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I have no internet access.
Well thats actually a lie, I do have some sort or access, but its severly limited.

I cant get the flight home I want because some people are retards.
well not really retarded, but just give the appearance of being retarded.

I have no phone coverage.
well I do have some sort of coverage if i stand in one particular...
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aiden_kaine:
Vivid prolly devoured his ass...
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I had a really weird night last night.

I went to bed early but woke up still tired, maybe it was something to do with spending all night fighting the VNAS (Vivid Ninja Assasination Squad).

Through out history, records have shown that many of histories greatest civilisations have had some form of induction, a right of passage if you will, in order to ensure that...
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meow:
Tehe....
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vivid:
I am lolling by the post above me, which just so happens to be the owner of said blog.
yetifeet:
I think the world would be a much better place if there was a Ninja Assasination Squad to right the wrongs, and it would be better if it was led by you!.

How much of a suck up am I?
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I cant drink.
I work seven days a week.
People try to kill me on a daily Basis.
The heat is getting unbearible,
The dust gets everywere,
I cant drink
I have to share a room.
I have no privacy

Thank god for SG..

At least something is good today.
vivid:
the "goat" is like the goat horns. As in, the metal handsign I am throwing in my blog.
Silly boy.

<The last time I even walked past a bar, I woke up three days later 2000 miles from home dressed as a robot with someone yelling out about my coat and some rather attractive looking Italian girl (I could tell she was Italian as she had a hot looking nose) screaming out if anyone had some batteries.>
HAHAHAHA. +10 Vivid Fun Points.
That was fucking awesome.
Bravo
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I like to enjoy life.
It doesnt mean that I see a big fucking cliff and decide that I should jump off it with a chunk of fabric attached to my back ,or waste time walking halfway across the country for hours to watch a sunset which is gone in mere minutes.
To me it means just being able to sit and ponder as life...
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vivid:
<so dont worry, life is like a second hand box of chocolates (in amongst the bitter, twisted and chewed up scraps and rejected peices there is always a tasty sweet morsel hidden away under the corner of the tray.)>
So the moral of the story is ... dont eat already chewed chocolate?
The last set was rejected because they "just couldnt make it work". *shrugs*
yetifeet:
But second hand chewed up chocolates taste the sweetest of all (even more so when given to you by a stranger or found under a seat on a city bus in a dodgy part of town...or so I am told.)

What was there not to make work?