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I promise I'll update soon. For now you should be doing what I'm doing; staring at Venice.

My 10,000th comment went to the person that has always been there for me since we first met on this site. Though I waited two days to make sure, there was never any doubt who it would be.

The runners up got my 9,999th and 10,001th comments, both of which I've only started talking to recently but have piqued my interest for a while.

I...
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My next post will be my 10,000th comment.

Suggest, convince, or bribe me into dropping it on you. The most creative or intriguing offer wins.

Things I learned on my latest trip to Tampa:

I can apparently reroute my road trip on the fly when I find out that a deadly crash has shut down the highway I'm on for hours, and not get lost once in the process. This is more impressive than it sounds, as I have a notoriously bad sense of direction.

I am one of Hael...
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89 comments in 24 hours You guys rock

Highlights of the day include a chocolate ice cream cake and Arete's set. Both were pleasant surprises and deliciously sweet.

Still on the eagerly awaiting list are Venice and Fenchurch, and they aren't helping matters any by saying they have multiple sets shot already. Y'all are making sure I ain't going anywhere for a while....
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By the time they were 24, Orson Welles was directing Citizen Kane, Bruce Lee was developing Jeet Kune Do, and Bill Gates was securing a deal with IBM.

I'm staring at a porn site.








Meh, they don't know what they're missing.

Things I've never done but always wanted to:

• Visit a foreign country.
• Play in the snow or watch leaves change color.
• Be on a game show.
• Spend the night on a beach.
• Write a killer app.
• Hold a girl in my arms and know that she loves me.

Things I've done but never thought I'd do:

• Sacrifice freedom for stability.
• Make a link on a...
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Last night I peed simultaneously with a SuicideGirl and three other members while talking on the phone. If that's not internet bonding, I don't know what is.

I woke up with an infestation of hundreds of ants on the window next to my bed. Welcome to Florida.

I've barely eaten anything in the last three days. I guess I should get on that.

Fenchurch is...
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My landlord just called me into his apartment. He asked me to write, translate to Spanish, and record two radio spots for him for his Jewish-Israeli radio station. The background music couldn't be cheesier; he actually used a Ricky Martin song. Yes, that one.



The only reason I did it is because I figured having your landlord owe you a favor could come in...
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What were three of the nicest times in your life so far?

December 2000: The high point of my time spent with the first girl I fell in love with. We were closer at this point than at any other since I've known her.

At the same time I had also gotten what I still consider my dream job. I was hired as the web...
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I've completely lost my appetite lately. I'm hungry, but I don't feel like eating, if that makes any sense.

It might also explain why I'm so tired all the time now.

I need to get my mind out of the gutter.