I fell into a burning ring of fire.
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prettygirl66:
what? when? where? how? who got u out?
obsidious:
Drunk people make my nervous 
Well, from your descriptions, maybe I've just never been in love. Or... the thing about being able to eat in silence sounded right.
I had a good week, especially Friday and Saturday. On Friday I went to the river with dunx and Katie and dunx' beagle, who immediately got filthy and then laid down on the blanket. Just the beagle, I mean. It was so...
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I had a good week, especially Friday and Saturday. On Friday I went to the river with dunx and Katie and dunx' beagle, who immediately got filthy and then laid down on the blanket. Just the beagle, I mean. It was so...
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vim:
so Al....i am in desperate need of your opinion here.....
am i a sexy bitch in this t-shirt or WHAT?!?!?!?!
am i a sexy bitch in this t-shirt or WHAT?!?!?!?!
gil:
will do we will drink lots for you 
still sux though
still sux though
Tell me about being in love.
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baudot:
It's worth the scars.
fancybear:
Love is cozy warm when the same returns.
Love is hollow pain where with the other, for you, nothing burns.
Love is hollow pain where with the other, for you, nothing burns.
It was one of those nights. Well, not for me, but I spent the night awake with someone having one of those nights.
and I can't keep holding on
and I can't keep holding on
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peart:
I would love to spend a night awake with you, or maybe a night with you we wouldn't be able to sleep? :-) Take Care hpe you find that job
vim:
i can't imagine a nicer shoulder to cry on.
Okay, sorry I missed the show last night. I really wanted to go, but ended up having to hang out with some other, more different, hot people and drink "tequila" and smoke "cigarettes" and be awesome.
Dunx came up to visit me on Friday and we ate Dick's and went to the burleque show, which was great, as always. I looked totally awesome, but my...
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Dunx came up to visit me on Friday and we ate Dick's and went to the burleque show, which was great, as always. I looked totally awesome, but my...
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peart:
Exciting!
tawnya:
It was great to finally meet you.
My mom says that aside from your loved ones dying, looking for a job is the worst thing that happens to you in your life.
As such, she's very nice about my all-consuming apathy on the subject.
Here are some jobs I would enjoy. If you know anyone who has an opening, let me know:
trampoline tester
matress tester
vibrator tester
ice cream taster
jelly...
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As such, she's very nice about my all-consuming apathy on the subject.
Here are some jobs I would enjoy. If you know anyone who has an opening, let me know:
trampoline tester
matress tester
vibrator tester
ice cream taster
jelly...
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apotheosis:
Zzzt. Sorry, there is one more. Try buying your first home.
It sucks!
It sucks!
avant42:
Is it worth asking why you want to be a trophy wife?
Yesterday was a good day. It's nice to be back in Portland for a while. Dunx hurt his shoulder while he was kicking that guy's ass the night before. We wanted to go find him and kick his ass again for hurting dunx's shoulder, and for my computer not getting wireless, and for forgetting to buy soap when we went to the store that morning,...
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cyaluminus:
Rent "Ichi the Killer." Drink heavily. View. Be entertained, one way or the other.
mick3:
Please may I make you laugh?
Katie and dunx and I were out last night, and some dude threw shit at the car and gave Katie and I the finger while dunx was inside buying smokes. We told him what happened when he got back... and where the guy was going, knowing exactly what would happen. We found him, and when dunx got back in the car he had blood on...
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unnecessaryz:
I knew Dunx was my kind of white boy.
coco:
nice.
An excerpt:
It started in June, a few days after Emily's first birthday. I remember it was a Sunday night; Richard had to teach in the morning. I woke up to Richard moaning. It was a kind of humming sound, up and down the scale. It was a noise he made during sex.
I sat up in bed. As usual all the blankets were piled...
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It started in June, a few days after Emily's first birthday. I remember it was a Sunday night; Richard had to teach in the morning. I woke up to Richard moaning. It was a kind of humming sound, up and down the scale. It was a noise he made during sex.
I sat up in bed. As usual all the blankets were piled...
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apotheosis:
Women have wet dreams, they just aren't as messy.
britney:
I'm at his shop just about every other day keeping him entertained.... between me and my room mate Kitty, he's never bored (couldn't have that!).... But yeah, anyways, we were chatting about some sort of suicide girl madness and he asked if I knew you....
Okay, thanks very very much every one of you who well-wished, but my birthday is in April. I love you all, really I do, but 122 comments? How come you never leave that many when I have something interesting to say? And how come you never left me happy birthdays when my journal entry said "today is my birthday"? Okay, so some of you did,...
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recoveringmale:
Welcome back! Perhaps it's a bit late, but are there any Team Awesome shirts still around? I want to have the awesomeness too...
For our country's birthday I had a bunch of Pabsts and a cat bit 6 holes in my hand.
good luck with the job searching...
For our country's birthday I had a bunch of Pabsts and a cat bit 6 holes in my hand.
good luck with the job searching...
mistersatan:
Thanks- I have been feeling pretty stupid lately, though.
In Orali's livingroom, recovering from fever sleep.
I noticed something a while ago and have been thinking about it ever since. There is a certain level of intimacy, a closeness, an understanding that can only be reached with a person you're not fucking. There's something about sex that gets in the way, especially if that person is your signifigant other, not just a fuck...
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I noticed something a while ago and have been thinking about it ever since. There is a certain level of intimacy, a closeness, an understanding that can only be reached with a person you're not fucking. There's something about sex that gets in the way, especially if that person is your signifigant other, not just a fuck...
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hellcatjustine:
oh yeah, and it was your birthday and I missed it. I suck.
but you don't...
but you don't...
burstandbloom:
doctashock said you know about the team awesome
whats the deal
ive been awesome my whole life and not a single team awesome scout has come my way
whats the deal
ive been awesome my whole life and not a single team awesome scout has come my way
Well, thanks to your generous donations, www.teamawesome.net will not have to be taken down. I'm sorry we can't give you anything in return like we used to be able to, but know we love you, and everyone who reads the site loves you for saving it. See? It wasn't so hard.
I'm in Chicago. I'm also hungry.
We stopped at the porn store on the...
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I'm in Chicago. I'm also hungry.
We stopped at the porn store on the...
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dialysis:
Al I am not a robot but -MACHINE- and since your a robot. Have you seen the Bjork video of the two robots having sex? I've seen it once on a late night/early morning video show many years ago. And I haven't seen it since the song is from the Crow soundtrack. This video is the best video I have ever seen words can not do it justice. These robots are so anatomicaly correct and they move so slow it is the most perfect expression and defintion of sexual intercourse.
the song is from the Crow soundtrack. This video is the best video I have ever seen words can not do it justice. These robots are so anatomicaly correct and they move so slow it is the most perfect expression and defintion of sexual intercourse. 
pearl:
Al...you are so sweet! Can't wait to see you again in the 206.