Thursday Jul 17, 2003

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I did a shoot with Hypnox last night for the Valar Project. It was a nice time, but the banana was a little underripe and tasted kinda weird with the guacamole chips. It sorta made me sick.

Ow, my eye.
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anonymouse:
I am wearing an eye patch right now. Arrr! I have no depth perception! I should probably take it off if I have to drive somewhere. But then I could put it back on if someone wanted to make me watch Jaws 3-D. Eye patches are so useful.
oipthestampede:
i really just wanted to know about math...and you had to make it personal. *sigh*

Sunday Jul 13, 2003

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It's easier to drown in booze than in tears. Beer comes in pints, tears come one at a time.

I read the a lot of the writings of the Marquis de Sade at a young age. I was in high school when I read the majority of Juliette, the first thing I read; my mom knew I was reading it and hardly said a word,...
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thecowboy:
...go get 'em sista...
dogslife:
You are the weirdo.

We're all weird if we're honest.

I've only got two days left on the site and before I grey out I wanted to tell you that your posts and journal entries make me laugh, think, and feel, usually all at once.

Friday Jul 11, 2003

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So after I showed my brother the site about Roy Orbison in cling film he decided to write some fiction of his own. I will present it to you now.

"After the acid bath has removed your skin, the only way I can think of to retain all your bodily fluids is to wrap you entirely in cling-film," I offer, adopting a generous tone. "I...
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louise:
dude, you got two 'i love you's from SGs. i think that makes you, like, Super Stud Supreme.
velvetkither:
reminds me of a turtle with no shell, who only wishes to be a bird, cause they dont need one.

Thursday Jul 10, 2003

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It has been brought to my attention that California law does not prohibit sexual contact with a corpse. I'm not sure about more than one corpse at once, though.

Well, now you know where you can find me later.

bok bok
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mei:
in high school, once i told a bunch of people about a sci-fi story about necrophilia called "tell me all about yourself." it's really interesting - it's about the communication aspect of sex. people thought i was weird. really weird.
stubertmcfly:
hopefully exceeding the corpse limit. al sandwich!

Wednesday Jul 09, 2003

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So this entry was originally me bitching about how other math kids are really stuck up, but then decided I should bitch about something else.

I went to a barbeque at gasworks on sunday. It was nice. Warm, full of bad food and cute boys. That night I was getting undressed and noticed something on my shoulders... to my shock and dismay I had *gasp*...
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topbanana66:
I might have, but don't recall - Aren't you being a little extreme here? I think it would take being in a desert for a while for that to happen........Sorry If I bothered you.....
mistersatan:
Dear Al-

Tans are yucky and eventually they will turn your skin into the bottom of a leather purse. I prefer my pleasurebots with healthy, pale white skin. This way the bruises will show up easier when I'm done with you.

Love, MisterSatan

Monday Jul 07, 2003

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*sings* I think I'm pretty good lookin, for a girl...

It's really fun to put "I" or "me" or "my" in place of all pronouns in a song. "I am so beautiful, to me!" Sean and I do it all the time. He rocks, by the way. He's coming to see me this weekend, and rumour has it he's bringing a shirt that says "AL...
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tsali:
thanks for actually resopnding. it seems that alot of girls don't. it's like they don't want contact with there adoring fans... wink
vim:
i'm not very smart, but i can lift heavy things.

Saturday Jul 05, 2003

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I was takin' a gander at the ol' Declaration of Independence yesterday and boy, it's a great piece of work. Did you guys ever see that movie Ben and Me, that animated job about the mouse and Ben Franklin? That was rad, I'm tellin' ya. I have a close tie between Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson for my favorite founding father.

I almost felt bad...
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maximillian:
I do believe Benjamin Franklin fathered 57 illegitimate children.
0101014u:
Joe Strummer is my favorite founding father. Did you know you were born on the day of the Clash's first live gig at the Black Swan, July 4th 1976. I wonder if the concert was happening while your mum was giving birth?

Friday Jul 04, 2003

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Happy 227th birthday, USA!

Question for the day: Who is your favorite founding father?
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aelectric:
Happy Birthday .... Have a beautiful weekend full of lots of what you want ...
rubbersoul:
I hear Thomas Jefferson pulled all the hot nubian chicks.

Tuesday Jul 01, 2003

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So... so... I know many people believe that man's unique ability to destroy anything he desires, anything he touches, his ability to completely eradicate all life from the face of the earth if he so wishes, many believe this to be a flaw. But I see this not as a failure of man, but as a triumph. We hold the fate of the world in...
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dogslife:
Because of the many WWI-related books I was reading at the same time as Testament its depiction of war as a terrible thing didn't hit me as hard as Brittan's matter of fact tone. It's been almost two years (and countless other books) since I read it, but there's something uncannily prim about it, at least in my memory of it. I should read it again soon.

Happy birthday half an hour in advance. I bought olives for you but I ate them, for I share your predilection. They were delicious.
dogslife:
I read Brittan in a course on 20th C. lit, subtitled "narratives of loss", which sandwiched her between Yeats and Hemingway--I suppose I was moved by her book at the time, but then A Farewell to Arms ripped my heart out with its sad, sad ending (saddest ending ever) and Brittan seemed quite neat by comparison. (Though I do recall the end of Part One feeling like a punch in the gut.)

Incidentally, the one history book that was on the course, Eksteins' Rites of Spring, was absolutely enthralling: it's a cultural history of the 20th C. that starts with accounts of what went on at the debut performance of Stravinsky's "The Rites of Spring". It was one of the most consistently enjoyable books I'd ever been assigned.

I wept--real tears, complete with choked sobs--the last time I finished The World According to Garp. But that was years and years and years ago. Eons, really. So very long ago that I had to read it in Latin.

I felt bad about the olives, so I got you a big piece of Brie. But when I got it home there was a box of crackers on the counter and a bottle of wine in the fridge... Happy birthday anyway.

Saturday Jun 28, 2003

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Last night made me feel better.

Heh, yesterday my boss and I were driving (he's got an orange Mini. an actual mini. it so rocks) down to the Seattle juggling festival and when we were stopped at Denny and Olive we were next to a guy who was blasting Iced Earth in his car (I know, he showed me the cd case) and he had...
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mora:
don't know what kind of pens taggers use beyond your average sharpie. but i do know that there is this stuff that writes like a pen, but instead of ink it emits this liquid that errodes glass so you can write on windows, but it won't show up til about five minutes after you've left. i thought i was kind of interesting.
chaosmachine:
I use a big ole german marker, staedetler, any permanant or liquid paintpen, the more resisiliant the ebtter

Wednesday Jun 25, 2003

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Well, now that you have all shown me how wrong I am I will take this away time to instead regain my pride. This will take even longer.

Keep using condoms.
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gingerlie:
ginger3 takes Al's advice.
thecowboy:
...yea...deep!....

Tuesday Jun 24, 2003

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I'm coming back when boys stop being whining little spineless bitches and stand up and take responsibility for themselves. Hm. That may take a while.

Okay, I'll come back when the disgust wears off a little.

Remember to use condoms.
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deviantsavant:
I love when distaste for something leads to a broad generalization of an entire group. All men suck. Why, because a few men fuck up. Now I am left with the collective distaste of all women who have been burned buy a jerk. Now I'm annoyed by all men who treat women badly and women who generalize. Then some asshole will hate me for hating those things and we'll all fucking hate till the veins in our necks burst from stress. Why can't we all just have an Icee? Icee is pure love, in a variety of flavors. Dead man on a stick. Amen.
gtx:
No, don't go!
At least tell us what this boy did, that we may judge, hunt and eliminate him.
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