless days and nights crying over her bitch-ass and how she...
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misterseeon:
my ex keeps asking me to have sex with her even when she knows i have a girlfriend. i think she's evil, hell they all are, damn the ex
bionicfemme:
Damn the ex indeed, lol. Oh well. I've gotta be strong. I refuse to cry anymore over a fat girl with a hairy back and one inverted nipple. ----> "I miss the days when I would tenderly stroke her hairy back in bed as the sun came up...lololololol"
So warped kicked ass. I was on the streetcar on the way there, and these four annoying young gentleman started laughing at me (probably because I was all punked out, spikey hair and a red tie with safety pins in three X's, etx.) So then even though they too are going to Warped they start snickering at me and saying things like "So, are you...
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bionicfemme:
Aw Jam, you're the best! **Blushing**. I think I may be forced to go through with my evil plan, even if my best friend doesn't "support me becoming a porn star" lol. Ah, what does she know. She's committed every frickin' sin on the planet anyway. Besides, she just had a baby, I think it's the motherly instinct in her that's changed her so much.
Oh and Dia, I think it WAS you that I saw. You were looking good. Man, I wish I would have said hi. I can't believe you have the same problem talking to girls too! You look like you would be so confident. You're so funny too. If we ever met I think I would get this huge sweat drop on my head like an Anime character.
Oh and Dia, I think it WAS you that I saw. You were looking good. Man, I wish I would have said hi. I can't believe you have the same problem talking to girls too! You look like you would be so confident. You're so funny too. If we ever met I think I would get this huge sweat drop on my head like an Anime character.
jamy:
I'm not sure if I'm the best, but to be honest, its combination of very cute hair, amazing shaped head, with the cutest eyes and lips.
All you need is someone with a good eye to shoot you and if so, it would not be pornography, but art.
All you need is someone with a good eye to shoot you and if so, it would not be pornography, but art.
Whoo hoo, the Vans Warped Tour is in SF today, baby! I wish the suicidegirls would come here as well as L.A. 
. Oh well. I'm poised, ready to see every single ex i've ever had there, as all my exes are skaters or punks. Today's mission: to not get kicked out of the warped tour for streetfighting. Set phasers to stun. I'm goin' in.
. Oh well. I'm poised, ready to see every single ex i've ever had there, as all my exes are skaters or punks. Today's mission: to not get kicked out of the warped tour for streetfighting. Set phasers to stun. I'm goin' in.VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
misterseeon:
i wonder if you're having fun. hmm i wonder what you're doing right now... so how was it?
solisis:
GOSH! GOOD THING I'M HANGIN OUT WITH SATAN TODAY IN HIS BLASTED LAIR! I'm much happier here than in the warped tour like I WOULD be if I wasn't called back to !$@#$#^TUCSONNNNN!!!
grrrrrrrrrr.
Have fun!
grrrrrrrrrr.
Have fun!