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i realized tonight that i haven't worn contacts in over two years. i stopped wearing them because about 2 years ago i was too busy getting drunk and being an old sad bastard that i couldn't be fucked with putting them in.

i used to hate glasses. i like them now.
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sambaloco:
dude love the aretha hat. you rock!
toxic:
I like the hat smile!
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today was the first positive defining moment of my generation.

i forgot what it's like to be proud to be an american. it's nice. i like it.
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snakeplissken:
Sometime we HAVE to have a group dinner here. I think they were responsible for the epic chow at the polish festival.
brideofspanky:


i think you meant fine young cannibals.

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i'm really liking 2009 so far. let's keep the momentum up.
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bean:
A PLANE POUR MOI!
A PLANE POUR MOI!
A PLANE POUR MOI MOI MOI MOI MOI!
A PLANE POUR MOI!
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
A PLANE POUR MOI!
bankerboy:
Geezer? I'll clock more hos, drink more booze and eat more chicken than any man ever seen!
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narehusu:
I had applied! Months ago, and was told to take my creepy ass to an open meeting tongue

It was nice to meet everyone though and hope to be less medicated and more talkative next time.
casper:


flying towards you like this?
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i'm 30 now.

i can't decide if i am still drunk or just hungover.

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toothpickmoe:
You will find you wonder that a lot this decade. wink
_margot_:
You suck.
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merry christmas.

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mistersatan:
Happy birthday, brother.
spankenstein:
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gah.

not excited for today. since my sister's car is pretty much illegal to make the trip through the blue mountains (long story, she doesn't have chains), and mine is a tiny little speedster that i don't particularly want to drive through the snow and ice, we're taking my sister's boyfriend's 70's era VW hippie van. it's got a max speed of about 55 in...
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toothpickmoe:
I feel compelled to tell you to eat your sister first, if only to create a little parity.
snakeplissken:
Now the question is, can you make it back?
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SNOW DAY!!!!!!!

finally, i don't have to go into work. that's nice, because i can't go into work... my car is buried in about 6 inches of snow. awesome.

and, it looks like ARCTIC BLAST '08 is going to prevent me from going home for christmas. don't know for sure, but it's pretty nasty and a rather large chunk of i-84 (aka the golden brick...
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samling:
i haven't been to work in almost a week.

and i'm terribly worriedfor a couple of my clients. they are hopefully making safe choices. i've got a cutter that i haven't seen in 2 weeks, because of weather.
acet:
For me it's a little more like this.



Except I never left my house even when I was working, and technically haven't had a real job since I moved to Portland.

Also, this is my favorite group of tweets yet to come from the snowpocalypse.

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moving the rest of my shit in today.

boooooooo.

rock band in surround sound last night.

yay!
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otoki:
Customer satisfaction is my top priority.
spankenstein:
They are playing 5 dates on the wast coast, Roseland on valentines day. Hales got tickets this morning
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in the house.

it's awesome.

pictures soon.
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toothpickmoe:
Excellent news.
ms_magdalena:
This means I need to visit you guys soon!!!

Well, me and this giant of an Indian guy. =)
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yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!

after 5 months and 2 days, this is the last night i will be spending at my sister's house! tomorrow night i will lounge on my gloriously indulgent king size bed in my newly constructed 2nd story bedroom on my fanciful new super soft sheets!

SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!
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bean:
Just thought you might like to know, hard event is hard.
brideofspanky:
what spanky said.

horray! can't wait to see it.
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so it's that time of the year again. time for all the wonderful meals, spending time with family, all that sappy bullshit.

today, as i sit here in my parent's kitchen, surrounded by my family and my sweetheart, hounded by the mad mass of dogs at the house, and about ready to be assailed by a significant portion of my mom's family, i am pretty...
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pistolita:
That's how I get myself out of a sappy moment. Focus on bewbs. Or vagina. Or Thai lady boys.
silencia:
Coffee and chattage... soon. Let's be the raunchy dudes at the coffee shop! Oh, and I need to see this marvelous new home that you've been gushing about for so long!