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Okay, since Chris isn't returning my calls, I'm going to switch over to being obsessed with a fictional character: Will Bailey from The West Wing. He's so eloquent and sassy. Going on a date with that guy would rock! "Oh my god, Will, she's actually wearing white pants!" "Oh, I know, Al, those are so slutty. At least she's not... oh, she is wearing white shoes." "Will, after dinner can we go somewhere else to make fun of people?" "Of course, baby, we can make fun of people anywhere you want." I don't think he'd really call me baby because he'd be really nervous, but you never know. He's not a real guy. I can make him do anything I want, like ask president bartlet to order chris cornell to play for me at the window. I'd probably go on a date with josh, too, but I think maybe I'd just confuse him with my crazy antics. Maybe not. He's also not a real guy. Who is the actor who plays will bailey? I can't remember. Maybe he'd go on a date with me and act like will bailey. Or not. "but all the girls I've been with have told me to be myself!" "no! I want you to be will bailey." Okay, I have got to stop this. I'm going nutz.