al

i have that book.

but mine's paperback and no one has licked it.

i guess i could lick it.

but it wouldn't be the same.

You? Smile? No way.

darlin' you miss me?!

aw.

The closest I can come to cute right now is that on my travels this weekend I gave the finger to exactly...

12 cars/pickups/minivans w/ Bush Cheney stickers
and
4 Pepsi trucks

i was involved in a massive 5 vehicle car accident when i was 17, in which i was a passenger in one of the cars. my girlfriend at the time came and read to me during the day and slept on the floor next to me at night for the 3 days that i was unconscious. fortunately, two broken ribs were the extent of my physical injury

whaddup homie?

your friend megan clearly needed some shrimp shells

I'll try some if you let me snow-ball it back to you.

crap.

Are you Pat Benetar?

My best shot is always wide right.

Usually God and i are out on the town on saturday nights, doin the usual business, makin $$ off our poker night at the local crackhouse, poker is so much easier when playing with crack, ppl beat stupid amounts of money.

Did you show to the Dolls? It was soo... wonderful.

Al, You are fuckin rad, you always look great regardless of wether you try or not. it is sad that both sexes are stupid. dont lose faith, there are some cool ppl left out there. i envy your knowledge. i wasnt a nerd in school, but i wanted to be one. i am stupid though, i had a hard time with math, i loved science. i got west wing season 2 for like 16 dollars on sale. i was stoked.
hey on your wishlist you listed dirty deeds, by ac/dc, i have that, i can burn you a copy, or send one to ya, if you would like. turn that frown upside down! your doggie, lol, Klu.

,and I should be riding a bike right now.

...and yes, yes you did.

It was brief, but enjoyable.

You're like, friends times 3 with that KtKate chick. Is that your girlfriend or something? and if so, can I come over sometime to watch y'all have pillowfights and make out? and if so, can I get some blowjob roulette going after? and if so, holyshit y'all're easy.

Please come out from behind the copier....being around all that toner for so long is not good for ya.....


Check under your car seat for your nose clips.....that's where everything lost is found....

Hey, i hear you had a really good breakfast this morning.

Or that we are twins. I'm sure that would work too.

If you care for my answer(s) to your question, they'd all be here.

steak and tits? Is this the famed Acropolis you speak of?

I'm thinking wintery-octobery-decembery-novembery perhaps?

I'll try and find out. I think that mag might still be at home if the man didn't throw it out. i'll get back to you.

but, you wanna go, right? We'll just charter a plane and then a boat and we'll find it damnit.

and then he'll be yours.