yetifeet

I have no internet access.
Well thats actually a lie, I do have some sort or access, but its severly limited.

I cant get the flight home I want because some people are retards.
well not really retarded, but just give the appearance of being retarded.

I have no phone coverage.
well I do have some sort of coverage if i stand in one particular spot, but only at certian times of the day.

There is no where to eat here.
which once again is another lie, there is some where to eat, but it means having to drive half way across town to stand in a mile long que and eat food that has been half cooked, then deep fried.

everything is all bad, and yet, not quite..