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long time no computer.

i'm currently in LA and have millions of fuckeries (yes it can be plural) to tell you about.

but the most glorious thing happened last night.

my big brother got married. it was PERFECT. completely magical and amazing.

i have so many things to write, but thats all for tonight.
i'm tired. and sunburned.
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tehbonehead:
ALOE?! no way, man!!! LIDOCAINE, along with copious amounts of vodka in some type of summertime drinks.

Dr. teh's orders!
elisabeth:
Nice to meet you. biggrin
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if you could be a patron saint, what would you be a patron saint of?


bailey:patron saint of spazz.


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miguelitooooo:
sorry i'm ALREADY the patron saint of spazz!

(said very spazzily to make the point)


look i just fell down.



damn.
tegan:
stupid face, you better call me while your here.
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the fuckery is back in full effect.

and no, this is not a good thing.

~

dear life,
could you please stop breaking things/adding new things/changing things that cost me money? i really dont have any hidden somewhere, i swear.
love,
b

dear sugar daddy,
now would be a good time to show up.
waiting impatiently,
b

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illstabyou:
Sadly I've been begging for a sugar daddy in SG blogs for ages to no success. frown
tehbonehead:
skull alright. i'll do it. skull


who's your sugar daddy?

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mission accomplished.

i spent the day at the beach without even the faintest hint of sun. seeing as how i am practically see-through this is no small feat.

i also peed in the ocean.

tonight i work 9pm-9am. GROSS!

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loslope:
Hooray for Bailey! I do love to pee in the water. Were they quiet for you last eve? Good damn deal.

PS
I feel your skin tone. I AM irish, pale and all that good shit... biggrin
shane_is_rad:
spf 45 rules smile
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okay....so....

doctors visit was interesting.


apparently the bottom part of my heart is pumping out an extra beat. this happens to mostly everyone, every once in a while, but its happening to me ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
its totally benign, but really fucking annoying.

i pretty much believe that your heart has a certain number of beats to its life....and then it stops....so i think...
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cyriaca:
Wow that must have been a little shocking to find that out. Good thing its nothing too serious, must be kinda weird though....
eventide:
i knew a guy whose heart went gung-gu instead of gu-gung . and they looked his charts for days and days and couldnt believe he was alive at all, and then he and they too i guess got bored and he went home. they told him to take it easy, just in case. just in case what? he said. point is only that people live with all kind of weird things. dont lay around too much - my stupid advice. move . move . move. move. untill you really are dead. by the way,. i love your ... what ever. ..
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3:00 EKG frown
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bettietwoguns:
it's all fine, bai.

where should i send your late birfday stuff?
estrada:
I wish you well and stuff.
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please keep your fingers crossed that we get the cute apartment we looked at yesterday.

also, i think i am slowly dying. my heart has been beating all weird since early friday morning. it doesnt hurt or anything and my pulse is still strong, but it feels really weird. hopefully i will live until my doctors apointment on thursday......weeeeeeeeeeee!

in other news, i have the...
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iggy:
youre not dying....

and what does said unfortunate haircut look like?
kahlua:
eaap!!! heres me hoping you live too...cause see im all out here tryin to meet all the rad kids over in the boston and boston area, cause theres a damn good chance that me and my good friend may be moving htere within a year. a veeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrryyyyy good chance. sooo im just trying to familiarize myself with the boston kids...so hi hey hello hows it goin? i thought i was gonna die cause i saw a million hearses all in one day. that was fun.
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are we moving? are we not moving?

that is the question.


so i somehow need to come up with enough money for first-last-security-possinle finders fee AS WELL AS the $600 hotel costs for my brothers wedding...the trip the weekend before to buffalo for my best friend from college's wedding....AND the money to fix my computer.

OH THE FUCKERY!

i laugh in the face of FUCKERY...ha...
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loadeddiceinc:
Your journal entries make me laugh. Your a fucking riot!
xtx:
Fuckery fuckery fuckery.

Why the fuckery?

Because fuck.

Yeah, I can't say I'm Backstreet Boys #1 fan or anything, they can sometimes be earnest in ways that seem somewhat artificial. But some of their songs have been well-crafted pop songs, in both the ballads and uptempo tracks. But I'm a sucker for a good ballad by any band- I've liked several of theirs, and really loved the new track Incomplete when I happened to catch them perform it on Ellen DeGeneres' daytime talk show recently (I can't get it out of my head). I thought it was a great song; I really liked the melody and thought the lyrics were fantastic- just hearing A.J. sing the first few lines that start the song had me hooked. The line "I'm awake but my world is half asleep" is really an astute observation if you think about it. It's funny though, when they performed it Nick Carter was being a bit over the top with the dramatics, falling to his knees as he sung his verse. So when they finished, Ellen ran over and fell to her knees (in essence, playfully mocking him), so in response the rest of them immediately fell to their knees right next to her as she threw to a commercial break. They may be a "boy band", but labels or "scenes" (or even musical genres) associated with a particular artist don't really have any effect on whther or not I like their music.

That said, as far as "boy bands" go, I prefer N'SYNC. And I think Justin Timberlake's Justified album is excellent- and also really like that music video for the Cry Me A River single.

pOp GoEs ThE wOrLd...

Because fuck.

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HOLY FUCKING SHITE ITS RAINING IN MY BEDROOM!!!


(as in
the ceiling is leaking
no
not 'leaking'
not a strong enough word)

if my bedroom ceiling were a vagina it would be 'super plus' tampons.

again with the FUCKERY!
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loslope:
I hope it isn't still raining in your bedroom.

Thanks very much for the condolences. We'll have the wake within the next week.

Take care.
xtx:
oh the fuckery. tongue

hey i'm noticing the latest version of your profile- you have more wide-ranging interests than most- patsy cline to jay-z? light comedy movies alongside films like like it's a wonderful life, braveheart and porn star flicks? i'll bet you're crazy fun in person. biggrin

you know, you might be the only person on this site that might be able to sympathize with this: i think you had the backstreet boys in ur 'fav bands' list at some point (unless it was a joke), and just can't get their new single out of my head...


INCOMPLETE...




miao!! bok ooo aaa oink

variety is the spice of life.
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...and it is all better.


i convinced the landlord that if we can get someone to sublet dillhole's room for two months we can stay until the end of august. huzzah!


the computer is still broken, which has my dreams of purchasing an i-pod on hold. after going to two different stores unable to find the color i want, i'm afraid it just wasnt meant...
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loslope:
...Nobody! Michelle!" wink

Well that is indeed pretty dope. August is better than next weekend. Now to sublet...

My folks retired and pulled all these old records out and gave them to us. four Elvis box sets, Johnny Cash live at San Quentin, live at Folsom...a bunch of other cool shit. I didn't even know that they had some of that.

Salmon? Taupe? Fucia? How about fuckin' Kelly Green, eh? wink

Enjoy the weekend.
tehwickedends:
I was aware of that, I just didnt know if you still were. I didnt want to bring it up in case you werent. Thanks for the link. smile
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*please excuse this rant*

MOTHERFUCKING SHITE!
not only did i have one of the worst birthdays to date (barring turning 12 when even my dad forgot), but the boy tells me he just crashed my computer.

and i have to move....

and i'm on the rag...

and i got tattooed yesterday and my legs are fucking OUCH!...

and i hate complaining so now i'm annoyed...
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broadwaybee:
*mails you Jordan Knight*
marigold:
=(