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Today it was so nice I sat out on the front lawn in my undies working on my thesis. Then it got shitty and we all got cold. I did my friend's hair. He's got a big black spikey tri-hawk.

Someone please bring me Johnny Depp. Have him jump out of a cake on my birthday or something. Fucking hell. He's so hot. I've been sorta obsessed with him since around 8th grade. A lot of guys start out pretty when they're young and suck as they get older, and some start out okay and then get hotter the older they get... Depp started out pretty and has segued beautifully into handsome. Handsome doesn't even cover the half of it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

I have to go change my underwear before I go out.