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Happy birfday, Hope you have a great one!!
yourimmortal:
Thanks! And a very happy holiday cheer from us to you!
colchicine:
Thanks!! Right back at you both! I asked for an instax mini this year and got one! I wanted to thank you for telling me about them, they are addictive as hell though! I'm summoning all of my willpower not to blow through all of the film in one setting. 

For real, honest question

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Why is it that over the course of 4 hours I can CRUSH an entire bottle of Chianti (my favorite wine) and feel like a million bucks the next day...but if I have 3 Sam Octoberfest over 6 hours I feel like a bag of smashed assholes!?

I may have to break out my lab gear and see what the hell Sam is doing to...
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strongbhoy:
Could be allergic to some shit, a mate of mine breaks out with cinnamon or something in beer. Usually wine fucks people up, my mom had to stop drinking reds because it would give her headaches.
midnight:
I agree friend, might be something in the beer. Oooohhhh photos w Fresa, enjoy!!

I'll always love you, Seamus.

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Goodbye, son.

Is féidir leis an bóthar ardú suas chun bualadh leat.

Is féidir leis an ghaoth a bheith i gcónaí ag do chúl.

Go dtaitní an ghrian go bog bláth ar do aghaidh, agus bháisteach titim bog ar do ghoirt.

Agus go gcasfar le chéile sinn arís,

Dia a shealbhú tú ar an dtearmann a lámh.


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vrksasana:
So sorry for your precious loss, I know how hard that is😢
dmaggot:
Hugs tight!!!!!!!

Kale...

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Because nothin goes with dinner like debilitating hippie rage...

Disclaimer: I don't actually hate hippies. They're simply my scape goat of choice this evening. <\disclaimer>

I got a nice chicken and quinoa based salad this evening was actually looking forward to not cooking and having something tasty to chill on. As I'm embarking upon fat bastard bliss I come upon something enfuriating. The taste of
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colchicine:
OMG the anti-gluten fad people, they infuriate me. Current statistics say only 1-2% of people have a gluten intolerance of some kind yet i see thousands of people online claiming they can't eat it. It causes the real sufferers with celiacs disease digestive problems.... but i keep seeing these fad people make the DUMBEST claims every day like it causes all sorts of cancers, heart disease, sexual dysfunction, kills brain cells, blah blah blah. This one idiot told me i have psoriasis because i eat gluten, i went off on them of course. I saw someone in a comment thread call those people "Glutards" i told them that i am totally stealing that term and using it from now on >:) 
topaz_:
😂😂😂

Sooooo there's more...

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I went out yesterday just to get a few things and this happened

So add these to my list of new kitchen toys. Shits gettin' real. But in all seriousness this is what happens when you've eaten out four nights a week and eaten freezer food the other three for nearly a decade. There's a rubber band effect where you snap back to the beginning.
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colchicine:
This is the kinda stuff i throw in misogynists faces when they make their "get back in the kitchen" comments. Ive known so many more men who are excellent cooks then i have women. A ton of women take on the role as the cook for their families but many of them don't excel at it. I kick ass at cooking on top of the stove but i don't like baking and i am horrible at it, my bf bakes and makes fancy bread and tasty deserts. Thanks for being proud about your mad kitchen skills and helping to bust lame stereotypes.  <3
yourimmortal:
Gotta love tearing apart stereotypes whenever I can! It just sucks that people pigeonhole a skill that can be taught or learned by literally anyone. Mad props to your boy for cooking @colchicine ! Cheers 😎
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