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Hey, check me out. Fleshbot!

I'm behind on ye olde christmas shopping. I'm also cold.

I need to buy a razor. I have blades, but no handle.

I also need some stamps and envelopes.

I'm tired of people being mad at me for bringing them bad news. Go call someone else a dumb cunt, you fucking asshole.

I've been out of school for little more than 6 months and already I want to go back. Being outside the ivory tower SUCKS. You have to pay for pool, public intoxication is frowned upon and there aren't any deadlines hanging over me, telling me when I should be stretching my brain to the breaking point. I read and everything, but I'm already sluggish. Also,...
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You guys should go read dunx's journal for a detailed description of my awesome weekend, and pictures. In short, mk700c, my namesake, came to visit Portland and dunx, KtKate and I showed him a fucking good time and partied like rockstars, even though the 3 of us were fucking sick. It was fun, we got to do all the things I like...
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You guys should go read dunx's journal for a detailed description of my awesome weekend, and pictures. In short, mk700c, my namesake, came to visit Portland and dunx, KtKate and I showed him a fucking good time and partied like rockstars, even though the 3 of us were fucking sick. It was fun, we got to do all the things I like...
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You guys should go read dunx's journal for a detailed description of my awesome weekend, and pictures. In short, mk700c, my namesake, came to visit Portland and dunx, KtKate and I showed him a fucking good time and partied like rockstars, even though the 3 of us were fucking sick. It was fun, we got to do all the things I like...
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You guys should go read dunx's journal for a detailed description of my awesome weekend, and pictures. In short, mk700c, my namesake, came to visit Portland and dunx, KtKate and I showed him a fucking good time and partied like rockstars, even though the 3 of us were fucking sick. It was fun, we got to do all the things I like...
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I hung out with dunx a lot today, much like every day now. Today was a little different, though.

I wrote out a bunch of stuff about it, but mostly what I wanted to say is that Jeep Cherokees are HEAVY. I hope you guys never have to push one up an incline in an oily parking spot with wet shoes in order to get...
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It true, girls really are crazy, especially when they're drunk.

I'm giving up drinking. Drunk Al is a person that no one likes. She does mean, selfish things that hurt other people. I want her to go away now and never come back again.

Matthew Shepard's mother said that when she saw his body his face was covered in blood and dirt except where it had been washed clean by his tears before he died.