bionicfemme

I am continuing to stay in my delirious rage (see previous post). Now, I am starting a huge ass fight with all of the girls on CL by making fun of rap because they make fun of house music. Rap sucks. Unless I can become "Feminem" as hybrid suggested. LOL.

I seriously don't remember the last time I have just been in such a bitter mosh-pit angry mood. I called up my best friend, Tanya, and got into a fight with her ghetto baby daddy that has been in jail 5,000 times just because I hate that bastard so.

"Is Tanya there?" -Me
"Ohhh Tannya **in whiny, mocking tone**" -Bobby
"Hello?"- Tanya
"Wow, I see all of the profuse butt-love Bobby's received his thousandth time in jail has augmented his voice. I guess you gotta practice being SOMEBODY's bitch in jail for protection." -Me
**Relaying message** -Tanya
"Oh fuck that dyke, she just needs my fucking dick all up in her" -Bobby
"Yes, that is right, I DO want your big man-penis. Fuckwad." -Me
**Proceeding to openly sing rap about how Bobby sucks**
"Just shut up
You have sex with your butt
We already know you suck
But it's me your girlfriend fucks.
Yoyoyo nobody flows like this ho. Word."
"I'll bust a flow...in her gay mouth!" -Bobby
"Again, that would never happen...this is what knives are for." -Me
"I'm coming to SF tomorrow to visit an ex girlfriend and i'm gonna kick your ass!"- Bobby
"Oh, who, Maggie? Yeah, I hit her up, she gives really good head." (Holding in my laughter)
"You don't know her" -Bobby
"Um, yeah I do. I said she gave me head." **Lying**
"Where does she live then?" -Bobby
"It was a one night stand, she's a cheap ass ho." -Me
"OH FUCK YOU YOU LYING GAY BITCH!!!" -Bobby
**Slams phone, I burst into convulsive laughter**

Wow, today has been fun and not functional. Time for a Red Bull. Nothing makes me bitchier than a Red Bull.