Friday Apr 28, 2006

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Arrrr, there be knittin' round these parts. Drag yer arse over to me blog fer a look-see. ARRR!!!
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toothpickmoe:
You know what? You're right.
mat8drb:
I'm impressed and scared at the same time.

Monday Apr 24, 2006

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quirky:
I disagree. Orange looks really nice on you, even nicer if your hair was let down.
swinlok:
i would wear it regardless...

Saturday Apr 22, 2006

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Fucking fabulous.


A few nights ago my co-shift manager, Ryan, dropped off his nightly deposit at the bank, as you do, and by the time I showed up for my shift the following day it had dropped off the face of the earth. Much freaking out and phone calling ensued, the end result of which was that the deposit was still hiding somewhere up the...
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_dictionarygirl_:
You know what you should do with all that money you don't need?

HINT: It involves me. And also, automobiles Yes, I think this is a FINE idea! ooo aaa
_dictionarygirl_:
But seriously though, that's super lame and I hope Ryan gets his job back. frown

Thursday Apr 20, 2006

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I'm almost done with another one of those Butterfly lace camisoles and have just realized that if I hadn't had to stop knitting for a couple days to let my tendonitis settle down I could have cranked this thing out in the space of a week. Additionally, I have memorized the ridiculously complex double-sided lace pattern for the hem frill and have only had to...
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paul9000:
Any update on your manager friend?
mat8drb:
Bugger. blackeyed

If you were a Tim Burton film, you'd be Alukh Needlefingers. FACT.

Wednesday Apr 19, 2006

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I am eating a chocolate truffle egg and you are not. Neener neener. smile
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rodan:
biggrin

Yay you - Enjoy!
yeatsgrave:
if you have 2 of something you should share ...here have a twix love

(yess now shell share ythe good candy) kiss kiss
ttyl

Monday Apr 17, 2006

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Today is official half price Cadbury Eggs day.











There is now a diabetic coma waiting to happen in my fridge.



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xanippi:
hahah suuuugaaarr
zombiekitten87:
i love your freckles love

Friday Apr 14, 2006

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Yay, a scam e-mail!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Dear friend,

I
greet you in the Name that is above all names, As you read this, I
don't want you to feel sorry for me, because i believe everyone will
die someday. My name is Halam Alahji, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.
E. I have been diagnosed with lung cancer. It has defiled all...
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emptymouthpiece:
If you ever want more, just give me a shout out, I've got plenty to share.
portishead:
I love those. They always brighten my day.
What kind of moron would fall for that?

Monday Apr 10, 2006

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So this guy sort of limped into the store tonight and offered to buy a slice of pizza off of my waitress's friend. The friend refused and as soon as the guy limped away he jetted up to the counter to warn us about the guy who was, in all likelihood, very drunk. A moment later the limping guy comes up to the counter and...
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portishead:
I know how you feel. I'm a bouncer and a bartender and I have to deal with idiots like that all the time. I just got hit in the nose by one yesterday because I wouldn't serve him.

I've never drank much but after working in a bar I will never drink again. Drunks are all idiots and I really hate them.
At least I can occationally smack them around or even more fun....get them stuck in detox. smile tongue smile

I love thinking about them spending a couple nights locked up where they can't hurt themselves or anyone else.

[Edited on Apr 11, 2006 11:18PM]
cocoabutter:
wow...sorry about that, my dad can be a major prick sometimes.

Saturday Apr 08, 2006

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Today I managed to find not one, not two, but THREE bras that actually fit me! The best part is that they don't make my boobs cone-like at all. Granted, theyre the most boring, basic black contour bras ever, but I've learned that a decent fit and aesthetic appeal is too much to ask for when shopping for bras around here.



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acidevangelist:
Boring? Not when you're involved.
bill_the_cat:
Have you ever tried stripping them down to the basic support and replacing the boring fabric with something awesome? Is that even possible? I don't know. Just a thought.

Friday Mar 31, 2006

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Okay, I'm finally bloody well finished with that lingerie I was knitting. I had the brilliant idea of trying to make the top large enough in this bizarre improvised way and, well, the lace pattern foiled it. Plus there was that whole 4 days wasted by me realizing that I'd been using the wrong size needles, making half of the knickers with the correct size...
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acidevangelist:
I think it looks great on you. blush
skank_zero:
Ooh, is that the Mon Petit Chou pattern from Knitty? It looks terrific!
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