Yo Strong Rad,
Will knowing ninjitsu really help me to get laid or is that just a myth propagated by mind controlling ninjas?
your awesome friend,
Trevallion
Bremerton, WA
Yo! My awesome friend, eh? We'll see about that.
But onto the email.
The thing about mind controlling ninjas is that you can never know if what you're thinking is true or if they're making you...
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Will knowing ninjitsu really help me to get laid or is that just a myth propagated by mind controlling ninjas?
your awesome friend,
Trevallion
Bremerton, WA
Yo! My awesome friend, eh? We'll see about that.
But onto the email.
The thing about mind controlling ninjas is that you can never know if what you're thinking is true or if they're making you...
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llouys:
i have that book.
but mine's paperback and no one has licked it.
i guess i could lick it.
but it wouldn't be the same.
but mine's paperback and no one has licked it.
i guess i could lick it.
but it wouldn't be the same.
trevallion:
You? Smile? No way.
I miss...
*sigh*
Tell me about the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for you.
*sigh*
Tell me about the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for you.
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mk700c:
darlin' you miss me?!
aw.
The closest I can come to cute right now is that on my travels this weekend I gave the finger to exactly...
12 cars/pickups/minivans w/ Bush Cheney stickers
and
4 Pepsi trucks
aw.
The closest I can come to cute right now is that on my travels this weekend I gave the finger to exactly...
12 cars/pickups/minivans w/ Bush Cheney stickers
and
4 Pepsi trucks
koenigsegg:
i was involved in a massive 5 vehicle car accident when i was 17, in which i was a passenger in one of the cars. my girlfriend at the time came and read to me during the day and slept on the floor next to me at night for the 3 days that i was unconscious. fortunately, two broken ribs were the extent of my physical injury
I should answer emails on here more often. That was fun!
So to sum up...
On Monday I went to Portland's only karaoke tiki bar with dunx, KtKate and various other friends from school to bid a fond farewell to our friend Megan who is leaving for grad school at Harvard on Saturday. Suffice to say I had a fucking blast. I drank a...
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So to sum up...
On Monday I went to Portland's only karaoke tiki bar with dunx, KtKate and various other friends from school to bid a fond farewell to our friend Megan who is leaving for grad school at Harvard on Saturday. Suffice to say I had a fucking blast. I drank a...
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pommyjeff:
whaddup homie?
llouys:
your friend megan clearly needed some shrimp shells
Oh my god. We did abs yesterday at practice. My tummy started to hurt before I even went to bed. I can't sit up. Yes, I'm lying down to write this. Ow ow ow. *cries* But enough of my whining. It's time for the first of many weekly email answerings.
Dear Strong Rad,
The hippies are at it again outside my window.
What can we...
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Dear Strong Rad,
The hippies are at it again outside my window.
What can we...
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mk700c:
I'll try some if you let me snow-ball it back to you.
mk700c:
crap. 
I don't think even god gets up this early on Sundays.
I think I'm going to start answering an email on here every Monday again. Hit me with your best shot. Emails only.
I think I'm going to start answering an email on here every Monday again. Hit me with your best shot. Emails only.
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estrada:
Are you Pat Benetar?
My best shot is always wide right.
My best shot is always wide right.
klu:
Usually God and i are out on the town on saturday nights, doin the usual business, makin $$ off our poker night at the local crackhouse, poker is so much easier when playing with crack, ppl beat stupid amounts of money.
So I went to this bar last night with my old friend Kelly. He's one of like... two people I still keep in contact with from high school. We met in *snort* advanced physics *pushes glasses up nose* when I was a sophomore, the only sophomore in the class. I got to skip regular physics because of a scheduling error in my favor. I don't...
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hansel:
Did you show to the Dolls? It was soo... wonderful. 
klu:
Al, You are fuckin rad, you always look great regardless of wether you try or not. it is sad that both sexes are stupid. dont lose faith, there are some cool ppl left out there. i envy your knowledge. i wasnt a nerd in school, but i wanted to be one. i am stupid though, i had a hard time with math, i loved science. i got west wing season 2 for like 16 dollars on sale. i was stoked.
hey on your wishlist you listed dirty deeds, by ac/dc, i have that, i can burn you a copy, or send one to ya, if you would like.
turn that frown upside down! your doggie, lol, Klu.
hey on your wishlist you listed dirty deeds, by ac/dc, i have that, i can burn you a copy, or send one to ya, if you would like.
turn that frown upside down! your doggie, lol, Klu.Okay, I don't even care what my last journal entry was talking about because I WANT TO DO WILL BAILEY from The West Wing SO BAD. Holy shit. He's SO HOT. Josh is pretty dang hot too. I'd totally do him and Amy at the same time. Amy is mass hot too. She's one of the hottest girls ever to ever exist ever. Yeah, she's...
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mk700c:
,and I should be riding a bike right now.
...and yes, yes you did.
It was brief, but enjoyable.
...and yes, yes you did.
It was brief, but enjoyable.
dunx:
You're like, friends times 3 with that KtKate chick. Is that your girlfriend or something? and if so, can I come over sometime to watch y'all have pillowfights and make out? and if so, can I get some blowjob roulette going after? and if so, holyshit y'all're easy.
In addition to having no sense of humor, you guys also have no imagination. MisterSatan and I went to a gay bar and watched vintage gay porno on Tuesday night. We also called UnnecessaryZ who confessed to crying gay tears into his teddy bear afterwards. I hope he at least takes comfort in his eleventy-seven inch cock.
So this morning I got up to go...
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sabre:
Please come out from behind the copier....being around all that toner for so long is not good for ya.....
Check under your car seat for your nose clips.....that's where everything lost is found....
Check under your car seat for your nose clips.....that's where everything lost is found....
skryche:
Hey, i hear you had a really good breakfast this morning.
2. I assure you that were you in Vermont, or even perhaps Newhampshire, upstate New York or certain parts of Montral at the present time, you would be having plenty of sexes, (damn good sexes at that) should you feel inclined.
I return to the world of broad band and cellular coverage on tuesdsay...