When god invented the bathtub, I'm pretty sure that last night is what he had in mind. Lying on a hot girl, smoking a clove and drinking champagne from the bottle while a hot guy shaves my legs. It doesn't get any better than that, folks. I never wanted it to end.
Today dunx and Megan and I bought a giant bottle of tequila for...
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lemonkid:
Where'd you pick up the glasses?
professorplum:
You fuckin' rock, Al. No joke.
I spent all day in the math lounge yesterday except for when I went to the math talk (which was beautiful, and I think one of my favorite parts was when dunx said "intellectual man crush") and then ate dinner. So let's see... it was about 7 hours in there. So dunx and I decide that we should go to the pub and have some...
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eli:
last night at my work the bar man with a towel slung over his shoulder, and a waiter, who i used to date were like flirtilly goofing around with eachother. I had just finished work and was having a beer right in front of them. They were being so cute with eachother I drifted into a long head picture of them makin' out, and well acxtually it made me think of you.
xoxox
have a good time pretty lady!
xoxox
have a good time pretty lady!
atomicmonsters:
spending seven hours in a math lounge? I haven't done that since the putnam and MCM earlier this year.
NO, I WILL NOT CHAT WITH YOU.
END OF STORY.
Social interactions are always so awkward and cumbersome. I've been told this goes away, but I'm not so sure.
END OF STORY.
Social interactions are always so awkward and cumbersome. I've been told this goes away, but I'm not so sure.
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gabbahey:
I am so intrigued by you 
zazie:
but al i lubb joo
Night is always the worst. I get tired and I don't want to work anymore but I don't want to do anything else either because I feel so crappy after working all day. I can't actually get to sleep before about 1, though. I need a beer. I need my back to be cracked. I need a bubble bath and a pedicure. Hm... I guess...
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hellcatjustine:
oreos and painkillers...a woman after my own heart. even if to rip it out of my chest and grind it under the heel of her boot.
insomnia sucks. I have it too.
fucking ace for your thesis. I started writing again, I miss school.
can a sister can some grant money?
PS: I still say you are the hotness, and yes, it feels good to be a gangsta.
insomnia sucks. I have it too.
fucking ace for your thesis. I started writing again, I miss school.
can a sister can some grant money?
PS: I still say you are the hotness, and yes, it feels good to be a gangsta.
It surprises me, considering how much I hate people, how hard it is getting left alone.
I hate body hair. That was one of the stupidest inventions ever. Why does it have to grow so fast and be so dark? Ugh. I just want it gone.
People are so complicated. It's amazing how much there is to them. Fuck 'em, though. Really.
I hate body hair. That was one of the stupidest inventions ever. Why does it have to grow so fast and be so dark? Ugh. I just want it gone.
People are so complicated. It's amazing how much there is to them. Fuck 'em, though. Really.
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amitabha:
I knew i liked you for a reason.
obsidious:
This damn Plant Earth thing is fucking stupid, isnt there anything else onshit I can't find the remote...
Some one asked me if I had friends, I said "yes and they're not you"... Then they ask, "does that mean you hate everyone" I said "no I like some of my friends who arent dead and most of the ones who are".
Killer.us
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Some one asked me if I had friends, I said "yes and they're not you"... Then they ask, "does that mean you hate everyone" I said "no I like some of my friends who arent dead and most of the ones who are".
Killer.us
[Edited on Mar 23, 2004 10:48PM]
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masque:
goddam
you are a bloody chameleon you know - so many different looks and all of them gorgeous
I think you are a witch - its the only possible explanation
you are a bloody chameleon you know - so many different looks and all of them gorgeous
I think you are a witch - its the only possible explanation
trevallion:
\mm/ too much metal for one hand! 
"Was that really worth interrupting Guns and Roses?"
I still hate the word "naughty". I know EXACTLY what I'm doing.
I still hate the word "naughty". I know EXACTLY what I'm doing.
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mikezoolander:
I think Naughty only has meaning if you get caught 
tangledupinblue:
something pure about the original smiley. naughty naughty. birdy num num.
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ash:
thanks hun, you are too sweet for words 
twwly:
Al. check out the Fake Boob forum in Dirty Talk. I posted a great new picture for you, and linked to him - a little site which also has Frances Sand, your new implanted girlfriend on it.
Well... I uh... yesterday... corned beef and cabbage and a whole fuckload of black butte porter in my bigstein. Only one carbomb. Hot Shower 1 & 7/8 because Roma threw her beer all over me. Acting like a jackass telling Evan he looked like Vince Vaughn. Boondock Saints. Not knowing when to go home.
Pictures coming soon.
Sick today. Sore throat extending into my mouth,...
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Pictures coming soon.
Sick today. Sore throat extending into my mouth,...
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whaa:
Feel better. I'm in a similar state myself. Team Awesome is...well...awesome!
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[Edited on Mar 19, 2004 6:31AM]
doctashock:
Have the dates for TACNSFT2K4 been released yet?
Hopefully they won't interfere with Pamp-fest 2K5 (the count got screwed up a while ago)... cause we'd be no competition.
Hopefully they won't interfere with Pamp-fest 2K5 (the count got screwed up a while ago)... cause we'd be no competition.
"I'm picking up the keg at 11. I'm not saying we're going to be tapping it then, but I will be in the same room as a keg and a tap. Just sayin'"
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dunx:
Yeah that was my bad.
trevallion:
ohh I meant to say this a couple days ago but, "Huhuhu ASStrology. Gee Al, you are sooo darned funny haha."
Today it was so nice I sat out on the front lawn in my undies working on my thesis. Then it got shitty and we all got cold. I did my friend's hair. He's got a big black spikey tri-hawk.
Someone please bring me Johnny Depp. Have him jump out of a cake on my birthday or something. Fucking hell. He's so hot. I've been...
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Someone please bring me Johnny Depp. Have him jump out of a cake on my birthday or something. Fucking hell. He's so hot. I've been...
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_luke:
Fear & Loathing
blackguarding:
If ya like the Tom pic, there's plenty more where that came from 
Like me on Marcia Wallace's lap (voice of Mrs Krabapple on tha Simpsons)
Higgins is my dad's cousin, so I got on an episode when I was 5 or 6
Like me on Marcia Wallace's lap (voice of Mrs Krabapple on tha Simpsons)
Higgins is my dad's cousin, so I got on an episode when I was 5 or 6
Yesterday was a good day. Katie and dunx and I went out for breakfast (you know, at 2 pm) and then went to Lloyd Center. Katie needed to get some shit from the Pop Gothic, which was totally crowded, but she got what she needed and we checked out the sluts and headed downtown. Katie bought some way hot shoes, and dunx got our friend...
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bepps:
I miss 2pm breakfasts. my work has me working WAY the fuck early in the morning now.
You should rant about your day every day. It's a lot of fun reading about the totally awesome daily adventures of Al. I'd comment on them more but I never have anything to say about it. I always enjoy reading `bout you though.
my work has me working WAY the fuck early in the morning now.
You should rant about your day every day. It's a lot of fun reading about the totally awesome daily adventures of Al. I'd comment on them more but I never have anything to say about it. I always enjoy reading `bout you though.
bepps:
Oh, by the way, does your response in my journal mean we won't be getting any advice as to getting into your undies from the other SGs?