I'm tired all the time.
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BTW, Maximillian has a challenge for you.
I still renounce boyshorts. Not shorts made for boys, but boyshorts.
I still renounce boyshorts. Not shorts made for boys, but boyshorts.
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stubertmcfly:
fight the power. go commando.
rubbersoul:
I think I'd like to see you in a pair of boyshorts. Then again, I'd like to see you in anything, I suppose.
I hate boyshorts. I wear boy undies because the crotch is nice and wide and they don't go up my ass. Boyshorts, on the other hand, have a crotch wide enough for maybe a 12-year old and are cut all up in the back so they go up my ass. Sure, boy underwear has that big pocket in the front where my package should go,...
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gingerlie:
i LOVE the tanga!!!!! boyshorts *heart*
_sarah_:
I'm with you. I put on a tanga because my boy turns into a drooling puppy whenever he sees them, and it was like my ass went from the size of a billboard to something resembling Orca.
Hooray for undies that fit the hips and ass.
Hooray for undies that fit the hips and ass.
okay, I've given up. My nails have taken over mh hands and I'm sick of correcting the typos they cause. Like double letters and thinngs. I will leave all typos caused by my nails. If you see me postng in all caps, it's because I've accidentally hit caps lock. The nails have control now. I'm missing two keys on my keyboard still.
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spikybluegirl:
I've just realised that you remind me of Katherine Heigl (formerly of Roswell). This has both intrigued and titillated me. I thought you needed to know.
violenttortoise:
Al...? If I had sex with my clone... would that be masturbation?
Okay, since Chris isn't returning my calls, I'm going to switch over to being obsessed with a fictional character: Will Bailey from The West Wing. He's so eloquent and sassy. Going on a date with that guy would rock! "Oh my god, Will, she's actually wearing white pants!" "Oh, I know, Al, those are so slutty. At least she's not... oh, she is wearing...
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lemonkid:
Thanks.. I needed some support on the calloused hands thread.
Fortunately I can take a beating well.
Fortunately I can take a beating well.
fanboy001:
Maybe you should just get cast on the show of West Wing and you can be the sexy intern that turns one of those mentioned charactes worlds upside-down....Beisdes they need more hot girls on that show!
Sometimes I really can't believe that we actually dropped nuclear bombs on people.
I don't think Chris Cornell is ever going to visit me.
I don't think Chris Cornell is ever going to visit me.
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0101014u:
Believe it Al, I know the truth is depressing, but we've also just starved a developed nation so badly that 750.000 children have died of malnutrition related diseases since 1991. They tell us again and again what the difference between Iraq and Liberia is. Iraq is important to our national interests and Liberia sadly or luckily does not have enough oil to occupy us with.
nex_flamma:
Is Chris Cornell not visiting because we dropped nuclear bombs on people? I'm so confused.
"It's pronounced nook-q-ler."
"It's pronounced nook-q-ler."
Okay, so I was watching Face The Nation this afternoon and this lady on there said that the best way to raise children was to have both a mom and a dad and this was why she was opposed to gay marriage. It made me feel very very bad.
Who else here thinks Bob Schieffer rocks the house?
Who else here thinks Bob Schieffer rocks the house?
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amitabha:
i completely agree with her. all children should have a mom and a dad, because that will make them normal, because no one who grows up with a mom and a dad is dysfunctional.
vim:
hahahahahaha...that totally rules....i just finished This Just In...you read it?....Bobby's a pimp....you'd like Vermont Royster too.
cheers A-train!!!
cheers A-train!!!
Hey guys. What's up?
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boonfark:
Your new candid shot (#14) makes my blood run to my head. Both of them. You make me want to buy stock in the Armorall company.
stiles:
Hardons and helicopters.
I leave for vegas tomorrow morning, and will be back Monday evening. If you see Chris, tell him not to come until next week.
I got my nails done today and they are the color of blueberry jelly bellies. They remind me of a car.
Would you kill a person with your bare hands?
I got my nails done today and they are the color of blueberry jelly bellies. They remind me of a car.
Would you kill a person with your bare hands?
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psmith:
Everytime I drive I fantasize about killing people with my bare hands. I recenently yelled "I'll slit your throat and fuck your corpse" at some bitch in an SUV. I need anger management classes.
thecowboy:
...shoots...when you comin back?...
So far Chris Cornell has not shown up at my window or offered to take me to Alki. Where is that guy? What's a girl gotta do around here to get Chris Cornell to serenade her? Golly.
I wish my mood swings would go away. They're frightfully distracting and certainly don't help me make friends. I want to stay indoors.
The other day I bought...
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I wish my mood swings would go away. They're frightfully distracting and certainly don't help me make friends. I want to stay indoors.
The other day I bought...
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evillyn:
Oooh no nightgown? Even better.
jurasic:
ohyeah...the Princess is great...kidding...actually you should talk to nala...she is the expert...ofcourse i'm not familure with makeup or manicures...
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